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Hmmm. I don’t know. My best so far is:

Only YOU can prevent Muslim crotch fires!


Comment from BuckNutty
Time: December 28, 2009, 5:59 pm

You should put Napolitano’s face on the flight attendant…

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 28, 2009, 6:06 pm

Heh. Sadly, the stew is from a teeny, tiny picture. Finding the right raw material is harder than it looks 🙂

Oh, yeah. And I have to schedule a flight home to see my dad soon. Heathrow to the States — that’s going to be ALL KINDS of suck.

Comment from EW1(SG)
Time: December 28, 2009, 6:30 pm

Heh. So far, you’re best is better than what I can do.

Maybe later, when I stop chortling. 😉

Comment from Princess Bernie
Time: December 28, 2009, 6:49 pm

Should have skipped the bean burrito special.

Comment from dfbaskwill
Time: December 28, 2009, 7:03 pm

Come join the hottest religion around! Good seats still available.

Comment from Mike C.
Time: December 28, 2009, 7:05 pm

“I’m feeling a bit, um, anxious.”


Comment from Mike C.
Time: December 28, 2009, 7:07 pm

Or, alternatively…

“Great Balls of Fire !”

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: December 28, 2009, 7:16 pm

Ooo, my pants are BLAZING for you, Janet Napolitano!!!

Greetings from the Religion of ULTIMATE self-abuse…

Ah, you didn’t need that for those 72 Virgins anyway…

Sexual Frustration. It’s a KILLER…

But Osama said that Absorbine Jr on my jock would be a PLEASURABLE experience!!!

More later.

Comment from armybrat
Time: December 28, 2009, 7:20 pm

Fly with Delta! We’re the fun airline!
legal disclaimer: weinie roasts optional

BTW- I’m about to feel your pain….hubby and I are flying Logan to Athens next week via London. This could really suck.

Comment from Enas Yorl
Time: December 28, 2009, 7:23 pm

Ok, that’s put me right off hot dogs for a while.

Comment from armybrat
Time: December 28, 2009, 7:30 pm

Enas, it’s a good thing. Oh and LOVED your Santa hat. I can sew anything, but that yarn stuff just scares me.

Comment from Child of Chernobyl
Time: December 28, 2009, 7:50 pm

FROM: NANNY Secretary Janet Napolitano.
All airline passengers are now required to wear their intimate apparel on the OUTSIDE of their cloths before boarding the plane. We don’t want no more “man caused disasters”

Comment from Allen
Time: December 28, 2009, 7:53 pm

“I tried to blow up this plane but all I got were these stupid flaming undies.”

“Hello from Nigeria, my uncle has left me 300 sets of flaming underwear, if you send me your bank information I will give you half.”

“Fry the Friendly Skies.”

“Come fry with me.”

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: December 28, 2009, 7:57 pm

OK Stoatie. You have a winner with the ‘Death from Above Kitteh”. Just ordered a mug……

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: December 28, 2009, 8:00 pm

“Would you like a splash of soda on that, Sir?”

Comment from Ed Flinn
Time: December 28, 2009, 8:02 pm

Needs a Wilhelm scream sound effect!

Comment from mitch
Time: December 28, 2009, 8:05 pm

Inshalla my ass, get the fire extinguiser!

Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: December 28, 2009, 8:06 pm

I cannot think of anything funny!

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: December 28, 2009, 8:12 pm

OHHHH, I’m just a gigilo, and everywhere I go
My pants just keep on blazin’

Blowin’ up at every chance, sellin’ each romance
with all the goats I’m layin’

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: December 28, 2009, 8:18 pm

[Allstate commercial]

Flaming Jihadi Crotch Rash. It can REALLY put a dampner on your Christmas Holidays.

But with Allstate’s good hands service, you can be assured that we will do everything in our power to help you recover quickly from these little annoyances.

Profesional Service, Non-Threatening Black Spokesman.*
That’s Allstate’s stand! [/Allstate Commercial]

*(Hey, Family Guy said it first!!!)

Comment from bonz
Time: December 28, 2009, 8:31 pm

“Looks like I picked the wrong place to start lighting farts”

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: December 28, 2009, 8:47 pm

Flaming shots and Turbulance. NOT a good mix!

Comment from Mom of girls
Time: December 28, 2009, 8:52 pm

“Come on baby light my fire”

Comment from EZnSF
Time: December 28, 2009, 9:19 pm

“Islamists. We know how to get our rocks off.”

Comment from gnus
Time: December 28, 2009, 9:29 pm

Hunk of burnin’ love?

Comment from hemmersheim from GCP
Time: December 28, 2009, 9:33 pm

“Nothing better’n a Hot Nut Fundae”

Cep maybe the Indy 500!!

Comment from iamfelix
Time: December 28, 2009, 10:17 pm

All I can think of is Madeline Kahn:

Here I stand, the goddess of Desire;
Set men on fire –
I have this power.
Morning noon and night it’s drink and dancing,
Some quick romancing –
And then a shower.

Pretty much my favorite movie scene evah.

Comment from Grouchy Al
Time: December 28, 2009, 10:36 pm

“You know what really burns my ass?”

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: December 28, 2009, 10:44 pm

And from LordFlashHeart:

Muslims – Blowing up unexpectedly in Pubic Places Since 1925

Comment from Michael
Time: December 29, 2009, 12:19 am

“What the heck, I wasn’t really using that cock anyway.”

Comment from FASTAC 6
Time: December 29, 2009, 1:07 am

“Smoke ’em if you got ’em.”

