sweasel.com

First!

heh heh heh

I’m still reading every day Weas. Just keeping my snark level down, trying to be a good girl!

I will check in more often and am also willing to take you up on the “Wanna Rassle?”……..

after some shots of tequila perhaps 😉

gotta go see if anybody DIED lately…..and if so, WHO GOT THE DICK THIS TIME?!?!?!?!

Why would you want to see our names? I’m getting a bit suspicious. In fact… Oh, how did I find this place? My therapist sent me.

Anonymous – stop paying that therapist!

Yay! Wendyworn and hemmersheim. That’s two 🙂

way to go Weasel!

Jupiter is racist

We love you Stoaty!!
There I said it.

OK, I’ll do the maudlin bit–you have broadranging interests that make for fascinating posts on varied topics, you are unfailingly gracious, you make everyone welcome (and you make even us liberals feel safe and at home), and you are consistently both thought-provoking and hilarious. How people arrived here the first time is a fascinating question, but I don’t think there’s any question about why we keep coming back!

You’re a liberal, can’t hark?

OUT!!

(kidding, kidding)

By the way, I am *totally* willing to give Joe Biden a pass on saying he’s second in line for the presidency. He clearly meant second in line after the president.

Dude says enough balls-out retarded stuff, we don’t have to jump on him when he says something mildly clumsy.

OH WAIT ONE HELL THE MINUTE HERE! Oh crap! OK, searching for mah tahr an fethehs here. Stoaty, can I come raid youh shicken coop? I needs lots of fethehs. Well, I need lots of tahrs too. Shit, guess I’m chit outta luck. So’kay, though, Hark seems to be of good breed. I like her,( pretty sure she’s a she), views. Knowledgeable about lots of things too.

Oh, wait! This isn’t my friggin blog now is it. So it don’t make no never mind. If it were my blog, she would still be more than welcome.

Honeslty, Mz. Sweazle? Best blog I have found, since Mz. Rachl Lucas, and that say’z alot. You are on the top of my list. And I must say, I’ve grown pretty fond of Uncle Badger as well.

carry on.

In the words of Marx (The one with the eyebrows, not the commie): I refuse to belong to any club that would have me as a member!

Dunno how long I’ve been visiting. Maybe it’s ‘cos I’m an expat too.

And it is pissing it down with rain so likelihood of seeing Jupiter: not good.

Anyone want to play “Your favorite Weasel Art?” My all time favorite: “You have insulted the House of Weasel and now you must die.” With the truly spiffy Samurai Weasel. I was trying to find that post in the archives but couldn’t.

Heh. Thanks, Allen. Uncle B bought me a drawing program called Manga Studio. Damn if I didn’t mean to play with it more than I did, but it’s on the upstairs machine. Which is waiting resurrection. Which, I just bought a motherboard on eBay that I’m hoping is compatible.

^Hah! That was an awesome one Stoaty! Congrats on the half-million!

Half a million! Well done, Sweasel! Well done indeed! You’re one of the highlights of my day. Thanks!

But I’m pretty sure you saved or created at least 3 million hits, if you dig down far enough (and aren’t a racist who likes math).

Also, Jove has walked the Earth, not so long ago. He preferred swans to chickens, at the time. Or was that Saturn?

GodDAMNit, Allen! I had stuff I planned to get done tonight! I did NOT need to go skimming through 3 1/2 years of stoatliness!

Sigh. So, favorite Weasel Art (granting that the Honor of the House of Weasel was right up there). Well. . .was it:
Independence Day, 2007? Memorial Day, 2008? Columbus Day, 2008? Nobody wants to play Weasel and Minions with a Girl (September 2007)? Steampowered Aeroweasel (twice–most recent November 2008)? The fanged brain (September 2008)? The Day After the Election (November 2008)? The cow genome (June 2009)? The killer marshmallows (March 2010)? Polar bear Al Gore or Cyborg Scalia (August 2010)? Cockfighting (this very month as ever is)?

No, I’ll go for a tie between September 5 and 12, 2008. Sweasel really is an amazing political cartoonist!

(Oh, right. Forgot. Thankee’, JW–I’ll bear it in mind.)

