What the sam hill is going on here?
Meet my box of extra long kitchen matches. It is a clip art tragedy, featuring a googly-eyed hairy-leggèd prestidigitator spinning a wiener for an indifferent audience of Chads and Beckys.
Did you know fire targets children? Specifically?
I reckon that’s what’s going on in the warning box in the upper right: roving fire bolts victimizing a luckless child.
Forget the porn license – give us the clipart license!
p.s. No. I did not buy a porn license yesterday. Top of the world, Ma!
April 2, 2019 — 9:11 pm
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