That’s chutzpah
Guy goes for his driving test. Gets pulled over in the middle of it for a busted tail light. Reeks of marijuana smoke. Arrested on the spot. Mom very surprised to see a cop get out of the car back at the testing center.
What was the driving instructor thinking? Or his mom, for that matter?
Me, I’m laying low. I tried to use Uncle B’s new printer while he was napping and I borked it. It asked me for an IP address and I gave it a plausible answer. Sadly, not the right answer.
I think he has it fixed now, but I’m not allowed to print anything by myself.
Posted: March 3rd, 2026 under personal.
Comments: 4
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Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: March 3, 2026, 8:18 pm
Who ever knew that air could turn such an interesting shade of blue!?
Seriously, I suspect The Weasel carries an ancient curse that applies solely to printersand they need no encouragement!
Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: March 3, 2026, 9:03 pm
Any news of the volcano?
Asking for a friend…
Comment from Uncle AL
Time: March 3, 2026, 11:47 pm
What was his evidently stoned mom thinking?
“Cheetos. Let’s stop for some Cheetos. And beef jerky!”
Once printers evolved away from Centronics parallel links, they became second only to wireless routers in the “boxes of evil” category.
Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: March 4, 2026, 11:55 pm
Amen Uncle Al
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