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Wow. That was embarrassing. At least the RNC has managed to make a little hay with it.

I’m sure this is one of those political Rorschach thingies, where Team Obama thinks it’s charming and Team AnybodyBut thinks it’s beneath the dignity of the office. But 2008 is not 2012 and, stepping back, if it’s a choice between the cool guy and the competent guy, I bet competent wins.

I think I stole that last line, but I’ve read so many blogs today, I don’t remember where.


Comment from Mojo
Time: April 25, 2012, 10:28 pm

Pathetic, cringe-worthy and probably illegal to boot. But I’m sure he thinks it was a winner of an idea, that’s how desperate he is.

Keep plucking’ that chicken, Barry.

Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: April 25, 2012, 10:45 pm

As of now, the best spokesman for a Romney Administration is…B to the Rack Obama…who knew?

Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: April 25, 2012, 11:44 pm

There is a movie review/pop culture website that I visit regularly, although that is fast approaching almost never, due to the overt Liberal love-in that takes place on a daily basis.

Anyways, they reviewed the Obama-Fallon episode and this is a direct quote of the review title:

President Obama Slow Jams the News, Wins Every Election Through 2042

For the most part, the comment section was practically slavering in the exuberant praise for their Homey-in-Chief. Unfortunately for the few right of center comments, the ad hominem attacks were vicious and many. The irony is that one of the previous articles had been about how hateful comments from fan-boys/girls can be when their most favorite movie is given the slightest of negative reviews.
If you want to know the site, I will provide it, but otherwise I wasn’t going to give them a plug.

Comment from Nina
Time: April 26, 2012, 12:43 am

The very definition of cringe-worthy.


Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: April 26, 2012, 1:25 am

I think President Obama is very worried that he’s losing too many black voters and is trying to be authentic to make up for the nearly 50% unemployment rate young black men are dealing with.

Comment from Oceania
Time: April 26, 2012, 2:48 am

I can hear someone loading a 6.5mm Carcano? Stay away from Grassy Knolls

Comment from enter sandman, nothing to see here
Time: April 26, 2012, 3:18 am

Oceania…please loosen the straps on your bicycle helmet…it’s cutting off the bloodflow to your brain. That’s why your parents put all that padding on the basement walls and out in the barn. Try not to hit your head anymore, it’s beginning to show…cheers.

Comment from Rish Lumbar
Time: April 26, 2012, 3:33 am

Ahhh, so that’s what happened… mystery solved. See, Lee Harvey Oswald finally snapped when Kennedy completely beclowned himself trying to be cool with the young folks and wiped his ass with what was left of his presidential decorum.

Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: April 26, 2012, 4:27 am

I’m so embarrassed. When you have to ‘act’ cool… you just aren’t.

Comment from Oceania
Time: April 26, 2012, 4:45 am

Coolness is Spock Leaning Against a Shitty Gas Guzzler that Obama Paid million For.

Comment from Oceania
Time: April 26, 2012, 6:43 am

I find you Americans a fascinating species. Inbred, retarded, and soon to be resigned to History …
The Rise and Fall of Civilisations.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 26, 2012, 9:56 am

Dude, that doesn’t even make sense. Americans are whatever the opposite of inbred is. Mongrel, I suppose. We’ve got more new things splashing around in our gene pool than anybody.

Not necessarily good things, but if it’s out there, Americans are interbreeding with it.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 26, 2012, 1:15 pm

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Comment from Wolfus Aurelius
Time: April 26, 2012, 1:20 pm

I don’t pay attention to the media and I don’t stay up for or tape “talk” shows. What exactly did Zero do on Jimmy Fallon’s show? Grab a microphone away from Taylor Swift or something?

Comment from RushBabe
Time: April 26, 2012, 2:19 pm

Weasie, if you don’t hear from us for a while, it’ll only be because we’re in “the camps,” not because we don’t like you anymore.

Looks like the presidunce is importing military “helpers.”


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Time: April 26, 2012, 3:04 pm

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Comment from Dr. Stanley Livingstone
Time: April 26, 2012, 3:59 pm

SWEASEL typed:Not necessarily good things, but if it’s out there, Americans are interbreeding with it.

Aye, me wee lass. A marxist Coonyan Moslem witch doctor with fondness for impregnating 18 year olds.

Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: April 26, 2012, 4:51 pm

Oh Stoaty,

The spammer speaks the truth. In reality, I only come to marvel at the speeds your website will load.

Oh, and to watch with glee as I make the weasel, in the header gif, scamper.

Comment from Rash Limpballs
Time: April 26, 2012, 4:54 pm

In an election between a cool guy who is not so cool and a competent guy whose turn it supposedly is but who will not have a 3rd try my money is on that nice man behind the curtain. Been Yammin Nut Tawny Yahoo.
Now buy a year subscription to Carbonate and a large Sleeping Number hammock and i will throw in a 12 ounce bottle of my colonic irrigation tea FOR FREE! All you pay is $29.95 in shipping and handling.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 26, 2012, 5:11 pm

Have you ever noticed the weasel blinks in the fifth frame, Feynmangroupie? Proud of that touch.

Yeah, some days I make the weasel run, too.

Comment from Konstantinodopoulos Papadoloukokakalakis
Time: April 26, 2012, 5:20 pm

Before S. Weasel embarked on her voyage across the pond and gotten real with domain and whatnot, the closest thing to a galloping blinking Stoat was the animated icon of a file arc’ing from folder to folder during routine Windoze 98 session.
It never missed that folder… no matter how many files there were.

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