Interesting times…

Okay, here’s how I fixed the blog, with a lot of help from my robot friends. Someone I know who manages a lot of web sites says he switched from ChatGPT to Codex and hasn’t written a line of his own code in a year. So I downloaded Codex (it’s a separate program) and asked ChatGPT how to drive it.
It had me zip together the whole blog and feed it to Codex in one big gulp. It absorbed the whole thing and wrote a detailed report and then told me I’d used up my credits FOR THE WHOLE MONTH.
I suppose I should drop back and describe what the problem was. The blog wouldn’t load the latest version of PHP, which is the programming language used by things like WordPress (this is a WordPress blog, if you didn’t know). If I loaded anything newer than 7.4, it returned a terrifying blank white screen. And that was a problem because the latest Akismet (the module that runs our antispam) wouldn’t run on anything but 8+. Hence all the manual approving of posts.
When I built this place nearly twenty years ago, I tinkered with the code a lot. You probably don’t remember, there used to be little sidebar animations and all kinds of weird stuff. I was sure it was some dumbass thing I did that was holding it back.
Fortunately, I had the report and I had plenty of credit with ChatGPT. It showed me how to turn error reporting on, so when it crapped out on me with 8.0 we’d know exactly why. And it wasn’t anything in my code after all – Codex said nothing I did was a problem. It was the plugin that let you edit your own comments. It had some line of code that wasn’t compatible with PHP8.0.
So! While I had the robot’s attention, we tweaked a few things and everything is now running great. The automatic thingummy that audits your blog health is rated Good for the first time in years. I’ve come to the conclusion that plugins are evil – every technical issue I’ve ever had here was due to a badly constructed plugin.
The man who turned me on to Codex? The one who’s a bigger booster of AI than even I am? He told me AI is starting to frighten him.
Posted: June 29th, 2026 under personal.
Comments: 9
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Comment from aelf
Time: June 29, 2026, 8:07 pm
Black-footed ferrets & plague: https://youtu.be/vySjeGnPlMk?si=Y4rE9TqKny0Fcn1H
Comment from QuasiModo
Time: June 29, 2026, 10:03 pm
You are so right about plugins…a colleague did a website for a client and he installed all these crappy security plugins, he’s moved on to other things now…so now I’m managing a site that keeps sending me ‘site lockout notifications’…the site still works and I don’t have to edit it but every time I get one of those, I think of my pain in the butt former colleague.
I prefer Joomla to WordPress for anything more complicated than a blog.
Comment from tomfrompv
Time: June 29, 2026, 11:34 pm
What AI thingie should I use to win the next Dead Pool?
Comment from Uncle AL
Time: June 30, 2026, 1:43 am
I guess I’ll find out whether I get to edit this right after I mash the Submit button. Here goes!
Comment from Uncle AL
Time: June 30, 2026, 1:48 am
Totally unsurprising answer: No. No edit. It’s a plug-in, AL, and we ain’t got none a dat.
A fair trade-off, though. We lose a nicety and stoaty wins stable less aggravating admin duty. No gripes!
I still miss that “Sneak and Ye Shall Find” running weasel page header, though! That was SWEET!
Comment from blake/bitmaelstrom/moviegique (buy my books!)
Time: June 30, 2026, 7:11 am
About 10 years ago I moved off blogspot to host my own website. I used WordPress, rather than some weird techie thing figuring for ONCE in my life, I’d follow the mob. WP was all right. It was clunky and got clunkier as it tried to push me toward “content”. I turned off free comments so people had to be registered because of the spam, then I turned off the registration because spam, then I discovered I was being spammed through the API. Then I got the “You have to upgrade PHP” thing and…
I went to ChatGPT and said, “You know what? Let’s just make it a static site. I’ll keep the editor local and push things.” It literally can’t be hacked any more. The local editor does exactly what I need and is blazingly fast (because it’s local). The site itself is blazingly fast because it’s not hitting a database, just serving up files.
Whenever I need a new feature, I just make it. I added a comment system. I created a traffic analysis page, also local. Hell, I made a button that literally prepares an entry for Ace’s, which has always been a PITA.
This was done just talking to ChatGPT and cutting & pasting. I’ve also used Codex, Claude CLI and Grok Build—the last of which is pretty amazing, in that I’m basically having it rebuild a complex desktop app for the Web, and I’ve yet to open my IDE.
I’m all about caution and there are a lot of ways these things are dangerous but, man, they’ve gotten super useful the past year.
Comment from Quetzalovercoatl
Time: June 30, 2026, 8:35 am
“He told me AI is starting to frighten him.”
People like that frighten me.
I my confused head AI is either demons (don’t laugh) or just a really fast search engine with great predictive text ability.
My fear comes from people who believe it’s ‘alive’ and want to give it the power to do… anything. I recently read – lost the link – that the Department of War is looking at integrating it into defence systems. And now we’ve arrived at the Great Filter, and boy howdy I hope it doesn’t go pear shaped.
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 30, 2026, 3:58 pm
The animations were all Flash, Uncle Al, and they discontinued it. It was some kind of safety risk, I think. I did find a site that lets you upload Flash modules and then play them, but it’s not really shareable to you all.
Quetz, he didn’t really elaborate, but in the context of the conversation, I think he meant we aren’t prepared for all the things AI is going to be doing. He runs an autonomous agent that does a lot of things he used to do by hand. I’m finding that, too – although AI still has to be watched for hallucinations.
Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: June 30, 2026, 4:21 pm
It feels like we’re stepping into a new chapter in technology and society, just as big as the machine age, jet age, or computer age. We’re still in the early days of this new era, and we’re just starting to figure out what the technology can and can’t do, Progress will be incredibly fast, especially when it comes to technology.
I’m a bit concerned about how society will adjust. In just a few generations, we’ve moved people from the countryside to bustling cities filled with factories. Now, we’re about to hand over those factories to machines, and the very reason cities exist might be disappearing. People used to gather in cities to make the most of their work and transport, so cities grew up near ports or train stations. Now, cities are more like barns or chicken coops, making it easier to get food and other things to everyone.
So far, it looks like cities are starting to fall apart and become less livable.
Editor’s Note: I allowed ChatGPT to edit the above for clarity “in a friendly tone.”
It actually didn’t change a lot, but it did add “Don’t Worry” a couple times. I have removed those particular edits: I DO worry.











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