Such a jokester
I asked Grok why you need to pee when you walk into a cold room, then I asked it to draw me a cartoon weasel. It gave me a whole lecture on the anatomy of a cartoon weasel, which included items like “Paws: Adorable pink beans with tiny claws that can dig, climb, and grip like Velcro. Perfect for: Holding tiny bladders when they really need to pee.”
Every item had an entry about pee. I think Grok liked to talk about it.
Then it drew me this picture.
What? Oh – vasoconstriction.
Posted: March 24th, 2026 under personal.
Comments: 3
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Comment from Uncle AL
Time: March 24, 2026, 7:08 pm
What I’d like to know is why a mild urge to pee so very quickly becomes much stronger the closer I am to the bathroom. It’s almost as though I have some paranormal ability: ESP-PSE, extra-sensory perception of porcelain sanitary equipment.
Comment from durnedyankee
Time: March 24, 2026, 8:35 pm
Just never stand up after you sit down. Pee problem solved.
Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: March 28, 2026, 12:05 am
Tortoises keep their bladder full through the night to reduce heat loss. They’ll release their pee all at once if you pick them up.
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