The whole Franklin Mint set…
…including the display case.
The display case. That’s what gets me. It’s one thing to have a dentures collection, but to have one specifically for display? Same weird auction as before.
Guide price £250 – £350. Wait…what?!
Have a good weekend and dreamest thou not of teeth!
Posted: July 24th, 2026 under personal.
Comments: 9
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Comment from Uncle AL
Time: July 24, 2026, 9:47 pm
How to Get Away With Murder
No matter how you actually kill the victim, leave several different bite marks on the corpse using your denture collection, each one with distinguishing characteristics that clearly DO NOT MATCH your own mouth. All else being the same, you have a strong argument for reasonable doubt. But don’t forget to destroy the dentures.
(I have a rich fantasy life, and things being how they are these days many of those fantasies involve doing violent things to deserving bad guys. For the record, I’m 77 and have never even been in a fist fight.)
Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: July 25, 2026, 1:05 am
Oh, this is an English auction house.
England: Home Nation of Bad Teeth
Stands to reason, Russel Brand is the exception.
Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: July 25, 2026, 1:19 pm
I’d post this anonymously but you’d know who it was anyhow.
When all your teeth are found to be lies
And all the saliva in your mouth just dries
Don’t you want some choppers to grind?
Don’t you need choppers to grind?
Wouldn’t you love choppers to grind?
You better find some dentures on sale.
When the pearly whites, they are dead, yes
And your gums, your gums are empty and red
Don’t you want some choppers to grind?
Don’t you need choppers to grind?
Wouldn’t you love choppers to grind?
You better find some dentures on sale.
Your incisors, I say your incisors may look like fangs
Yeah, but in your mouth, baby
I’m afraid you can’t chew anythang
Don’t you want some choppers to grind?
Don’t you need choppers to grind?
Wouldn’t you love choppers to grind?
You better find some dentures on sale.
Oatmeal is running
Is all running down your chin
And your friends, baby, they’re
Having corn-on-the-cob again
Don’t you want some choppers to grind?
Don’t you need choppers to grind?
Wouldn’t you love choppers to grind?
You better find some dentures on sale.
Comment from Carl
Time: July 25, 2026, 8:09 pm
“England: Home Nation of Bad Teeth”.
Surveys have shown that, on average, English people have healthier teeth than Americans. We just don’t go in so much for cosmetic treatment.
Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: July 25, 2026, 10:13 pm
Is that like a Family Feud “Survey SAYS!”
Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: July 27, 2026, 7:15 am
Rupees or rubles ???????
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 27, 2026, 11:50 am
Russian hookers in Delhi?
Comment from Anonymous
Time: July 27, 2026, 12:55 pm
Oh you sweet summer child.
Forget Russia or India and think about turkey. Some people like dark meat while others prefer white.
Comment from Delhi Escorts
Time: August 6, 2026, 5:31 am
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