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Thank zee for explaining this to they.

They are without words! They are so happy someze is taking this seriously!

If you liked this, read any of the Kelly Turnbull novels by Kurt Schlichter (obviously a NAZI, look at that name!).

I, refuse to participate, this is all a symptom of people who want their own set of facts and demand you respect them without giving a tinker’s dam about respecting your views, or reality.

Themself? THEMSELF?? Is that a Britishism?

I would be happy to learn and use these new pronouns if only I were offered a professional-level incentive. My short-term limited contract rate is $200 per hour. For educational institutions, it is $675 per hour unless I’m paid for time I spend deciphering proposal, requirements, and specifications documents.

@Janet A. Roesler:

Themself? THEMSELF?? Is that a Britishism?

Well, it does sound a bit better than the
American English (Southern) version: They own seff.

There are two genders, and an infinite number of mental conditions.

When gender-fluid wild card situations demand use of a “non-gendered” pronoun—I refuse play along. It’s annoying as hell, and I love doing it. I repeat the last name instead of using a pronoun. If I don’t know the last name I rely on the French Revolution, and say, “Citizen.” Examples: Jenner lost Jenner’s purse. Manning bought great peep toes to wear to Manning’s birthday party. This Citizen needs an escort lift to Citizen’s car in the rear parking lot. Clumsy, but sufficient.

Gin a body meet a body
Comin’ thro’ the rye
Gin a body kiss a body
Need a body cry?

Ilka lassie has her laddie
Nane, they say, hae I
Yet a’ the lads they smile at me
When comin’ thro’ the rye.

Gin a body meet a body
Comin’ frae the town
Gin a body kiss a body
Need a body frown?

Gin a body meet a body,
Comin’ frae the well,
Gin a body kiss a body,
Need a body tell?

i lay blame squarely on my generation for this. these are our kids (and theirs on occaision) fomenting this insanity. i, for one, refuse to conform. and i’m damn glad i never had children.

My pronoun is “guy”, which I maintain is gender neutral. Or rather to fit the chart, it’d be “that guy”, “this guy” “these guys” “those guys”.

Deborah & Alice, that’s what I do, except I use “It’s Pat” as a pronoun. “There’s an It’s Pat in the choir.” “Which bathroom is the It’s Pat using?” Et cetera.

I may be revealing my age here.

“There can be only two.”

So is it time to discuss which pronouns mustalids prefer.
Then xe can poll bovines and canines and felines and let xus not forget the needs of dragonkin and large metropolitan structures.

I like to say my late black cat Marie-Antoinette was way ahead of her time as the first gender-fluid cat. She was born male (though certain, ah, twin structures did not descend as they should have), was believed to be female and was named accordingly, and was revealed to be male at age 5 (after several other vets should have found that out). However, she remains “Marie,” “The Queen,” and “she/her” to this day.

It’s a good thing cats don’t worry about such things. She’d have been so confused.

“Two yoots” from My Cousin Vinny will always be one of my favorite fictional uses of pronouns.
I prefer them in fiction.