Dead Pool 185: it’s Summertime!
Lavendergirl takes DP184 with Bobby Sherman. I told Uncle B he’d died, and he said, “yeah, I read that. I wasn’t sure it would mean anything to you.”
As it happens, I was ex-actly the little girl demographic he was aimed at. I’d’ve been eight at the beginning of Here Come the Brides and I hit puberty before it was over (but no, I was not a fan).
At this very moment, I hope I am enjoying a glass of wine at a party, but you gruesome lot can start sharing your death notes:
0. Rule Zero (AKA Steve’s Rule): your pick has to be living when picked. Also, nobody whose execution date is circled on the calendar. Also, please don’t kill anybody. Plus (Pupster’s Rule) no picking someone who’s only famous for being the oldest person alive.
1. Pick a celebrity. Any celebrity — though I reserve the right to nix picks I never heard of (I don’t generally follow the Dead Pool threads carefully, so if you’re unsure of your pick, call it to my attention).
2. We start from scratch every time. No matter who you had last time, or who you may have called between rounds, you have to turn up on this very thread and stake your claim.
3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.
4. Your first choice sticks. Don’t just blurt something out, m’kay? Also, make sure you have a correct spelling of your choice somewhere in your comment. These threads get longish and I use search to figure out if we have a winner.
5. It’s up to you to search the thread and make sure your choice is unique. I’m waayyyy too lazy to catch the dupes. Popular picks go fast.
6. The pool stays open until somebody on the list dies. Feel free to jump in any time. Noobs, strangers, drive-bys and one-comment-wonders — all are welcome.
7. If you want your fabulous prize, you have to entrust me with a mailing address. If you’ve won before, send me your address again. I don’t keep good records.
8. The new DeadPool will begin 6pm WBT (Weasel’s Blog Time) the Friday after the last round is concluded.
The winner, if the winner chooses to entrust me with a mailing address, will receive an Official Certificate of Dick Winning and a small original drawing on paper suffused with elephant shit particles. Because I’m fresh out of fairy shit particles.
Note: I am woefully behind on dick deliveries. If I owe you one, you’ll know how long. I ain’t gived up, but I haven’t drawn much since lockdown. Some day, your heirs might hear from my heirs.
Posted: June 27th, 2025 under deadpool, personal.
Comments: 42
Comments
Comment from RushBabe
Time: June 27, 2025, 6:01 pm
Joe Biden, worst president evah, FTW.
Comment from Ben
Time: June 27, 2025, 6:01 pm
William Shatner
Comment from LavenderGirl
Time: June 27, 2025, 6:01 pm
Jimmy Swaggart
Televangelist who loved to minister to ladies of the evenings.
He went to more confessions than Cradle Catholics.
Comment from BullDawgGirl
Time: June 27, 2025, 6:02 pm
King Charles
Comment from thefritz
Time: June 27, 2025, 6:02 pm
Dick Cheney please.
Comment from BullDawgGuy
Time: June 27, 2025, 6:02 pm
George Soros
Now that his fruit son has married, he can leave this Earth and go mingle with his friends in HELL. I am sure Saten will roll out the red carpet for him.
@RushBabe What happened to your normal pick?
Comment from LesterIII
Time: June 27, 2025, 6:05 pm
Louis “Space-Angel Parochial Diddling!” Walcott, AKA Farrakhan, ‘cuz he’s nuttier than a wagonload of pralines, AND a dangerous fükknob.
Comment from Pupster
Time: June 27, 2025, 6:20 pm
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor.
Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: June 27, 2025, 6:55 pm
Alan Greenspan… are you not tired of the simpering BarryØ-worshipping Angria Mitchell yet?
Fly! Fly away!
Comment from Uncle Al
Time: June 27, 2025, 7:03 pm
I’ve got nothing at all against Dick Van Dyke, but he is after all now 100 years old, so a more than eligible pick. I wish him well, but I’m gonna poach him this round.
Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: June 27, 2025, 7:41 pm
Chuck Schumer
He’s outlived his usefulness to the party. Nancy only had Harry Reid roughed enough to retire, but dizzy in the gym reeks of approaching clintoncide.
Comment from AltBBrown
Time: June 27, 2025, 7:58 pm
Harvey Weinstein
Comment from Fawn
Time: June 27, 2025, 8:00 pm
Ali Hosseini Khamenei.
