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Google Images search — Of The Damned

AIIIII! Totally not making this up. I didn’t have anything much to say today, so I figured I’d trawl around Google images and maybe do something cruel and unusual to Nancy Pelosi’s face.

Yep. Top three Nancy Pelosi image searches are “breasts” “young” and “hot.” I just lost the will to live.

Anyhoo, I discovered something interesting today, which you will find probably find totally boring. Humor me. After looking at bank transfers and bureaux d’exchange and other methods of moving my moneys from my US checking account to my UK checking account, I have discovered the fastest and easiest and cheapest method: put my American debit card in an ATM machine, pull out £200, walk in and deposit it in my UK bank. My US bank charges me $1 to do this, and I got within $.01 of today’s posted exchange rate.

Yep. That’s it. What were you expecting, Grammy Pelosi’s hot young breasts?!


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Time: March 10, 2010, 11:48 pm

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Comment from Allen
Time: March 10, 2010, 11:54 pm

Does this mean you get a picture post card of a young, hot Pelosi with every ATM withdrawl?

At least there is some consolation, you didn’t get one of Gordon Brown in drag.

Comment from Matt
Time: March 11, 2010, 12:04 am

Arrrgghhhh, Great now I have to have my imagination removed.

Comment from Roman Wolf
Time: March 11, 2010, 1:18 am

Ugh, Thanks Weasel…just what I need while eating, an image of Nancy Pelosi’s anything…let alone breasts. Off to puke.

Comment from EW1(SG)
Time: March 11, 2010, 1:26 am

Nope, those words just do not go together, and you cannot make them.

Therefore, unlike Matt, I will not have to have my imagination removed~because I cannot go there to break anything.

On the other hand, I have had lots of fun over the years sticking my card in ATM looking machines in foreign places to see what would come out.

Stuck it in one inside what I took to be a bank in a small fishing village in Korea. Apparently it was the local fish trading house, and I bought the next six months squid catch from three different vessels.

But the receipt was pretty cool.

Comment from jwpaine
Time: March 11, 2010, 1:28 am

Only thing hot about Pelosi is the chimp brain she stole to replace the one she wasn’t using.

Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: March 11, 2010, 1:30 am

So, EW…what did you do with six months of squid?

/jes’ askin’

Stoaty, I’m impressed you still have money in your US bank account!

Comment from EW1(SG)
Time: March 11, 2010, 3:26 am

Apparently they were “future” squid, like buying porkbellies or something.

And my sailor’s pay didn’t seem to be enough to cover the option.

Comment from bad cat robot
Time: March 11, 2010, 3:47 am

EW1(SG), does this mean you have enraged Korean squid fishermen hunting you to the ends of the earth? With the by now extremely ripe squid you bought?

Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: March 11, 2010, 4:55 am

Hell hath no fury like a Korean squid fisherman who’s been stiffed on an order.

Comment from scubafreak
Time: March 11, 2010, 5:16 am

If ya think that’s bad, try sending them after Humbolts off Baja…

Comment from Clarice
Time: March 11, 2010, 7:00 am

Google is the Best ! )

Comment from iamfelix
Time: March 11, 2010, 7:13 am

Not only Googling Nancy’s knockers, but her limbs as well. At least no one was seeking her ….

No, I can’t even type that in jest. As a Neo-Victorian, that would just be wrong of me.

Comment from scubafreak
Time: March 11, 2010, 8:04 am

LOL…. Even Fox’s Red Eye is on to the annoying orange…..


Comment from Deborah
Time: March 11, 2010, 12:59 pm

Maybe you could do something with Pelosi’s big pointy finger … or that clenched fist she’s been shaking at us. Rather significant body language, huh.

Going to spend your former American bucks on anything special?

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Time: March 11, 2010, 2:36 pm

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Comment from Blast Hardcheese
Time: March 11, 2010, 3:40 pm

Hey Weasel, if’n you’re not getting any inspiration from Pelosi, how about your other favorite chew toy? I’m speaking, of course, of Patches Kennedy. He gave a…unique rant in the House the other day. Ace had the best headline on it:

‘Patrick Kennedy Vows to “Destroy” Stone Cold Steve Austin & The Undertaker in Wrestlemania 47’

I swear, it sounds like Patches is trying to channel ‘ol Teddy there. Complete with the boozy finger-pointing and incoherent yelling.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: March 11, 2010, 8:22 pm

I dunno, every time I see her, I think I’m looking at a stroke victim on House MD….

Comment from rustbucket
Time: March 11, 2010, 11:28 pm

Thanks, Ms Weasel…my pimento cheese just curdled…

Comment from David Gillies
Time: March 12, 2010, 7:08 am

If I’m going to the UK and I need some walkin’ around money while I’m there, I find the best way is to do a SWIFT transfer to my parents’ account. To wire, say, $2000 costs me $15 and it goes through at spot. For really big transactions (six figures or more) SWIFT is the only game in town. You can send $200,000 and pay $45.

I am firmly ensconced back in Costa Rica now and I am warm for the first time in a fortnight. I thought I was going to die of hypothermia this morning waiting for the shuttle bus to Heathrow at 6am.

Oh, and get this: Miami International charges for WiFi. And you can only pay by credit card. A US credit card. Someone needs to explain the whole ‘international’ thing to them (and when a pint of Sam Adams costs $8.66, you can afford to give people free Internet. My local pub here does and they don’t charge anything like that for a beer.) Grr.

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