Sick making

I avoid Facebook, generally. I started going back recently to catch up on people I haven’t seen in a while.
It is consumed by AI stories. The little videos like the one above a gently amusing – they last a few seconds and are usually cats cooking or eating food, for some weird reason. They’re silly and harmless if not terribly engaging. I don’t mind them.
But there’s another genre I can’t stand: cat sob stories. It’s usually something like “Puff had always been a happy cat. Then one day her family packed and moved away. She sat on the porch alone getting thinner and sadder.” And on and on. You can tell AI writes them because they all have a style – very few paragraphs, mostly single lines. They’re actually painful to read, after a while, just for the formatting. And I’m getting, like, three of these a day.
I think there’s a dog version, too.
Oh, and two more semi-sentient spam comments in and amongst the buttsex:
Good luck with getting it all transferred over! I remember facing similar struggles trying to archive some old Omegle chat logs. The formatting was always a mess, and certain elements just refused to cooperate. Linking to individual articles sounds like a good temporary solution. And hey, a mad scientist’s lab coat? Awesome! I’m definitely clicking the Zippo, Javascript’s always fascinating.
This was content appropriate for a post about my old site, with an image of a weasel wearing a labcoat. Same thread:
Thanks for putting this old stuff up! I know migrating can be a pain. I totally get the “it just didn’t work, okay?” feeling! Reminds me of when I tried to build my first automation in Monkey Mart – thought I was so clever automating banana collection, but the monkeys kept getting stuck! Good luck getting the links sorted. The mad scientist lab coat story is great, by the way!
I went to the post (from 2024) and there were half a dozen spams already there. They do that – cluster on specific threads.
Posted: May 12th, 2026 under personal.
Comments: 7
Comments
Comment from QuasiModo
Time: May 12, 2026, 9:01 pm
The positive isn’t worth the negative, AI should be gotten rid of.
Comment from dissent555
Time: May 13, 2026, 2:44 am
I think I’m going to leave this Internet thin to you brave people.
I may poke it from time to time. With a long stick.
Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: May 13, 2026, 8:20 am
AI Spam clusters?
there’s a high order gravitational theory at work in there somewhere.
You just need to proclaim you’ve discovered it, tie it to aliens, throw in some whiz bang ideas about all of us living in a simulation, perhaps some NAZI lizard men conspiracies involving the pyramids, global climate change, oh, oh, Hanta Virus is a seller right now….Fanta Virus!
Fantasy Island Virus!
Where was I?
Well, at any rate, somewhere out there is a large internet village community of loonies who will pay you for a while if you can link all that.
Go for scary stuff, they like stuff that scares them.
That’s what keeps the Daily Mail in business.
Comment from thefritz
Time: May 13, 2026, 6:11 pm
Swease, please post so I can rule you out….
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 13, 2026, 6:14 pm
They’re being described as girls, and there’s something very weird about this story.
Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: May 13, 2026, 6:51 pm
well quit speculating on it… or they’ll nip round with a Weasel net and take you for quick discussion down at the local constables office.
Comment from Uncle AL
Time: May 14, 2026, 1:27 am
Breitbart:
…the public have been warned against speculating on the circumstances of their deaths.
…
“We must allow police to investigate and refrain from speculation at this time”.
That must mean there’s a basis for speculating the three bodies are of raped white girls whose corpses were discarded there by members of a Pakistani grooming gang. But what do I know; I’ve just been reading the news for eight or ten or more years. After all, it could just as easily have been an Uruguayan Tupamaro indigenous terrorist tribe.











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