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Cruelty to kitties will tank their share price 😸

I have to smile at Uncle Badger – I mean, I know you two have cats, but this makes me suspect his interaction with yer kitties is that of a proper man:
Uncle Badger thinks a proper man can throw a boot at a cat and that cat obey him and stay out of the Bodega. But a cat does as a cat chooses. If the cat chooses you cannot keep him out.

“…three proper Men out of five will always throw things at a Cat whenever they meet him, and all proper Dogs will chase him up a tree. But the Cat keeps his side of the bargain too. He will kill mice and he will be kind to Babies when he is in the house, just as long as they do not pull his tail too hard. But when he has done that, and between times, and when the moon gets up and night comes, he is the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to him.

Dr Jill Biden wants to know if you have Bo-get-taas in England too?

Do they sell breakfast tacos AND cats?

Thank you. I just found the rarest of family rarities: a Christmas present for my wealthy and (not overly) self-indulgent niece who loves cats.

I recently booked a companion through the VIP Delhi Escorts agency, and I must say the professionalism and elegance were truly unmatched.

Deli escorts?
Mamdani reads Sweasel?!!!😋

There. I neutered the spam (but left it so Durned wouldn’t look like he’s talking to himself).

I have to say, we’re getting as much spam as ever, it just doesn’t write me emails to tell me so. Periodically, I have to check comments and biff a bunch of stuff.

@S. Weasel — Maybe that particular damnspammer saw your international collection of commenters and thought a Delhi bidniss would sell here. Nah.

Hey Delhi pimp! Get back to me if you have any VIP Punta Gorda FL USA escorts! I still wouldn’t pull out my credit card but it might be entertaining to see what ya got there.

But….
I DO talk to myself!

But I thank you for the courtesy!

That or the non-sequiturs 🤗

We once saw a bit fat shop cat snoozing in the bowl of a vegetable scale. Same thing (without the ethnics).

It wasn’t a black cat then?