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Say goodbye to the ass end of a bad week

siamese twins


Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: November 3, 2007, 11:39 am

Yep. This week generally sucked a bit. Good bye and good riddance.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 3, 2007, 12:33 pm

Chang and Eng, incidentally, took the good old American name Bunker, became naturalized citizens, married sisters, settled in North Carolina and fathered twenty something children between them. Their descendants still live around White Plains.

Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: November 3, 2007, 2:39 pm

Kinky bastards.

Comment from nbpundit
Time: November 3, 2007, 2:44 pm

Sad because you were so glad in
the south of England.
How much of you was left behind?

And have you been missing a relative?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 3, 2007, 3:42 pm

Awww, not to worry, NB. I’ll be back for Christmas. And, after that…sometime shortly after that, I hope…for good. I’ve just got a few months of suck before that happens.

I’m pretty psyched today, though. Tropical storm…umm…whatever-the-hell is washing over RI today. It’s not much: wind and rain. But a nice, violent chunk of weather makes bacon and eggs and coffee seem so special.

Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: November 3, 2007, 9:32 pm

Did any of Chang etc’s offspring or descendants come out “strange”?

I like the first really, really cold weekend of winter. That’s when I make a big pot of either beef- or chicken-veggie soup and live on it for about 2 days.

Comment from mesablue
Time: November 4, 2007, 4:19 pm

This week?

I got “severed.”

They have to pay me until July, though.

Maybe now I can get my butt out of Detroit.

Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: November 4, 2007, 4:54 pm

Well, that beats my shitty week, that’s for sure.

My sympathies, Mesa. But, any reason is a good reason to leave Detroit, IMHO. Best wishes.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 4, 2007, 5:35 pm

Ow, mesa. Was it unexpected?

I was seriously hoping to get my butt severed; I’m leaving anyway, and the severance would be sweet. But the unexpected axe is the worst kind.

Comment from mesablue
Time: November 4, 2007, 5:56 pm

Completely unexpected especially since they promised that we would be untouched at our Q4 meeting. They sliced and diced like a F’n hammer — even my boss got it. “Customer centric reorganization” is what they are calling it. Yup, fifty five positions nationwide replaced by five in Minnesota — that’s gonna be great for our customers.

Oh well, it’s been a good run (15 years) and if they want to pay me while I work for someone else — it doesn’t completely suck.

The funny thing is, I can collect unemployment until I find a new job, so starting Jan. 1 I can sit at home and get a $1500.00 a month raise.

I’m thinking a month on a beach somewhere is not a bad idea.

Comment from mesablue
Time: November 4, 2007, 5:59 pm

Oh, and I’ve holding a “where should I move contest” at The Hostages. Some good suggestions so far. Except for Rosetta, she’s an idiot.


Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: November 4, 2007, 6:22 pm

Mesa – I’ll second (or “nth”) the suggestions for Dallas/Ft Worth. Your boat will fit quite nicely in any one of several lakes in the area. Bimbos are plentiful (I lived there 20 years single and was never lacking), and its a CLEAN, modern, wealthy city.

And plenty of IT work there.

The down side of D is the insane preoccupation with sports and religion. Neither one interferes, but they can get obnoxious unless you are a sports nut or a devout born-again’er.

I’m neither, so I had to learn to ward them off.

Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: November 4, 2007, 6:27 pm

Oh, yeah. I forgot. Gooooood gun laws and victims rights. Very understanding police, serious criminal justice system. No state income tax.

Comment from Dawn
Time: November 4, 2007, 11:25 pm

Mesa, I will also nth Dallas. It is a great place to live.
Bimbos….McGoo, BEHAVE!
Public Health Conventions bite by the way! Bunch of lefties. Today I got called disgusting and dangerous by some punk kid with gauged ears. I got called a few other names, too. I have never been to such a hostile convention. Even the NEA wasn’t this bad!
I have three more days of this torture.

Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: November 5, 2007, 3:33 am

My condolences. Here’s to new beginnings though eh? I’m sure it’ll turn out beneficial.
Dallas is the city on the opening credits of…Dallas, right? Yeah, looks nice. I vote for it.
Failing that you could find yourself (what I assume is) a relatively wealthy boyfriend/husband/badger and move to an old coastal property with undersized doors and no intertubes access on the English south coast. Sounds crazy I know, but apparently not quite in the realm of impossibility.

Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: November 5, 2007, 4:59 pm

I was just sifting through the spam recepticle my hotmail account and I came across this charming bit of spam with the subject line: ‘Redhead plays with dildo and faacks her paussy metal‏.’ I was intruiged (and confused) so I opened it only to read: ‘Arizona beauties tested for their saaucking skills and for pussy stretching abilities observation hope
Pretty Sally get Fuaacked by these guys
Intimate place with lots of youung secs divas ready to talk dirty and outspokenly and plant
Think ahead, believe me baby amount grass control
In twenty years or more, condition walk trade
Most ideas turn to dust idea curve waste observation’

I figure there’s the answer to the question, ‘Why are we here?’ in there somewhere.

Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: November 5, 2007, 5:00 pm

recepticle=receptacle in British English. Honest.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 5, 2007, 6:29 pm

See, you have to read all the way to the end for the payoff: Most ideas turn to dust idea curve waste observation.

A truer sentence was never written.

Comment from porknbean
Time: November 5, 2007, 11:53 pm

A truer sentence was never written but for the viruses that secs with divas with saaucking skills can spred through ther spam.
Hope your security fence is working.

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