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Ah. Michelle dressed all by herself today, I see.

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And so ends the week on a cheap shot. That I pinched from Drudge.

Honestly, I’d feel bad making fun of Michelle’s fashion sense (I’m no runway model, myself) if they weren’t forever putting her on the cover of Vogue and calling her the beautifullest, elegantest first lady since Jackie O.

You push; I push back.

What’s that around her middle, anyhow? A hose clamp?

Good weekend, everyone!

Comments


Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: September 18, 2009, 7:50 pm

Dear God, the woman dresses like a deckchair.


Comment from Tesla
Time: September 18, 2009, 8:04 pm

Am I the only one who thinks Lt. Worf when they see her? She looks like a Klingon crackwhore.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 18, 2009, 8:09 pm

I think Ace started the Worf meme, Tesla. It’s so very apt (though there is apparently some debate whether “wookie” is somehow racist).

I’ve been meaning to do a Worf graphic, when I can get around to it.


Comment from The Dread Pirate Neck Beard
Time: September 18, 2009, 8:41 pm

Yes, a hose clamp on a sack o’ pertaters. The most elegant, cultured, and male-swoon-inducing sack o’ pertaters you prollish numbskulls have ever set eyes on.


Comment from QuasiModo
Time: September 18, 2009, 8:56 pm

It’s the latest in Klingon battle gear…the utility belt is a must-have…they’re going to do M.O. action figures for x-mas


Comment from The Dread Pirate Neck Beard
Time: September 18, 2009, 9:00 pm

I just noticed: her eyebrows have been plucked cleaner than a Puerto Rican drag queen’s.


Comment from Tesla
Time: September 18, 2009, 9:10 pm

S.Weasel, thanks for the Ace connect. The Worf idea seemed too inventive for my feeble abilities. On the AOSHQ front, will you be doing any more neato stuff for him? Yesterday’s obama meltdown was pure genius.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 18, 2009, 9:14 pm

I’d love to do things for Ace, Tesla. Any time I get an Ace link, my stats go spaz. It’s a trip!

But that’s not how it happens. That one yesterday was a graphic from last year that Gabe somehow remembered seeing. I count on people from the blogosphere checking in on me from time to time and snagging things as they like.

My graphics policy is: help yourself. I’m just grateful for the attention.


Comment from BuckNutty
Time: September 18, 2009, 9:19 pm

Please do the Worf thing. If it’s half as good as the one you did with her hugging the Queen, it will be awesome.


Comment from Andrea Harris
Time: September 18, 2009, 9:24 pm

I still think she’s messing with our heads by dressing that way. In some way she gets a kick out of seeing how far she can get the media to toady to her. “Let’s see… oh I know, I think tomorrow I’ll wear a dress made of cardboard boxes and my grandmother’s old chintz couch. They’ll probably tell me I look great in my new Karl Lagerfeld creation.”


Comment from MauserMedic
Time: September 18, 2009, 9:24 pm

Jeez,is it time to dress up for Cinco de Mayo again already?


Comment from Deborah
Time: September 18, 2009, 9:40 pm

A deck chair on the Titanic, Uncle Badger.


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Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: September 19, 2009, 5:49 am

Did her own hair, too – using, apparently, an electric trolling motor, a wooden spoon and a wee handful of plastic clothespins…

Nice – kinda puts you in mind of Pancho Villa’s long-lost younger cousin…who they hoped would STAY lost.

All the fashion sense of Boxcar Annie riding the A.T.& S.F.


Comment from David Gillies
Time: September 19, 2009, 6:25 am

I think the original meme was “Weapons Officer on a Klingon Bird of Prey” as per STII:TWOK, which had one of the distaff persuasion (although Christ knows if that’s canon, and I shower far too regularly to know or care or be motivated enough to find out).

Also: that is just alarming. I lost track of RuPaul for a while – mystery solved.


Comment from Randy Rager
Time: September 19, 2009, 9:21 am

Somebody needs to inform Michelle that it’s a bit of a faux pax to wear the strapon harness outside the bedroom.

Unless you’re going to a fetish ball, that is.


Comment from Pupster
Time: September 19, 2009, 11:55 am

I was thinking bandoleer…but yeah, I like hose-clamp better.


Comment from Chef Mojo
Time: September 19, 2009, 12:02 pm

David, how dare you compare Michelle to RuPaul! RuPaul is the hawt! Plus, s/he would never wear something as silly as that getup.

If, however, you are comparing Michelle to drag queens in general? Yeah, I can see that.


Comment from Jack
Time: September 19, 2009, 2:13 pm

BuckNutty (and/or S. Weasel, or anybody) – when was the weaselpic of Michelle hugging the Queen? I missed that one.


Comment from Carl
Time: September 19, 2009, 3:03 pm

From the Huffington Post – the HUG


Comment from BuckNutty
Time: September 19, 2009, 3:16 pm

I don’t see Weasel’s drawing at the huffpo link, but maybe I missed it. I can’t find it in the archive either. I think it was back in April


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 19, 2009, 3:42 pm

Heh. I’d forgotten that. The hug.

I was awfully careful not to be too unflattering then :)


Comment from Carl
Time: September 19, 2009, 3:48 pm

Sorry, I misunderstood. Weasel’s hug picture was much better than the original.


Comment from Joan of Argghh!
Time: September 19, 2009, 4:29 pm

heh. The Hug still makes me smile the sort of delicious smile that plays at the corner of one’s mouth when thinking of sweet, sweet mayhem.


Comment from dfbaskwill
Time: September 19, 2009, 5:10 pm

Even 100 years from now, they will look back on her and laugh. Her wardrobe will never become mainstream, so we get to laugh now and forever more.


