You’d have to have a heart of stone not to laugh…
I know, I know…going to hell. I’ll leave the light on for you.
Actually, it sounds like Jimi Heselden was a damn decent guy who gave millions to military charities.
Drove his Segway off’n a cliff into the crick.
Okay, I’m still sore about the way they introduced this thing in 2001. Remember? For days (weeks?) leading up to the announcement, there was all this bullshit marketing blag about how the new whatever-it-is was going to change human civilization FOR-EV-ER.
Then they rolled out this expensive goofy-ass two-wheelie mong-scooter.
I admit it — I experienced a little rage bubble. You know, that brief, sudden snap that makes you hoot like a monkey and fling out-of-date food items at the teevee.