A criminal brought to justice
That would be me. I knew when I moved here I was supposed to file a 1040 tax return every year and I never did. You have to make something like $80,000 in one year before Uncle Sam comes for his share, and spoiler: I never have. So I kicked the can.
But now it is time to collect my pension, like the nice old lady that I am, I have to get it straightened out. The trans-Atlantic thing makes it complicated, but fortunately I’m not the only American to move to England, or even Sussex. I knew a guy.
It looks like it isn’t going to be too onerous to get it straightened out. As part of it, though, I have to give him a list of all the accounts I hold anywhere. And that means looking up tiny accounts I haven’t accessed in years because I squirrel stuff away. Heigh-ho!
Isn’t Grok’s weasel vomitously cute?
Posted: November 3rd, 2026 under personal.
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