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Jimmah Carter, please.

Charlie Sheen.

Alan Greenspan

He’s been around way too long and I imagine his much younger wife has been a strain.

Dr. Jack Kervorki……dammit. It’s a shame that no one scored some dick off his demise.

I’m left with no choice but to balance evil with good and go with Billy Graham.

Survey sez:
The One and a bunch of his toadies in the Situation Room by the Religion of Peace.
I have a dream!

I guess I’ll go back to pulling for Fidel Castro. Come on, die you evil bastard.

Helen Thomas FTW!

James Arness…………..also died today, who’s gonna be #3……

….. they are dropping like flies…..

ZSA ZSA for the Dick!!

John Edwards!

Decisions, decisions.

Billy Graham, and I hope I lose.

Bernie Ecclestone.

Nancy Reagan.

I’ll take that rat bastid Kim Jong Il this time around.

Margret thatcher, and hope I loose.

I WAS gonna say James Arness, but…

Only kidding.

I sure wish someone’d won the dick for Doctor Death, though. I agree with Stoaty’s assessment of the guy. Special place in hell, and all that.

Peter Fonda, moron. And not the good kind o’ moron.

Amy Winehouse

John Edwards

Yes, I know he’s healthy, but I’m bettin’ on suicide. So sue me.

Harry Morgan

Ernest Borgnine.

Stephen Hawking, who shall find out soon enough whether the Afterlife is fiction or not.

Rosa muhammed!

I’m sticking with Dick Cheney…….again.

Michael Moore.
He must be ALL trans fats.

Ratko Mladic. Since he will undoubtedly spend the rest of his life behind bars, he might decide to check out now.

Michael J. Fox, please.

Well Kevorkian and James Arness are gone, can’t pick them.

Billy Graham got took, RushBabe.

KIRK Douglas……Yaow!

In the library with Mikee’s wif….Zeta-Bones, and sumpin’ to do with a candelabra????

(Hey, I’m just typing what the Ouija Board told me to!!!)

Simon Cowell. Botox is getting closer to his brain each week.

Moammar Gaddaffy. Somebody might get lucky and pop him.

Mubharak for the win.

In the Public Square.

By hanging.

Dominique Kahn

All that’ll do is paralyse the Botox, Andy.

Jimmah Carter cause it’s wabbit season!

I’ll pick Ali Abdullah Saleh. He’s prolly dead already, those “tribesmen” can be such a bitch!

Since Fidel got took, I’ll take Raul Castro, at the beach, judging a bikini contest.

Michael Douglas after finding His father In the library with Mikee’s wif….Zeta-Bones, and sumpin’ to do with a candelabra????

Stckin with Dan Rather

Zha Zha Gabor for the DEATH!

Ha! That old broad will live to wee on your grave, Argentium — if she can get some nice young man to proper up on the gimp side.

Charles Johnson – Cheetos OD.

Peter Falk

Anwar al-Awlaki/ Aulaqi/ al-‘Awlaqī.

Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease…

Oh, shoot! I meant to grab a dick while I was in town – to have a private celebration of the passing of Kevorkian – knew I was forgettin’ sumpin’!

abe vigoda !!!

sen. lautenberg of nj

I’m taking Andy Griffith FTW!

The Royal Navy: http://eureferendum.blogspot.com/2011/06/end-game.html

Creepy pædo Serge Gainsbourg.

Whoops, I honestly had no idea the kiddie fiddler’s been dead for almost 20 years. Ah shite.

Marion Barry.

Olivia de Havilland.

Jerry Lewis – I can’t stand him. He thinks all women are good for is having babies and keeping house. I say all he’s good for is a spotted dick.

I’m sticking with Al Gore. FOR THE WIN!

Well poop, Billy Graham.

Ah double poop, just saw him taken. Okies, Dick Van Patten for the dick!

I’ll take that miserable old schmuck Ed Asner. He’s looking pretty spotted as dicks go these days, too.

Dick Clark…for the dick, please

sorry Argentium G. Tiger

I already got her……….

@ June 3, 2011, 6:14 pm

The dick shall be mine………

@Uncle Badger – Glad to see I’m not the only one reading Richard North. If I hadn’t already picked Alan Greenspan, I’d think about taking my cue from RN’s earlier by one article and going for the endangered George Papandreou. Ooh! And along those lines Zapatero might also get up close and personal with a lamp post.