Congrats Sweasel. Now I will return to my moderate lurking while waiting for Raul Castro to kick-it.

Um, JW? Um. So, after that last post I thought I would actually go visit your website, in a sort of double-dog-dare spirit. And, um, honest-to-God!, the INSTANT I clicked on the link in Stoaty’s blogroll my computer said “phut” and shut down. Oh, sure, Windows can claim that

a hardware device, its driver, or related software has caused a stop error, also called a blue screen error. This type of error means the computer has shut down abruptly to protect itself from potential data corruption or loss.

but I know the truth! Mighty is the disdain of JW!

God help me, I can’t remember how I got here. But is was a mutant tomato, the one with a handle that Dame Stoat grew last summer, that kept me.

And the diapered chickens.

And HEY! My Zombie Reagan Office Mug should be here tomorrow!

I’ve been on lurker mode as well. Too much to do, too tired to do it.
And one of my critters is recovering from bladder stone surgery he had last Monday. Like having a newborn again with full support feeding and counting poos. When I came home from work this afternoon, he started eating his hay on his own. YAY! Hopefully he is over the hump. Now to keep him flushed to push out anything that wants to reform.

Regarding your last post:

A lifetime of observing the increasing role of women in politics and the workplace has convinced me the female influence in those places has been mostly bad.

YES! Totally agree. I like you weasel. I’d give an example of what I am seeing in my corner of Alice’s trip through the looking glass, but I’m way too tired to say much more than since most of our management went female, the place began swirling the bowl. Jr. high all over again. sheesh, hire us some men.

A mother is someone who has stuck her finger down the back of somebody’s else’s pants to see if he’s shat himself.

Not this mother. Didn’t do that to my own kid’s drawers. You hold them up and sniff. No way am I going to put my finger in shit ESPECIALLY someone else’s kid’s shit. Other kid’s poo made me want to GAK!

I wandered over from XBRADTC’s site, and I owe him a big thank you for pointing the way to such a wonderful website. How nice to find a websight that has a resident Badger, and welcomes visiting ones! Even ugly American ones.

{I feel like I’m all over this thread, and I am a little ashamed of that, but it isn’t going to stop me from saying}

I stumbled across this blog while looking for the title of David Bromberg’s “Sharon.” I could remember every single word of the lyrics, except the dancer’s name. . .so I googled “the same rowdy crowd that was here last night is back again.” In retrospect. . .

Anyway, it took me to the thread about David Paterson, http://sweasel.com/archives/974
As a resident of New York (and long-time folky), and given that I found the thread AFTER Eliot Spitzer resigned and Mr. Paterson became governor, I naturally ended up reading the entire thread. . .and Sweasel enthralled me. I’ve been an addict ever since. And I have no interest whatsoever in seeking out a 12-step program for it.

ummmm…

Jupiter will NEVER be this close to earth again….

The Mayan calendar says so….Add If I have deciphered his gibberish correctly, drawing and quartering his quatrains or whatever….Nostril Damus says everything goes all kaput in a couple of dozen months, too…

Of the things I miss about not living in the country, lack of light pollution is up at the top. Sigh. No Jupiter for me.

Large conga rats on the milestone, ma’am.

Congratulations, Stoaty! I haven’t been commenting a whole lot because I’m so freaking busy right now (got a wild hair and enrolled in college), but I do lurk about. Obviously, so do a lot of other people! <|:D

Congrats on 500K. Can’t remember how I found you, but glad I did. Love the chickens. Was hoping to win some Dick, but no one seems anxious to leave this mortal coil. Keep on keeping on.

*lurk mode off*
Congratulations on the half-million hits, Weasel!

Your Cats-O’-Phone composition is still my fav! Naturally!

*lurk mode on*

Congrats!

(Mostly, I lurk. But I read. Religiously. Because this blog is awesome.)

Hello!

Um… that’s it. It’s the brain’s night off. Yeah. Just one night.

S. Weasel, are you sure Biden didn’t mean after palin?

Congratulations! You’ve provided a lot of entertainment while I’ve been lurking!

Congrats on the infamy! I can think of quite a number of Badgers here in the States who giggle at your posts daily.
Also, Scott T Badger, from your train knowledge and locale, I suspect you are my mother in disguise…hmm…If not, there should be a meeting of the mustelids someday in ye olde cheeseland.

