I asked 3 AIs what they had planned for the weekend
Claude told me – rather sniffily, I thought – “As an AI I don’t have weekends or personal plans.”
ChatGPT, ever the leg-humping sycophant, said: “Nothing on my end—but I can help you line something up if you’re in the mood.
Given the sort of work you’ve been doing, a quiet weekend might suit: a bit more editing, or a change of pace—walk, bookshop, that sort of thing. If you had something specific in mind (local to you or otherwise), I can suggest options without overcomplicating it.”
And Grok’s answer is above. Perfectly encapsulates the ‘personality’ of all three.
Have a good weekend!
March 27, 2026 — 7:13 pm
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