Gorilla in the mist
We have a badger! This is actually a very bad thing. He’s digging great holes in the lawn looking for worms (their favorite protein source). And there’s jack shit we can do about it. They’re a protected species, and even if they weren’t, what would you do?
We caught him on wildlife camera (he’s been digging up the lawn for days), but the picture quality was so poor owing to ground mist, you can barely make him out. The above was an artist’s reconstruction. By which I mean Grok, of course.
Note the stripes.
April 6, 2026 — 6:04 pm
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