It was Iowahawk that sent me here the first time. I keep returning for the slap-in-the-face creativity.

Acksherly, I do remember how I got here. It was Rachel Lucas, foshizzle, before she went dark. Lucas I think was via Frank J., back long before he was (fingers crossed) a baby-daddy. Frank, no idea.

Mags, I are a male Badger, but Badger Moms are very important, thank you for thinking I might be that good.

Stoaty, the katana is the cultural weapon of the weasel? The cultural weapon of the American Badger is the Colt Government Model.

I’m still here, and threads from here are often mentioned on GCP.

I think I came over from Samizdata – or obnoxio – or was it one of many pron sites? Whatever, well done and keep up the good work. Your interweb needs you.

Grats Stoaty! Your artwork brought me to Auntie Weasel then ta here. Weasel on!

Congrats on the milestone, stoaty. This is my favorite evening blog. Trains, chickens, coins, politics, owies, tidbits and photos from England, and a literate, funny community: what’s not to like?

Pavel: Who you be callin’ literate? Them’s fightin’ words!

*raises hand*

Daily reader of your Stoatiness, for a couple of years now.

Love your blog AND the comments section.

Congrats!

Hi, fair Stoatie! I’m still around, but I’m content to lurk. You, Uncle Badger and all the commenters make this my favorite blog! 🙂

Here I am, pretending I matter!

Over half-a-million served Stoaty! That’s wunnerful! I think I found you via Rachel Lucas, also, or maybe from that guy who writes about pencils—around the time you got married I think. Though I did go back and read old postings occasionally.

(I could do with an update on the little chickens, when you have the time, because I am charmed by anyone who raises chickens for joy.)

Awwww…shucks, y’all.

Crap.

Now I’ve gotta recompute my tag…

http://www.fl-dof.com/publications/insects_and_diseases/insects_chr_white_grubs.html

Hi Weasel, and congrats. I’m still a faithful reader.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STOATY!!!!!!!!!!!!

.

.

I’ll do some splainin on that later…….

Hey Weasel…thanks for the tip about Jupiter, even though I’m a day late and we’re overcast here in eastern Canada 🙁

Good luck with your new/old ‘puter fixing. I went whole hog on a Core i7-920 with 12 gigs ram last September…it was worth every penny. Motherboard was an ASUS P6T Deluxe V2…I swear by ASUS.

Jeez, QuasiModo! I’m sure the space programme is safe in your hands 😉

(waves paw)

Greetings Weasel, Badger and fellow minions. I’m still here, but never seem to have anything not silly, trite, or just plain stupid to say.

Been a long summer with too much of the W-word and too little reward.

Looking forward to November, even though I’m no fan of cold weather. 😉

Congrats on the half-mil, too bad you can’t charge a buck (or a pound, even better) a view. But you’d have a better chance at that than the NYT, lol…

I love it here! I feel like I fit right in!

Sad, ain’t it? 🙂

Congratulations on hitting half million. This is a charming place and I wanna visit again.

I have no idea how I found this place, but I check in daily. It is a gem and your experiences remind me, fondly, of my 4 years in Old Blighty.

A half-million?

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Congratulations, Stoaty! 😆

I was pointed this direction by an Insane Journal friend, who showed me your “Yes, I’m a girl…Wanna Rassle” artwork. (At which point I promptly had to see more, being of the Mustelide family m’self, and picked up a couple weasel-art hoodies from Zazzle for bragging rights.)

I enjoy your articles and commentary; much of which is thought-provoking and most of which is amusing to downright hilarious.

I’m still going through the archives – slowly – as I’m also currently in the last frantic scamperings of wedding prep. @wheee!

Is this where we request more naked pictures of your mom? Congratulations on your milestone.

Congrats. I like this place.

Weasel sez:

Man, I can’t believe you said something this stupid:

Just wait. It gets worser. 😉

Half a million visitors!
If you only had a Flag Counter…
I bet you would have put the Innocent Bystanders counter to shame.

*squeezes the Weasel*

Congratulations!

