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Someone is killing the famous Swimming Pigs of the Bahamas. Yes, there is apparently a herd of feral but friendly pigs that like to swim with the tourists. Mostly because the tourists have delicious food, and pigs is pigs.

Only, they think maybe someone is giving them booze, because about half the herd of twenty have floated to shore dead. Honestly, they could wait for the autopsy.

Mystery pigs. Not native to the Bahamas and nobody really knows where and when they arrived. Possibly with sailors hoping to come back for them.

Donald Trump Jr. took a snapshot of his family with the pigs last Summer. I’m surprised nobody’s blamed his dad yet.

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Comment from Ric Fan
Time: February 27, 2017, 8:27 pm

Maybe, they reeked of alcohol?

 


Comment from Formerly known as Skeptic
Time: February 27, 2017, 8:45 pm

Necropsy.

 


Comment from BJM
Time: February 27, 2017, 11:24 pm

This comment really did make LOL:

xxcreepahzHey your cool but not yur uncle he is mean and rude that’s my opinion.

What part of Donald Trump Jr. does this moron not get?

 


Comment from Craig kincannon
Time: February 27, 2017, 11:33 pm

I fed those pics. Staniel Key Exhuma Bahamas. They were great. Save the damn pigs!

 


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: February 27, 2017, 11:40 pm

I hope somebody figures out the cause of death and puts a stop to it. I’d like to swim with the pigs some time (nope, there’s no hidden meaning or sexist joke there at all – honest).

 


Comment from Bob B
Time: February 28, 2017, 3:28 am

What a waste of bacon.

 


Comment from Niña
Time: February 28, 2017, 6:40 am

Pigs reproduce pretty fast, so I’m surprised there aren’t more of them.

 


Comment from durnedyankee
Time: February 28, 2017, 11:01 am

Whatever was done, if it nipped half the herd they can make a living in Texas doing it!, cuz we have a pig problem, yes we do.

I don’t think that the Bahamas would be interested in an infusion of any of our wild pigs though, unless they want to make the beach un-safe for swimming, lose crops and gardens and increase the customer traffic at local medical facilities.

 


Comment from Steve Skubinna
Time: February 28, 2017, 6:31 pm

I saw Swimming Pigs open for The Clash in ’84.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 28, 2017, 8:29 pm

Pff. Necropsy it is.

I hate it when Drudge picks up a story and makes me look a low-effort buffoon.

 


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