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Believe it or not, this is not a ferocious set of brass knuckles. It is a pony skin handbag. It’s an Alexander McQueen — if that means anything to you, it’ll mean something to you — and it was one of the things taken in a recent London house robbery.

Brief article, short on details, but here’s guessing one of the robbers was a relative. Who else would know she had this pile of ugly crap that was worth a shit-ton of money?

How weak is the connection between money and taste.

Speaking of which, if you haven’t watched the video linked off Drudge yet, do it. The one with the Hillary song. When cynical manipulation goes wrong, it goes hilariously, toe-curlingly wrong.

Hillary is like the anti-Slick Willy.


Comment from Skandia Recluse
Time: December 4, 2014, 11:08 pm

Didn’t Oprah Winfrey try to buy a handbag in geneva only to be told she couldn’t afford it?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 4, 2014, 11:48 pm

So she said. The clerk contradicted her.

Comment from dissent555
Time: December 4, 2014, 11:55 pm

When I get home tonight I’ll start drinkin’. Then maybe the Hillary Song will be an option.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: December 5, 2014, 12:12 am

I haven’t even heard the Hil’ry song, & I’m pretty sure it’s better than Rebecca Black’s Friday.

Comment from Nina
Time: December 5, 2014, 1:40 am

It’s ferociously hideous, whatever it is.

I saw on Twitchy that even the lefties are appaled by that Hill song. So I like it. 🙂

Comment from Anonymous
Time: December 5, 2014, 2:07 am

I actually watched the video of “The Hillary Song” from beginning to end. It’s slick enough, but It’s weird somehow. The people in the video are young working class type guys who in in generations past would have been dyed-in-the-wool Union-worker Democrats. I don’t think that the characters portrayed in the video actually are Dem’s any more.

Regardless, I don’t think that the song will convince them to vote for her – the things the pitch hits on are the issues of her young urban voting base….not those pictured in the video… And I simply cannot imagine any young urban voter who could bear to listen to that song long enough to get the message.

I am sure that this thing was’t coordinated with the actual Hillary campaign people. It’s too “With friends like this, who needs enemies?”

Too Long/ Didn’t Read = FAIL

Comment from Mojo
Time: December 5, 2014, 2:52 am

Hillary song: BWAHAHAhahaha! As if.

Go bother Bill, he has to put up with it.

Comment from I Ain’t In No Way Tahrd
Time: December 5, 2014, 5:09 am

Bill and Hillary met in college because they were datin’ the same gal.
Then Webb Hubbell turkeybastered some DNA evidence in.

I am most incredulous whether she will run at all.
A shaky, shifty, queer as $3 bill nobody had no problem running circles around her, her tremendous network and $130M war chest advantage in 2008. It’s been done before, it’ll be done again.

Further, has not Barry Of Bathhouse Soebarkah Soetoro utterly demonstrated how irrelevant the Prezdenunt is? Does not the very same string suspend both the red and blue puppet?

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: December 5, 2014, 5:10 am

Any plans for new zombie figures to put on coffee cups?…I have Zombie Reagan and Zombie Hillary so far…

Comment from Nina
Time: December 5, 2014, 5:22 am

She could do Reid. It would be easy because she wouldn’t have to make any changes.

Comment from Mojo
Time: December 5, 2014, 8:58 am

Zombie Boehner

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 5, 2014, 2:57 pm

Need another Zombie Santa, please, but the Zombie Reid is a neato idea.
For an idle time but fun thingy about hillary’s (sic) song, try

Comment from .
Time: December 5, 2014, 4:03 pm

Zombie Weeping Boehner blessing tacos.

Or Sheldon Adelson in the clouds.

Comment from ed
Time: December 5, 2014, 4:09 pm

“Zombie Weeping Boehner blessing tacos. ”

Or Zombie Weeping Boehner wearing tacos as ear muffs.

Comment from Zombie Old Gimlet Eye
Time: December 5, 2014, 5:57 pm

There is a dearth of Attenboroughesque artwork of our iconic statesmen.

Comment from Bill the Butcher
Time: December 5, 2014, 11:30 pm

Mebbe a thief made off with the handbag only after stuffing it with some plunder that seemed more valuable at the time — cough drops, for example, or Q-Tip cotton swabs.

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: December 6, 2014, 10:41 am

Speaking of thefts of expensive crapola: Chicago is having an epidemic of crash-and-grab robberies. The thieves ram a car or truck through a store’s front or wall. Then a mob rushes the store, grabs everything they can carry, and runs away.

One of the places hit was a clothing store, selling among other things, $750 jeans. Stuff like this. It’s in the 4000 block of West Madison – that’s right, Garfield Park, one of the poorest and most violent areas of the city. One wonders who their customers are.

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