Comment from Ea
Time: June 27, 2025, 8:47 pm
BILL Clinton, he is lookin poorly of late
Comment from The Neon Madman
Time: June 27, 2025, 8:55 pm
Imma poaching June Lockhart
Comment from Deborah HH
Time: June 27, 2025, 8:55 pm
Still waiting on Raul Castro.
Comment from steve
Time: June 27, 2025, 9:00 pm
Violet Hensley
Comment from BullDawgGuy
Time: June 27, 2025, 9:04 pm
@Pupster:
We could only be so lucky.
Comment from G_d’s Middle Finger
Time: June 27, 2025, 9:26 pm
Eva Marie Saint
Comment from durnedyankee
Time: June 27, 2025, 9:30 pm
Hmmmm….Nancy Pelosi, or Charles Schwab. Decisions decisions.
Bill Gates! You slimy little bastard.
Comment from Gromulin
Time: June 27, 2025, 10:06 pm
Dammit, I’m late. So a change-up. Ozzy Osbourne.
Comment from Carl
Time: June 27, 2025, 10:15 pm
Duke of Kent
Comment from Mrs Carl
Time: June 27, 2025, 10:16 pm
Duchess of Kent
Comment from Pupster
Time: June 27, 2025, 10:23 pm
Somebody better tell the Kents to get their affairs in order.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Comment from p2
Time: June 27, 2025, 11:06 pm
Doc Severinsen. Guy who led the band on the old Tonight Show with Johnnie Carson.
Comment from Jeff Weimer
Time: June 27, 2025, 11:19 pm
Bruce Willis
Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: June 28, 2025, 2:19 am
Larry Hoover – former head of the Gangster Disciples, whose federal sentence was commuted by Trump on 28 May. He still faces 150 years in Illinois – and not getting off that – but I suspect he’s dying of something.
Comment from Armybrat
Time: June 28, 2025, 2:21 am
Huh. I thought I put in my pick earlier in the day …but I don’t see it. So I’ll once again declare David Attenborough as my pick.
Comment from PatAZ
Time: June 28, 2025, 2:47 am
Staying with my usual: Maxine Waters. Her evilness and nastiness has to end soon. 86 is enough!
Comment from dissent555
Time: June 28, 2025, 4:11 am
holy moly it’s Friday already?
I’ll stay with my last pick of Connie Stevens.
Comment from Uncle Al
Time: June 28, 2025, 12:05 pm
If anyone was thinking about picking Bill Moyers, it’s too late.
Comment from Tim Carlson
Time: June 28, 2025, 5:05 pm
Mixing it up _again_ and picking Sean “P. Diddy” Combs.
In the yard. With a shiv. Or in his cell with a bed sheet.
Comment from MrsMGunz
Time: June 28, 2025, 9:22 pm
Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert
Comment from RimrockR
Time: June 28, 2025, 9:44 pm
Hillary Rotton Clinton
Comment from nbc
Time: June 29, 2025, 12:57 pm
Bob Dylan
Comment from platypuss
Time: June 29, 2025, 5:31 pm
Mel Brooks to kick the piss bucket.
Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: June 29, 2025, 7:17 pm
I don’t like having to make this pick, but is does not look good. The Democrats in New York City just picked Zohran Mamdani as their candidate for Mayor. He is functionally an open Communist, has a platform Marx would endorse, and is a Shia-Twelver. The reason I am picking him for the dead pool is that he has so many different groups who are likely to try to take him out. Aside from political opponents and religious opponents who might do it, there is the matter of those who may try to take him out . . . and blame it on the other side either politically or religiously in order to deliberately trigger a violent reaction inside our country or against our country.
Subotai Bahadur
Comment from Tonyc
Time: June 30, 2025, 1:20 am
I’m going to keep my comments respectful, I’ll simply say goodbye Yoko Ono.
Comment from technochitlin
Time: June 30, 2025, 11:41 am
Chairman Xi of the CCP!
Comment from HottyTottyGirl
Time: July 1, 2025, 4:11 pm
Looks like LavenderGirl won the deadpool
DailyMail has an article that Jimmy Swaggart has passed away at age 90.
Comment from Jeff Weimer
Time: July 1, 2025, 5:59 pm
2 in a row for Lavendergirl.
Comment from thefritz
Time: July 1, 2025, 6:13 pm
hmmm, I may have to re-think my strategy and start chasing the newly infirm…LavenderGirl just bumped me from second place in the dick race.
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