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Seems like a contradiction in terms

Water cremation. Just legalized in Scotland.

That’s what they call it, anyhoo. What they actually do is boil your corpse in potassium hydroxide and water for ninety minutes, leaving behind a nice, clean skeleton. Which they smash to powder and give to your family.

I guess the you slurry goes down the drain.

All of this is because – you guessed it – it’s greener than regular cremation. Cremation seems all very hands-off and clinical. I’m okay with it. This sounds like something I’d hate to imagine happening to someone I love.

March 2, 2026 — 7:33 pm
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