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George and Abraham, sittin’ in a tree…

When I did that “George Washington’s dentures” post last week, I totally forgot we celebrate the big guy’s birthday today.

This bit of high Victorian kitsch is called “The Apotheosis.” Gosh, our great grandparents were weird, weren’t they?

I read a lot of hundred year old books. This is partly because I like them and more than partly because I’m too cheap to pay for Kindle books that are still in copyright. Anyway, I always say: if you want to understand a particular time period, don’t read books about the era, read books from the era. And, frankly, a hundred years is about as far as you can go back before the syntax gets all scratchy and hard. Well, two hundred, maybe.

Anyway, I can’t help being struck by how unimaginable they would find our times. Not technologically — some of them did a pretty good job guessing where science might take us (in fact, if anything, they were overly optimistic) — but socially, ye gods. How everything has changed.

Then the next exercise is to try to imagine what it is about our times that our grandchildren will find amazing, silly or obviously flat wrong. We can’t, of course. We’re too much of our own time to see it. It’s like trying to stick your elbow in your ear.

What the science fiction guys do is extrapolate trends out in a straight line. But that’s not how social history works. Not consistently, anyway. Some things trend and some things swing back and forth and we’re lousy at guessing which will do what.

And then there’s Bigfoot. It’s only since I’ve moved over here I’ve come to a sense of how much the two World Wars smashed up the place. The society, I mean — they recovered from the property damage pretty quickly. I don’t think the Black Death rattled people the way the 20th Century did, in total.

Speaking of Yersinia pestis — does anybody else have that itchy feeling that we are way, way overdue for that next plague or comet or rain of frogs?

Comments


Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: February 18, 2014, 1:28 am

Homo-erotic subtext!!!!! This proves that everyone was ghey and were angel approved!

Lawdy, I can’t wait till Imgur gets a hold of this.


Comment from Veeshir
Time: February 18, 2014, 2:58 am

we are way, way overdue for that next plague or comet or rain of frogs?

What? The Obama administration isn’t enough for you?


Comment from Mrs. Peel
Time: February 18, 2014, 3:09 am

Hmm, I don’t have any trouble with books from the early 1800s (e.g., Jane Austen). Could just be my many years of experience reading old stuff.

Weas, I can’t remember if I recommended this to you before, but check out Seven Keys to Baldpate by Earl Derr Biggers. I found it via a crazy random happenstance, and it is super fun. Adventure and mystery and excitement.


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: February 18, 2014, 9:53 am

It’s when you go back before 1100 that stuff gets all muddly.


Comment from Pupster
Time: February 18, 2014, 11:40 am

The end is nigh!

If only.


Comment from Deborah
Time: February 18, 2014, 1:25 pm

Old books. I own a first edition set (1909) of Harvard Classics, Dr. Eliot’s Five-Foot Shelf of Books. I wish I could tell you that I had read all of them, but no. And the typeface is a killer, but that’s a poor excuse.


Comment from Wolfus Aurelius
Time: February 18, 2014, 2:50 pm

Mrs. Peel wrote: . . . Seven Keys to Baldpate by Earl Derr Biggers. I found it via a crazy random happenstance, and it is super fun. Adventure and mystery and excitement.

Mrs. P., I recall reading the stage play when I was in high school and trying to convince our drama teacher that we should do it. (With me in the lead, of course.) I know Biggers created Charlie Chan and wrote a number of novels with him, but was SKtB a novel too?


Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: February 18, 2014, 3:58 pm

Science fiction is speculation on a single topic, not an attempt to predict the entirety of a future. They look at one thing and examine its meaning and potential consequences. At least, the real thing. Then there’s Battlestar Galactica which is just soap opera.


Comment from thefritz
Time: February 18, 2014, 7:14 pm

I’ll tell you what…if we don’t take back the Senate, hold the House and neutralize (not that way!) Obama I’d welcome a pandemic or stadium sized asteroid befalling our pitiful race.
Only the strong will survive and that means no more libs…anywhere!


Comment from Mrs. Peel
Time: February 18, 2014, 8:15 pm

Wolfus, yes, it is a novel! It’s on Project Gutenberg. I would link it for you but I’m on my phone.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 18, 2014, 8:43 pm

Oh, come on, Christopher — you can’t think of any science fiction that creates a whole culture, with its own fashion and music and cuss words and attitudes? Of the future? I’m having a hard time thinking of any SF that’s about a single topic.

And for no particular reason, in case you missed it, here’s the MST3K treatment of Moon Zero Two, one of my favorite sci fi stinkburgers.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 18, 2014, 8:46 pm

To clarify, Moon Zero Two doesn’t extrapolate anything into the future — it just takes 1969 and plops it onto the moon, with big silly foam rubber hats.


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: February 18, 2014, 8:50 pm

Then there’s Battlestar Galactica which is just soap opera.

Star Warts is Epic Adventure & a rip-off of Kurosawa… IN SPACE!

Alien is Friday the 13th… IN SPACE!

I’ve never seen that Adam Baldwin thing, so I dunno. I’d guess it’s a soap opera, though.

Start Wrek is soap opera, too. Albeit some of the episodes were written by some pretty brilliant authors, including Harlan Ellison.

I’m having a really hard time coming up with a scientifiction moving picture that isn’t a soap opera (or some similar sad recasting), actually. Hrm.

Tarkovsky’s Solaris, being rather too true to the novel, is actual (dry, long, boring*) science fiction.

Dark Star (Dan O’Bannon who also wrote Alien (based on a single annoying humour bit in Dark Star)) is actual science fiction. It’s not well done, though.

Frau Im Mond is definitely science fiction.

Logan’s Run, while hilariously terrible, is also, definitely science fiction. (it had Ustinov in it, too, so *nyah*)

* Entirely Tarkovsky’s fault, too.


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: February 18, 2014, 9:47 pm

you can’t think of any science fiction that creates a whole culture, with its own fashion and music and cuss words and attitudes?

Not even being a fan of their work, I can think of Iain Banks, Vernor Vinge, Joan Vinge, Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein, Timmy Zahn, Larry Niven, & Herb Wells. Hell, Kube-McDowell even postulated that lesbians would be totally sweet* in the SPACE FUTURE.

* Even Thomas More didn’t predict that one. Though I guess Edmund Spenser did, kinda. Huh.


Comment from Veeshir
Time: February 19, 2014, 3:48 am

Heinlein had the POTUS elected in 2012 becoming a religious dictator.

Kind of scary, huh?


Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: February 19, 2014, 4:05 pm

“Oh, come on, Christopher — you can’t think of any science fiction that creates a whole culture, with its own fashion and music and cuss words and attitudes? Of the future? I’m having a hard time thinking of any SF that’s about a single topic.”

The writers have to create a setting for the story they are telling, but they’re less interested in being future-telling prophets than examining an idea or concept. Like “What if robots had artificial intelligence?” or “What would it be like to train a child in video games to fight a war” or “what if an alien artifact swept by earth and was explored?”

They answer that question, but to do so requires a setting and filling out the world around them. That’s a side effect of examining the concept, not their purpose.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 19, 2014, 11:15 pm

I’m guessing you read a lot of hard scifi.


Comment from rick
Time: February 20, 2014, 1:51 am

Last century I couldn’t wait for this century ‘cuz flying cars and space and stuff.
Got “everybody must be gay or at least talk about it constantly” instead.
Boy, didn’t see THAT coming.


Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: February 20, 2014, 2:44 am

Well guys writing Star Wars books aren’t making any kind of bold visionary predictions, so yeah I’m referring to Hard Sci Fi.

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