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This, but unironically

Somebody mentioned “that blog where they translate Chinese tattoos” on some social media thing the other day and I thought, “I remember that place! It was hilarious.” So I went and re-read the whole thing right back to 2004 because what the hell else am I going to do with the long February nights?

Hanzi Smatter. Looks like he hasn’t been active for a couple of years, which is a pity. I’m sure there’s plenty more to translate.

Anyway, don’t bother. This here is the best one in the whole lot (see illustration above, who knew my Photoshop had Chinese fonts?). It means “toilet goblin” and some petite young woman had it permanently branded on her wrist.

That’s it. That’s the tattoo for me!

Just kidding. I don’t have any ink. My body is a holy temple.

To Beelzebub.

March 2, 2021 — 7:14 pm
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