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I have sat the ass right out of my jeans

I bent over to pick up a chicken yesterday (as you do) and felt the backside of my jeans vanish. Not merely rip at the seam, but…well, look at it. Have you ever seen denim run like pantyhose? Extraordinary.

I bought two pairs of jeans from the nice Pakistani man at the local market just before lockdown and I’ve worn one while the other was in the laundry every day since. Pakistani denim, I guess. Huh.

I think I have been sitting too much.

Today, they announced the furlough scheme is extended until September. I don’t know if that means I won’t be allowed to work until then, but I will seriously climb a tree and throw nuts at people if they try to keep me locked up another six months.

March 3, 2021 — 5:51 pm
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