Non sequitur side note: Have you seen this site, Stoaty?

http://politifact.com/truth-o-meter/

Might be worth having a look at.

Come for the booger haiku,
Stay for the peanut fuck lady.

I wandered over from XBRADTC’s site, and I owe him a big thank you for pointing the way to such a wonderful website. How nice to find a websight that has a resident Badger, and welcomes visiting ones! Even ugly American ones.

Wow. Cool. My blog has actually accomplished something useful!

I found Her Stoatyness via DPUD, when I first started getting into the whole Moronosphere thingy (gee, who made the Moronosphere News Network graphic?). Mostly I lurk, but I’ve sounded off once or twice. Still haven’t won any spotted dick. **pouts**

Also, I’ve got about 1.5 million hits on my blog. The secret? Tag every post “Olivia Wilde Nude.”

Comment from lauraw
Time: September 22, 2010, 3:22 pm

*squeezes the Weasel*

God, I love it when she talks dirty.

But DON’T tag anything “Olivia deHavilland nude.” Because she’s still alive. And that’s probably pretty nasty by now.

congrats

Can’t remember how I got here, but then I frequently can’t remember things. Weasel on!!!

** adds ‘squeeze the weasel’ to his list of euphemisms **

But DON’T tag anything “Olivia deHavilland nude.” Because she’s still alive. And that’s probably pretty nasty by now.

No, I get a fair bit of traffic from that. And a hit is a hit.

Yeah, right. You get *most* of your traffic from that.

[memo to self: check url before clicking links to “OdeH nude” in future…]

I don’t recall where I found that first fateful link to the Weez, but I do recall spending the rest of the day reading through her archives. Laughing my ass off, of course. My only intermission was when I stopped to add the Weez to my site’s blogroll. Then it was right back to the reading-guffawing-spotting.

I may have moved farther away from Rhode Island than you did.

Maine.

Oh dear!

Hark? I don’t have a website. I hope you didn’t think I was being nefarious, what, with your computer problem. Who ever you clicked on wasn’t me.

I truly do enjoy reading your comments.

I hope this reaches you.

*sigh*

Oopsie! jw, I must have confused you with someone else (looks casually to right and attempts to whistle to establish total innocence. . .not terribly successfully, as can’t whistle). So, it seems that you can actually take control of OTHER PEOPLE’s websites in order to make my computer go all poopsie by remote control! Truly mighty is the disdain. . .

OK. All kidding aside. Nefarious? You? Naw. Never thought that, I was just joshing. And now I’m blushing, because when I read my own comments I am convinced NOONE could possibly enjoy them except me. So. Reached me, touched me, friended me.

Now, can we get out of here quick before someone tries to turn it into a Hallmark moment?

Friends. . .

LOL!

Definitely friends! *Hallmark moment*

Now I can go back to being faux indignant with my liberal friends and learn better how to use the sarcasm tag.

Serious though? I’m glad that it reached you or it would have bothered me, and then I would have had to bother Madame Weasel to make sure you saw it.

Take care and carry on! 🙂

Oh, good to know there’s another undiagnosed mild case of OCD here!

Move ’em on, head ’em up,
Head ’em up, move ’em out,
Move ’em on, head ’em out Rawhide!
Set ’em out, ride ’em in
Ride ’em in, let ’em out,
Cut ’em out, ride ’em in Rawhide

Movingrightalong. . .

(Damn, I wish we had an eyerolling weasel! But that is neither hint nor demand. . .just eyerolling is what I do most of!)

Right.
Night.

I found sweasel because she gave some serious props to my husband for a brilliant idea he had. I stayed because of the short bus retard post and I have loved her ever since. I even had a little crush when I thought she was a boy. 🙂

Good to see Steamboat!

Mucho congratso on the half-bazillion mark, favorite Olde-Stoat-‘O-Mine. :0)

Sorry I haven’t been here in a while.

There was this thing with a hobo and a cursed monkey
paw and it was totally not my fault.

Congorats on the 0.5M vagabonds.

Oh, and if you need tree branches for growing mushrooms.
I suggest a bowsaw and a rainy night. And one of them Hogan’s Heroes black outfits and the shoe polish thing.

Hi Weasel,
Congrats!

(saw the post at IB)