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The exciting lamb races

All orphan lambs. The farmer said he went out early in the season when there was snow on the ground and found the first two newborns huddled next to their dead mother. Their hooves had frozen to the ground.

They’re okay now, obviously. Thus they were named after characters from Frozen. The one with the O is Olaf.

The winner, best two out of the three, was Gaston. Yes, I know that’s Beauty and the Beast. They ran out of Frozen.


Comment from Mark Matis
Time: August 23, 2018, 10:42 pm

I wonder how lamb would go with spotted dick:

Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: August 24, 2018, 1:06 am

this is where we go ‘squeeeeeeeee’!
though it’s been said that sheep are born looking for a place to die.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: August 24, 2018, 1:39 am

Makes me think of mint sauce.

Comment from Ric Fan
Time: August 24, 2018, 4:14 am

Who was it over there who had two black sheep and named them Serena and Venus. Of course, there was a SJW uproar. smh

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