Andy Rooney’s (91) got to go sometime.

Why do I feel like I am sittin’ in the parish hall of “Our Lady of Wheezin’Auld Swedes, Loyal to Mother Church” playin’ BINGO and waitin’ fer some raggedity arse puss to assume room temperature….and begin pushin’upp daisies?!?!?!? — And hoping to taste some (Lord’a’mercy on us all!) SPOTTED DICK!

Believe me, UB… When the ministers are arguing about whether they should send the HMS Cumberland to evacuate people from Libya because it’s nicknamed “The Mighty Sausage”, the case can be made that the RN is dead, buried and very much in the past…..

Betty Ford.

Betty White

Lorne Michels

Well, crap. I was gonna guess Andy Rooney.

Guess I better go with Henry Kissenger.

Christopher Hitchens

Zelaya

NY Congress-critter Weiner, famous (or infamous) for his penchant for undie pics on Twitter.

Nelson Mandela. Over 90, in a South African prison for a long time. You know he got some “bad” dick while in there, IYKWIMAITYD.

Bashar Al-Assad

But if I could pick an alternate I’d go with Anthony Weiner’s political career, assuming it’s not already dead.

Dolores Hope. She’s very old, but I hope this guess makes me a loser.

Ruth Bader Ginsberg, so Obama can nominate another incompetent to the Supremes.

Hmmmmmmm I’m just musing whacking one of your ‘celebrity picks’ to push the ‘dead pool’ in an unnatural direction … but which one?

Decisions decisions!

In my never ending quest to find a new selection for each round: Eric Hobsbawm, Commie apologist and “historian”.

Teh StupidCat is going for Bashar Assad of Syria. Might get lucky yet…

Excellent call, Mr Rostrom! The world will be a better place when that vile Stalinist is stoking the fires of hell.

hemmersheim: So you did, Zsa Zsa is yours this round (damn it.) Curse me and my poor spelling of her name.

Right… Then my pick this round is: Keith Richards

David Bowie

Noam Chomsky. It’s only just.
Remove a commie dick, replace it with a spotty dick. The law of conservation of dicks is observed.

Gordon Brown, who stubbornly clings to life despite there being no justification for his so doing.

Larry Eagleberger slips the mortal coil unpicked, the wily bastard. No dick for you.

Rich Rostrom: you’d think shame would have killed Hobsbawm decades ago but alas, no. I hate the way vile, unapologetic Communists of a certain age are venerated as loveable elder statesmen. Tony Benn shouldn’t be a natural treasure; he should be burnt at the stake. If he wore a swastika armband and attended SS reunions he wouldn’t be given such respect, but his continued adherence to an anti-human, barbaric, provably wicked creed is unpunished. Why are repulsive International Socialists not visited with the same contumely as National Socialists?

Does anyone have Tony Benn in the Pool? I might switch from Gordon the Fuckwit next time around. Ah well, at least that donkey-jacketed Comsymp fucker Michael Foot has had the good grace to drop dead.

Hugo Chavez will still die within 6 hours of reading my post in the last Pool.

Back in the pool with Larry King. His career already died, so the rest can’t be far behind.

Jimmy Carter’s equally evil other half albeit less outspoken, Rosalynn Carter.

since he still appparently refuses to join up with his former bandmates…It’s been a long time..
Robert Plant for the Dick.

Jane Fonda, the scrawny ol’ Leftist moron…

’cause I have a dream, too.

(Henry sure slipped up, lettin’ her and her brother both outta that bag o’ kittens before pitchin’ it in the river!)

That flippin’ 6pm Weasel Blog Time did me in again. I DID pick MY favorite Delores Hope but I posted it too early….I thought I had figured out 1pm Eastern US time was 6pm WBT but NOOOOO! Sun Myung Moon better die next….

Actually, thefritz, it was because you followed the sidebar link. That goes to an ancient version of the Dead Pool (I haven’t updated it since they’ve been turning over so fast). I said something to you on the thread, but I didn’t have much hope you’d come by and read it.

By way of apology, one time only, you can pick someone and then kill him or her and it’ll count. Even?