Comment from dfbaskwill
Time: September 19, 2009, 5:11 pm

And the pirate shirt honors Sept. 19, otherwise known as Talk Like a Pirate Day.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 19, 2009, 5:53 pm

Arrrr, sure an’ I had not forgot, DF! It’s just, I be restesin’…


Comment from Anonymous
Time: September 19, 2009, 6:12 pm

Arrrrgh. You sea dogs better look lively! Turn to and bear a hand, ye scurvy bilge rats!


Comment from Jack
Time: September 19, 2009, 8:06 pm

Arr me mates, thank’y kindly fer the link. Meself nearly went keel over topside when my eyes laid upon it. Steady ye go, ye scurvy sea weasel.


Comment from See-Dubya
Time: September 19, 2009, 9:37 pm

This is really weird. If you go check out this cartoon strip at Treacher’s you’ll see she wore another outfit involving a wide belt over a sweater: http://jimtreacher.com/archives/002124.html#more . Who does that? I guess I do sometimes, when I get confused coming out of the bathroom, but I usually catch it.

Anyway I melded your’s and Treachers’ photo together for my new Twitter background.


Comment from David Gillies
Time: September 20, 2009, 4:20 am

Apologies, Chef M. Perhaps a better comparison would be Wesley Snipes in “To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar”.

The thing is, Michelle isn’t out-and-out hideous, The disconnect comes from portraying her as some kind of goddess. She’s prettier than Sarah Brown, PM Gordon’s wife (who I’m sure is a perfectly pleasant woman to whom I bear no ill-will and who has suffered through the loss of a child, no matter how much I despise her husband.) The wife of the Swedish PM, for example, Filippa Reinfeldt is much prettier. Then there’s Carla Bruni…


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 20, 2009, 4:41 am

Whereas, Cherie Blair is a cow of such stupendous hideousness — inside and out — that she defies caricature.


Comment from iamfelix
Time: September 20, 2009, 5:24 am

Hose clamp (snickers) – Having wrestled with many of those in my previously employed life, spot on.

I think she’s actually attractive, and would look quite pretty if she didn’t insist on dressing as a mashup of the Frito Bandito and Kelly Osbourne at her worst. I remember my darling (and drop-dead stylish) mother counseling short-waisted persons (such as myself) to avoid certain waistline/belt treatments, in order not to look like “a featherbed with a string tied around the middle.” I’m not at all stylish, but I follow *that* rule.


Comment from David Gillies
Time: September 20, 2009, 5:25 am

Please don’t let Cherie’s defiance of caricature stop you from making the attempt, Weasel, we beg you.

Oh, and ‘hose clamp’ – it’s called a Jubilee Clip by the cognoscenti.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 20, 2009, 5:38 am

Jubilee clip. I think I knew that. And, might I add, what an extraordinarily gay thing to call a hose clamp.


Comment from BrunoBraun
Time: September 20, 2009, 9:44 am

Hose clamp is a propos.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 20, 2009, 12:04 pm

Because you’ve waited too long for this: the Scooby Doo theme, in Russian.


Comment from Enas Yorl
Time: September 20, 2009, 2:53 pm

I liked the original Scooby Doo theme better. Here it is in Polish. And let us never speak of the abomination that is Scrappy Doo.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 20, 2009, 4:15 pm

By all means, leave us not mention the Scrappy.


Comment from XBradTC
Time: September 20, 2009, 4:32 pm

My graphics policy is: help yourself. I’m just grateful for the attention.

Heh. She’s not a graphic whore. She’s a graphic slut!

And regarding Michelle, how hard is it to wear a simple black or navy blue wool dress or suit? I’m strictly hetero and I know that much about fashion.


Comment from Mike C.
Time: September 20, 2009, 6:50 pm

Somewhere up in heaven, Bess Truman and Mamie Eisenhower are saying “Thank God ! We’re finally out of the cellar !”


Comment from Mike C.
Time: September 20, 2009, 6:52 pm

Okay, that was a joke. But you know what ? If she had the plumber remove the hose clamp, that outfit would still look like crap.


Comment from lauraw
Time: September 20, 2009, 6:54 pm

To me it looks like her torso actually unscrews from the rest of her. Like a really fancy cap on a perfume bottle.


Comment from bad cat robot
Time: September 20, 2009, 8:08 pm

But wait, there’s more! Everyone knows a (postumous) Medal of Honor ceremony requires a festive party dress. Featuring lots of blood red in garish swashes. Gaaaah.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 20, 2009, 8:15 pm

Ow, BCR. That looks like a screen capture from a slasher flick!


Comment from iamfelix
Time: September 20, 2009, 10:40 pm

I liked Treacher’s comment at HotAir on the Medal of Honor dress — “She looks like Eddie VanHalen’s guitar.”


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 21, 2009, 8:31 am

Some amusing leenks. Goths in Hot Weather. Also, Awkward Family Photos. And STFU Marrieds. Also the somewhat NSFW Awkward Boners.


Comment from Beretta
Time: September 21, 2009, 9:06 am

Good grief, that woman is hideous.
Can you imagine waking up next to that every morning?
The fact that Obama would marry someone like that shows a serious lack of jusgement.
And those legs! I haven’t seen such ugly legs since
the last time Hillary wore a dress.
At least Hillary’s handlers got her into pantsuits pretty quickly.


Comment from Mrs. Compton
Time: September 21, 2009, 9:28 am

Thank you Weasel, for not having that in color.

And did anyone notice on the guitar dress picture, that bo is wearing a matching tie. How sweet is that?


Comment from weirdsister
Time: September 22, 2009, 8:01 pm

Yeah, the belt is damned ugly, but what is going on with her collar? She oughta change her name to Mulva.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 22, 2009, 8:13 pm

Ohhhhhh, weirdsister.

Ohhhhhhhhh.

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