The blink of an eye
In the second picture, he had just turned to look at the chart behind him (images pinched from this tweet, which runs them as a neat animation). I don’t need to say more.
This is the chart he was looking at, by the way. Causing some online wags to joke that Trump’s life was saved by illegal immigration.
Oh, just come across my feed: a clearer version of the animation.
Posted: July 17th, 2024 under personal.
Comments: 10
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Comment from durnedyankee
Time: July 17, 2024, 7:47 pm
“headed out?’
“yeah”
“What’s up, you’re working today?”
“Nope, I’m going to save Democracy, the voices say so.”
“Voices?”
“Yeah, the nice ladies on The View, Mika and Joe, Rachel Madcow, Nancy Pelosi, even President Bernie, I mean Biden.”
“Well, have a nice time dear, be careful not to slip on any slopey roofs.”
Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: July 17, 2024, 10:36 pm
And now the impossible has happened!
Vaccinated and boosted Joe Biden has COVID.
Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: July 18, 2024, 4:50 am
COVID is the ideal choice for the Biden team’s situation.
Well known – not some “mystery disease” or medical condition that could worsen. Zero press interest in it.
The Democratic true-believers still view it as a danger and respect Joe for not exposing others.
Permits Joe to stay in the basement
Not serious enough for the Party to use as a trigger.
I really can’t think of anything better. Seriously.
Too bad he can’t speak on a live video feed though. I mean if he’s too ill for that…
Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: July 18, 2024, 8:33 am
That would be the end then.
Expect the next announcement to be that COVID has laid him low and he can’t continue to campaign.
For the good of the party, and America, valiant fighting Joe, who got a Bronze Star for his combat tour against Corn Pop, will now save Democracy, NATO, and the right to give his son a much deserved pardon, by bravely stepping down.
Nikita Khrushchev “has a cold” just became Joe Biden has COVID.
Just in time for the Democratic convention .
He’s going to finish his term and will campaign for Kamala but he will no longer be the Dem Prez candidate.
Soon we won’t have Joe Biden to kick around any more.
Comment from Oceania
Time: July 18, 2024, 10:09 am
Nothing like multiple shooters
Comment from Anonymous
Time: July 18, 2024, 12:48 pm
Mandatory Monty Python
Bring out your dead!
Comment from Anonymous
Time: July 18, 2024, 12:48 pm
Mandatory Monty Python
Bring out your dead!
Comment from M
Time: July 18, 2024, 2:51 pm
Pointing out the evils of illegal immigration is what saved his life.
Comment from Uncle Al
Time: July 18, 2024, 5:23 pm
I expect that “doctor” Jill will take over President Artichoke’s medical care, declare that he has made a quick and full recovery, and will resume his vigorous campaign schedule tomorrow. From the basement.
If the bad guys really want Joey out of the picture they’re first going to have to do something drastic and final about Jillo. I mean really drastic and literally final.
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 18, 2024, 6:01 pm
Oceania! How you been, buddy?
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