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…and the winner is…

And the winner of the Iowahawk Endowment for the Arts $33.18 Steel Cage Art Death Match is…

racistpixel Racist Pixel by US Citizen of Traction Control. Congratulations, dude — I know that’s the one *I* voted for.

But Iowahawk was kind enough to single out this ‘umble weasel (and John Manders — dammit, I wish I’d thought of a Big Daddy Roth hommage) for the Imaginary Certificate of Special Artistic Merit, which includes the Jack H. Squat Memorial Monetary Stipend.

Gosh, that’s the largest single paycheck I’ve gotten since November!

It was honor enough making the front page of one of my favorite writists. I was all, like, ZOMG! ZOMG!!!! SQUEEEEEEEE!

Wow. I had no idea I could make that noise.

sock it to me

Comments


Comment from Roman Wolf
Time: October 12, 2009, 7:06 pm

A true masterpiece displaying what it means to live in contemporary society with respect to ethno-socioeconomic status under the glorious reign of Barack the Great(and his prophet Gibbs). This displays the racist plight of the “teabaggers”(as named by those great academics in the media) as the second coming transitional period takes place. They’re opposition to Barack the Great(and his prophet Gibbs) is a clear case of them being the antichrist.

Anyways, tomorrow class, we’ll be covering how our eternal leader took care of these troublesome people…Oh and kids, don’t forget to grab your brand new Hope-Change poster on your way out. After all, you must have a picture of dear leader on your wall…

 


Comment from USCitizen
Time: October 12, 2009, 7:07 pm

Thanks (blushing) … Tell you what. Let me know when your back in the states & we can spend the whole Endowment on likker!

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 12, 2009, 7:12 pm

Oooo! $33.18 will buy a LOT of ValuRite. Let alone corn squeezin’s.

 


Comment from BrunoBraun
Time: October 12, 2009, 7:13 pm

Roman Wolf,

I’m assuming they will be over their by there friends they’re. I be a righter, two?

 


Comment from USCitizen
Time: October 12, 2009, 7:28 pm

Feel free to edit my typo(s): your = you’re.

Doh!

 


Comment from dfbaskwill
Time: October 12, 2009, 7:54 pm

It really was a thing of beauty. It will have to brave the push back by those who will say it is not just racist, but racist-racist, the worst kind. But we are all used to that. I’m still waiting for my official identity card.

 


Comment from Roman Wolf
Time: October 12, 2009, 8:08 pm

Mr. BrunoBraun,

Thank you for you’re free copy editing.

Forever you’res,

Roman Wolf

P.S. Errors make me sic [sic] as well.

 


Comment from EZnSF
Time: October 12, 2009, 9:17 pm

Modern Art. Blech. I could’ve done that.

 


Comment from BuckNutty
Time: October 12, 2009, 9:23 pm

You were robbed

 


Comment from BrunoBraun
Time: October 12, 2009, 9:29 pm

Did’nt mean to make a big deal. I blame the martinis.

 


Comment from Oldcat
Time: October 12, 2009, 10:02 pm

That “Pity Prez” should go on a T-Shirt.

 


Comment from cube
Time: October 12, 2009, 10:13 pm

Ah well, better luck next time. At least you got an honorable mention.

 


Comment from John Manders
Time: October 12, 2009, 11:32 pm

Congratulations! Well-played! It was an honor to compete against such a worthy opponent.

 


Comment from Allen
Time: October 13, 2009, 1:06 pm

“Squeeee,” isn’t that the sound a bunny makes just before a weasel rips it’s throat out?

Congrats on the Squat Stipend.

 


Comment from Roman Wolf
Time: October 13, 2009, 1:10 pm

BrunoBraun,

Aye. I’m sorry as well but it was being sleep depraved on my end(still sleep depraved in fact). Anyways, I’m back off to sleep.

 


Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: October 13, 2009, 3:54 pm

Grats, you did put out a great piece that fit the bill quite well!

I suspect Racist Pixel being choice number one helped it along a bit 😉

 


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