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A masterful troll

Oh, well played, Rupert Murdoch’s Sun. Well played.

To be fair, they didn’t actually say they were shutting down Page 3, but they strongly suggested such. Then they went all modest (if underthings and bikinis can be called modest) for a couple of days. And now, the titties are back! (Link does not go to titties. Link goes to a Telegraph sister getting her knickers in a twist. I told you the Telegraph had gone downhill).

It’s been dee-lightful to watch this play out all day.

First the howling shrews of the Perpetually Offended Brigade were all like WE WON! And then they were all like, we won, I guess, but it doesn’t feel that satisfying, really. And now they’re all like WTF! WE DIDN’T WIN!?

The sweetest part? Today’s titties ran under the headline CLARIFICATIONS AND CORRECTIONS. I wouldn’t have realized this if Uncle B hadn’t told me: that’s the header from the ultra-lefty Guardian‘s correction column.

Sweet troll.


Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: January 22, 2015, 10:14 pm

To be fair, other newspapers bury their mistakes deep in the back of the rag under ‘C & C’ but my money’s on it being a dig at the ‘Grauniad’, whose Corrections and Clarifications is almost as notorious as its infamous typos and lunatic Left-wingery.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 22, 2015, 10:23 pm

And the fact that their comment section is called “comment is free” but is ruthlessly moderated.

Comment from Sigivald
Time: January 22, 2015, 11:47 pm

Free? Well, they don’t charge you, right?

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Time: January 23, 2015, 12:08 am

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Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: January 23, 2015, 12:16 am

Nice, but those are some nasty fake cans up there.

Comment from dissent555
Time: January 23, 2015, 12:17 am

Dang. Shoulda had King Abdullah in the Dead Pool.

Comment from Skandia Recluse
Time: January 23, 2015, 12:25 am

Michael Walsh on PJMedia had the game winner. Feminists radicals are protesting for the right to expose their chest in public while other feminist radicals are protesting The Sun for showing pictures of girls chests.

I say, do what you want. Wear a shirt, or not.

Comment from Anonymous
Time: January 23, 2015, 12:26 am

P’shopped, Stark. By me

Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: January 23, 2015, 2:36 am

Those are the ugliest fake tits I’ve ever… wait, lemme run through my memory bank…

Comment from SCOTTtheBADGER
Time: January 23, 2015, 3:05 am

That poor girl looks like tugboat, going out to move a tanker.

Comment from Jeff Gauch
Time: January 23, 2015, 3:18 am

If I can put my hands on them, they’re real.

Not many real boobs around here.

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Time: January 23, 2015, 3:35 am

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Comment from gulliblepratt
Time: January 23, 2015, 5:16 am

Or try this

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: January 23, 2015, 5:35 am

Sorry, but that particular pair of knockers aren’t particularly appealing. Whomever did the enhancement surgery on them should be SHOT…

Comment from buffalone
Time: January 23, 2015, 11:52 am

Hooray, boobs!

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: January 23, 2015, 1:38 pm

You boob-critics are missing the points

Comment from Anonymous
Time: January 23, 2015, 3:01 pm

Well OF COURSE they are. Sweas has got ’em covered with that Photoshop stuff.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 23, 2015, 8:33 pm

Anonymous up there was me. My tablet apparently forgot who I am.

I used a P’shop filter called ‘spherize’ on that lady’s boobies. Guess what it does…

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: January 24, 2015, 12:02 am


Looks far to “realistically fake” for my taste. Good work!

Comment from Nina
Time: January 24, 2015, 4:40 am


Comment from Anonymous
Time: January 26, 2015, 9:57 pm

Looky here, Nina:
Sweas merely made her “flowers” look larger…

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