Comment from FASTAC 6
Time: December 29, 2009, 1:08 am

“They told me this would kill the crabs.”

Comment from FASTAC 6
Time: December 29, 2009, 1:10 am

“Monica, the cigar thing was a metaphor!”

Comment from FASTAC 6
Time: December 29, 2009, 1:13 am

I’m just a hunka hunka burning love…

ah, nuts. gnus beat me to that one.

Comment from FASTAC 6
Time: December 29, 2009, 1:17 am

Last time I use those lithium batteries.

Comment from FASTAC 6
Time: December 29, 2009, 1:20 am

This is the face of dangerous incompetence.
You can help prevent this.
Shoot a tango today.
Visit: http://www.goarmy.com/

Comment from Mike C.
Time: December 29, 2009, 5:47 am

“All I want for Christmas in a new left nut,
a new left nut,
yes, a new left nut…”

Comment from Pupster
Time: December 29, 2009, 9:35 am

“Sir, this is a non-smoking flight.”

Comment from David Gillies
Time: December 29, 2009, 10:38 am

I swear if one of these filth tries anything on a flight I’m on and doesn’t immediately blow us out of the sky, I’m going to do my level best to kick him somewhere that will cause his death before we can land, like the windpipe.

Comment from EW1(SG)
Time: December 29, 2009, 11:28 am

I work here is done.

Comment from Anonymous
Time: December 29, 2009, 12:04 pm

Oooh! Ouch!! WOW! That hurts!!!

Comment from Pablo
Time: December 29, 2009, 12:31 pm

That’s hot. *

Comment from Deborah
Time: December 29, 2009, 12:32 pm

“Virgins still waiting.”

Comment from steve
Time: December 29, 2009, 12:44 pm

Damn you!

For whatever reason I now have “Hunka, hunka burnin’ love” stuck in my head!

On a slightly different note…

If the bomb squad found a bomb, like a suitcase filled with dynamite, or something….wouldn’t they just haul it off to their special ordinance range and blow it up, to dispose of it?

Why don’t they just do that with these guys who wire themselves up as human bombs?

Haul them out to the ordinance range and blow them up….

If they survive…of course we can see that their remnants receive a fair trial aqnd everything…

Aftrer all…we are not savages

Comment from Bud Hazzard
Time: December 29, 2009, 4:29 pm

If you wanted roasted nuts, all you had to do is ask. (balloon connecting to hostess.)

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Comment from Trpster
Time: December 29, 2009, 5:30 pm

He just did not understand, it’s CHESTNUTS roasting on an open fire.

Comment from Sue
Time: December 29, 2009, 5:35 pm

I knew I should have used Preparation H.

Comment from Charles
Time: December 29, 2009, 5:47 pm

Next time I’ll use the Barney Bomb that you insert rectally and lights from body heat…

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: December 29, 2009, 6:19 pm

If you think our UNDERWEAR is bad, wait until you see our SUPPOSITORIES!!!

Comment from mommer
Time: December 29, 2009, 6:48 pm

Hmmmm, I always thought “got the fire down below” meant something different.

Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: December 29, 2009, 7:16 pm

I dated a firecrotch but she was a lot cuter.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: December 29, 2009, 7:30 pm

Lookin’ for some hot stuff baby this evenin’
I need some hot stuff baby tonight
I want some hot stuff baby this evenin’
gotta have some hot stuff
gotta have some lovin’ tonight
I need hot stuff
I want some hot stuff
I need hot stuff

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: December 29, 2009, 7:32 pm

Felix – Ditto. When I grew up, Madaline Khan was the very definition of a funny and attractive Burlesque type performer. She was FREAKIN’ AWESOME!!!!

Comment from Greg
Time: December 29, 2009, 8:22 pm

Tiger’s Wife’s Sweet Revenge

Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: December 29, 2009, 10:20 pm

Okay, from my sister:

Is that a bomb in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Sir, this is a non smoking crotch flight.

That’s the last article on Tiger Woods I’m gonna read!

May I check your ‘package’ for you sir?

Now all dogs are bomb sniffing dogs – who knew!

This doesn’t happen with boxers – they let you breathe

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: December 29, 2009, 11:14 pm


Comment from BillT (aka “The .0004572% Of Traffic That’s From Iraq)
Time: December 30, 2009, 8:02 am

“Attacking the true root of Muslim terrorism…”

Comment from Fa Cube Itches
Time: December 30, 2009, 7:25 pm

Allah, almighty, ah feel mah tempachur risin’
Or, to channel Eddie Murphy: No, I’m sayin’ fire shoot outta my dick
Live, on tour: Al Kida & The Burning Sensations

Comment from Fa Cube Itches
Time: December 30, 2009, 7:47 pm

World’s worst Lindsay Lohan (firemuff)/Paris Hilton (burning) impersonator?

Comment from Grouchy Al from GCP
Time: December 31, 2009, 12:32 pm

“Oh Stewardess…..I’d like some more nuts, please.”

Comment from keepandbear
Time: January 5, 2010, 2:54 pm

Muslim terrorism will now be moving From Homeland Security into the EPA’s jurisdicktion

Comment from yonason
Time: January 6, 2010, 5:26 pm


Comment from Dave
Time: January 7, 2010, 10:37 am

“BOOM, try tough actin’ Tinactin!”
From the Bob and Tom archives:

“Paging Richard Smoker,
paging Richard Smoker.
His name is Richard, but they call him Big Dick;
I’m looking for a Big Dick Smoker!”


“Hey baby, take a look at my ‘weapon of mass destruction’!”

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