I’m with you on that one, DG! The greatest irony is that Benn is held up as a champion of yoof kultur.

But it was the communist Benn who, in possibly the most unsuccessful ministerial career since WWII, championed the closure of the pirate radio station movement in the 1960s.

He’s no more down there wiv da yoof than was Joesf Goebbels.

The world will be a better place when that old fraud is dead.

Harry Morgan – FTW

If you win a third time, steve, I’m’onna make you sleep on the porch.

Drat..Drat..Drat..Assad was taken and I missed it. How ’bout that Antique Saudi King Al-Faisal.

***Uh, is all English Dick of teh “Spotted Variety”?***

*** WAIT!! Don’t answer that!! I really DON’T wanna know!***

Note to Self: Never ask Stupid Questions of Someone who can Conceive of ZombieReagan…

Not to go OT here – well yes, actually to go completely OT here.

This has more to do with drinking heavily and/or taking illicit drugs. And prescription drugs. Maybe huffing some aerosol propellant too while you’re at it. And then going on Fox news to talk about it. Or how Bush screwed the US. Or the bugs crawling on your legs. Yes, how Bush buggered the legs crawling on your screw.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsc1tsVsLrE&feature=player_embedded#at=186

Francis Ford Coppola

What is wrong with going to SS reunions?

For SS Weasel:
Nothing. If you’re a Progressive, that is…

I think I am very progressive.
We need to bring back gas chambers, and work camps to Europe, and fill them with brown people.

ooooooooh Nazis?

Space Nazis perhaps?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNDaOFQ6g2I

@ Weasel

I was polite enough to wait more than 24 hours to pick. (Or I simply forgot that it was Death Pool Friday….you be the judge.)

So….no low hanging fruit for me, this time around… And if I do get my hat trick….you don’t really wanna make me sleep onna porch.

Al Molinaro

Eli Wallach.

John Glenn. Bastard tried to kill the US economy so fair is fair.

And, yes, still my mother-in-law too – please. I’m greedy that way. Plus she’s an annoying lunatic…..

For Nora:
Did you note that your mother-in-law already has you above?

Sticking with my last pick, Etta James.

Adam Gadahn, via a Hellfire, ASAP please!

Julian Assange. I don’t like him.

I’m sticking with Imelda Marcos – just schlepping all those shoes to all those houses will do her in soon

Mullah Omar of Al-Quaida infamy

BB King – he’s cancelled his last two dates when I had tickets.

Jerry Lee Lewis, whom I would have picked in 1980.

hank heimlich

Who has Clarence Clemmons?

I’ll take Clarence Clemmons…

/heh

Hugh Hefner, but with a smile on his face.

I KNEW I should have gone with Anthony Wiener’s Congressional Career….

Damn!

QEII…. jes saying she’s old is all, not that I hope she goes… although it’d be something to be in england-land during the funeral of a monarch.

>> I’ll take Clarence Clemmons…

Looks like we have a winner.

The big man is gone… Wonder if the (E Street) Band will play on?

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2011/06/029280.php

Mew

Andy Wins!

(You’re welcome!)

AHEM :

Comment from Princess Bernie
Time: June 14, 2011, 3:20 pm

I’ll take Clarence Clemmons…

/heh

Ooooops….Princess Bernie it is….

(and she’s welcome!)

Yes, I pulled the sneak attack and took him when news of the stroke came out. Sorry all.

This would be a repeat win for me. Last prize was an issue of Jugs magazine. The hubby transported it to the hunting cabin for all of his guy friends to enjoy. Looking forward to some spotted dick for myself now.

(did I really say that?)

Rest in peace Clarence…

Making Princess B our third double winner, along with steve and tawny.

I had to read that post twice, Princess B. I read it as ‘gay’ the first time!

Congratulations Princess, well played.

Congratulations Princess, well played.

Who had Ryan Dunn?

Arguably not a well known name in certian circles….but one of the crew from those “Jackass” movies….

Who could have guessed that his behavior might ern him an early exit? And yet it did….

High speed car….firey crash….

Better Dead Pool or Darwin Award candidate?

Ahh…who really cares….he will definitely not be down for breakfast.

Looks like it’s LIPSTICK for the win…

current deadpool fell off the front page again…….