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Are there any supple, young volunteers to take down to the specimen lab?

This job of yours sounds ideal, Mme. That it has a non-negligible paycheck yet is so interesting that you working extra time gratis is a rare thing. Congratulations! I just hope that the bull terrier skull isn’t your new boss’s favorite desk artifact.

It’s a pretty negligible paycheck at the moment, Al. I only get a few paid hours a week. But if I do well, that should increase over time.

And that’s a weasel skull, believe it or don’t.

Stark, I’m the youngest person in the joint. By a lot.

It sounds like a pretty great job, actually. At least you’re not hunched over a shrieking electric motor, breathing polyurethane dust, trying to sand a floor that some retard will be letting their dog piss on in a matter of weeks, so there’s that.

Pretty wicked looking skull…looks like something you’d see in a video game.

Congrats on your new Indiana Jones gig!

A weasel skull? Dang! If you use google images or equivalent and ask for pics of bull terrier skulls you might understand my error! Of course, although we might wish it reversed, the canine skull is a bit larger than the mustelid skull.

Ooh! I’m imagining a pit-bull sized weasel. Yikes!

I bought a weasel skull on eBay some years ago. Have it around here someplace. It’s no bigger’n the ball of my thumb, but it totally looks like an alien. What with that long skull.

Swease, I was way off geographically on prior suggestions, but I think I may have landed nearer your ‘hood this time. Give a listen outside this Thursday evening.
Must be a Monty Python fan. 🙂
http://theweek.com/article/index/265158/speedreads-man-builds-biggest-fart-machine-ever-plans-to-aim-at-france

Wow, a valveless pulsejet the size of a bus? That won’t cause any hearing damage.

I’ve worked for a couple of contract archeologists in my day. Work was fun but didn’t pay enough regularly enough. I’d still be doing it if it did!

I wonder what heavy clerical work is like? File folders made of iron, holding pages of lead?

Hell, I’d KILL for a job like that (or at least make 3 or more people feel REALLY BAD about themselves)….

It would be cool to do a 3D scan of the skull, blow it up in a 3D editor and print the enlarged version with a 3D printer…pass it off as an alien :+)

I wonder what heavy clerical work is like? File folders made of iron, holding pages of lead?

Heavy clerical work involves big numbers. I think that it is undisputed physics that 5,000 of anything is much heavier than 5 of that same thing.
Quod erat demonstrandum.

Tom,

If you want to know what heavy clerical work is like, become a records clerk for a hospital that still uses paper. They have to anticipate every procedure, every admission, and even emergencies. They take the chart from the bowels of the hospital, to wherever the patient is.

I’m not sure how you get started, but I think a court sentance is involved.

Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: July 23, 2014, 4:03 am

If you want to know what heavy clerical work is like

box up two dozen large, hard-bound books, & carry them up & down three fights of stairs for 9 hours. & then ignore yourself for the rest of the day.

oooo! I am a historian by training and volunteer with a local archaeological office. The paid vs free? It doesn’t get any better. Digs can be fun though! Just wait until you get asked to talk about the collections — or notable local pre-Norman weasels.

…I have a bunch of keys, a desk, an alarm to wake up to and a boss to push me around again. Heaven!

Hevvins ta Murgatroyd, indeedy…would that I were to (*snif*) have sech a Fate befall me soon again…been drawin' that ol' "funemployment" goin' on some near-five months, naow, and as it's not near-abouts as "fun…" (nor not nearly as "large" of a “largesse” as it usedtawuz, neither) as it never really wuz previously, and as it’s about to terminate ennyways (being as it’s also much shorter-term than formerly, since our “economy” [?] has so radically improved of late, don’tchaknow?), I’d sooo-o-o much appreciate being back under the “yoke of daily labor” – accompanied by the occasional paycheck – purtydangsoon, IYKWIMAITYD…

Ah, to be back amongst the Workaday Drones, now that mid-Summer’s here and gone away!

Boring, this “not working, nor getting paid for it” stuff is – and perty damned un-profitable, as well.

Congrats on your rather-ideal-sounding employment, Sweasey, and keep on havin’ fun with your skullduggery (as it were).

Wouldn’t “heavy clerical work” involve obese clergymen?

Wouldn’t “heavy clerical work” involve obese clergymen?

Along with singing…

Look at that sagittal crest. Unusual for small mammals but necessary to anchor the weasels powerful jaw muscles. More commonly seen in the big cats. Weasels are bad asses.

Heh, the crazy Colin Furze has his next vid up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMzAS9SsMBw
He’s built the bum for his fart machine to aim at France. Too funny. He’s set to go at the shore over in Folkstone tomorrow.

Congratz on the new job!

Ever tempted to label something “Hobbit bones” or “dragon scales”?

Thanks MikeW. I’m enjoying checking out the band March to the Grave featured in the Colin Furze video.

Wonder if the neighbors mind looking out the window onto the scene of a man creating a giant metal ass is his yard.

Wonder if the neighbors mind looking out the window onto the scene…

I wouldn’t wonder or worry a’tall, surly ermine – fairly sure by now, any and all in Colin’s nabe who a) are or would be outraged – or even much surprised – by whatever he gets up to and b) were able to do so, have long since departed for somewhere as far distant as achievable. Besides, by now, he’s undoubtedly lowered property sale values in his vicinity sufficiently that b) is no longer possible financially anyway.

The ones still remaining are doubtless equally divided between those who are simply praying he doesn’t decide to start work on his own personal thermonuclear device – and those who are hoping that he does…what a way to go, hey?

“Farting hugely at France” – what.a.guy!