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The prompt, at Durnedyankee’s suggestion, was “asshat”. I think we can all recognize who THIS is. I detect a touch of bias, MidJourney!
Uncle Al’s suggestions: Colonic Cornet (gave me a regular old cornet), Pooter Tuba (gave me a regular old tuba), Flatus Flageolet (three ordinary-ish flutes and a sort of nightmare rabbit crawling out of a roll of paper towels) and Tail End Trombone (an assortment of trombones).
They weren’t really regular old trombones, though. As someone who used to play the trombone in Middle School band, I can say quite confidently that the tubes do not go into and out of each other in anything like that way.
What? I inherited the trombone from my big brother and it meant I could sit with the boys and poke those snooty cellists in the butt with my slide.
Posted: November 25th, 2025 under personal.
Comments: 6
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Comment from Gromulin
Time: November 25, 2025, 8:09 pm
First rule of marching band – Trombones go in the front row.
Also, horses go at the END of the parade.
Comment from steve
Time: November 25, 2025, 11:06 pm
I believe this is what you seek:
Comment from Durnedyankee confused
Time: November 26, 2025, 1:35 am
Interesting. I’m trying to figure out the horns and money and how this is tied to Asshat, Trump completely aside.
Now I can see calling yaboy asshat at times, like the 51st state thing. Annexing Greenland and various other social media outbursts. Sigh.
I was hoping for a better image of an asshat itself, not a political campaign poster for Impala Harris, 2028.
Truth be told now that I say it I realize she might be the poster child for asshat advertising.
Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: November 26, 2025, 1:55 pm
Is it possible to ask the A.I. the reasons it chose to use that particular image; to ask it what makes Donald Trump an asshat?
Comment from S.Weasel
Time: November 26, 2025, 3:09 pm
I know you can chat with MidJourney, Some Veg, but I never worked out how. Whenever I try to converse with it, it takes my words as a picture prompt. It’s frightfully complicated and I never learned the controls.
That’s exactly what I had in mind, steve. I saw that trailer in the movie theater in college and I remember everyone bursting out laughing.
Comment from nbc
Time: November 26, 2025, 4:23 pm
Ace of Spades linked to this yesterday: 17th century fart catcher
Not quite an instrument, but adjacent to one…
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