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President Urkel vows to kick SEVERAL KINDS of honky ass




Oh, who does this bozo think he’s kidding? Didn’t his mama tell him when you pretend to be something you’re not, you just look a fool?

Whose ass to kick. Pah!

It’s like, “Mister President, people think you’re disconnected, aloof and don’t really give a shit about them.”

Oh, very well then, “grrr! Grrr! Me so angry!”












Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 8, 2010, 1:19 pm

If you don’t subscribe to the Daily Caller‘s DC Morning email, I highly recommend it (even though I get it in the afternoon). I don’t necessarily recommend the site, just the email. No doubt about it, they got Treacher writing it.

“The public confidence in President Obama’s management of the crisis is worse than the 62 percent who faulted President Bush two weeks after the New Orleans catastrophe.” This is possibly because Pres. Bush could stand to spend more than two hours at a time among all those hillbillies and swamptards.

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: June 8, 2010, 1:51 pm

It’s an interesting decision on his part, and a bad one.

It stems, I think, from his fundamental belief that government really can do ANYTHING. The basic cliche is “If we can go to the moon, surely we can end poverty in our lifetime”.

So, what he is saying in his threat is that there IS a solution to this mess, and it’s only because somebody (Republican) isn’t doing his job that government hasn’t solved the problem yet. He really believes it too, and therefore his threat to ‘kick some ass’ seems valid to him.

To the cynical among us this idea is amusing, because if there were a solution, you can bet that BP would have used it by now.

By this action, Obama has very much taken ownership of (dare I say it?) this tarbaby. He has embraced it with both hands….

Anybody got some feathers and a rail? If not, well, we have until November to find them. In the meantime it’s going to be fun to watch.

Did you hear about Obama’s new enviromentally friendly car?
It runs on water! *As long as the water is from the Gulf of Mexico…..

Comment from Oldcat
Time: June 8, 2010, 2:41 pm

“To the cynical among us this idea is amusing, because if there were a solution, you can bet that BP would have used it by now. ”

Is it ironic that after crapping all over Britian since taking office, British Petrolium is dumping black tar over what’s left of his presidency? Or is it…conspiracy????


Comment from Andrea Harris
Time: June 8, 2010, 2:56 pm

His momma was too busy telling him what a great man his father was to pass on any of those sensible ego-checks we got as kids.

Comment from Allen
Time: June 8, 2010, 3:03 pm

Weasel, great stuff. Who does he think he’s kidding is exactly right. Little does he know that BP has been taking him for the ride. I can hardly wait for it to come out that one of the reasons BP has taken so long is because they are trying to save the well. Not just contain it, but save it as well.

Comment from steve
Time: June 8, 2010, 3:11 pm

It’s plain to me that the basic problem here is a failure of the government to tax us sufficiently.

Once they get that “Offshore Drilling Catastrophe Remediation Surcharge Tax” in place, the problems of unfocussed, and ineffectual federal government response will take care of themselves.

This is simply one more example of how the Bush Administration left our great nation vulnerable to these sorts of problems, because they insisted that we needed to be undertaxed, in the first place.

When you couple the “Offshore Drilling Catastrophe Remediation Surcharge Tax” with the “Carbon Tax”, and the “Green Energy Technology Subsidy Tax”, as well as the several other “Windfall Profit Taxes”…

Well….at that point, not only will we finally be properly positioned to enable PresBO to kick several asses…

Each and every one if us can sleep better each night, knowing that our government will have collected and utilzed all of these additional billions in tax dollars appropriately….as they always do.

Comment from apotheosis
Time: June 8, 2010, 3:25 pm

He could use a good ferret-legging.

Comment from Monotone (The Elderish)
Time: June 8, 2010, 6:08 pm

lol yep, ferret legging…. hmm…. stuffing small carnivores down his pants….. if nothing else that’ll give him something to do other than run the country…. ahem. i mean ruin, RUIN the country.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: June 8, 2010, 6:59 pm

Y’all don’t know the HALF of it. Red Eye last night showed a clip of the music video for ‘Hmmmp’ (there it is), and Obama was IN IT! The fooker looked like a cokehead bling-king!

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 8, 2010, 8:10 pm

Is it for sure him, Scoob? All I’ve heard is speculation.

Comment from steve
Time: June 8, 2010, 8:26 pm


And when you consider how much crap Scott Brown took during the campaign….because his wife was in some cheezy music video a quarter of a century ago…

Comment from David Gillies
Time: June 8, 2010, 10:29 pm

King Canute commanded the tide to halt (and failed) as a demonstration to his courtiers that it was not within the power of even a king to command all things. If Barry weren’t such an historically-ignorant fool, he’d know that. Well, after hubris comes nemesis.

Comment from Nicole
Time: June 8, 2010, 10:29 pm

Excellent work, Weasel!

Comment from Spad13
Time: June 8, 2010, 10:46 pm

apotheosis that would be more of a punishment for the ferrets I think.

Ms. Weasel when do we get a chicken update?

Comment from wilchik
Time: June 8, 2010, 11:00 pm

I saw this twenty minutes ago and am still crackin’ up.

Comment from scubafreak
Time: June 8, 2010, 11:28 pm

Take a look for yourself, luv….


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 8, 2010, 11:41 pm

Hm. No. I think not. That guy’s nostrils are wider than Obama’s, and he doesn’t have that tick on his nose.

Comment from Elphaba
Time: June 9, 2010, 12:46 am

Hah! To Obama, ‘kicking some ass’ means “who do we apologize to for America being so stupid and out of touch?” And punishment is three squares and a Koran of one’s very own in order to respectfully praise Allah, peas and carrots be upon him.

Obama–what a dork, in the literal sense of the word.

Comment from Monotone (The Elderish)
Time: June 9, 2010, 3:55 pm

hmmm he coulda got plastic surgery…. i mean hes president right? (i bet he made us pay for it too)

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