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Wee wilting Weiner

O #Weinergate, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways!

Andrew Breitbart says he was contacted (a week before Anthony Weiner’s gray crotchshot hit the innertubes) by a woman who claimed to have traded rude snapshots with the wee Congressman. That’s why rumors of scandal pre-dated the scandal (leading many to suspect a set-up). Looks like he intends to dribble the pics out slooooowly at BigJournalism and BigGovernment.

The ones that aren’t too rude to print, he says. For all we know, the super nasty ones are of the lady, but I’m happy to let that stench waft around indiscriminately.

If you can spare the time, nine minutes and nine seconds of Weiner being a screaming, sarcastic dick in his capacity as progressive hero. Sure, it’s painful to watch, but when it’s over, you’ll find yourself enjoying the droop of Weiner as much as I do.

Will I ever tire of Weiner jokes? Ask the blue tits on my fat balls. Ask Aunty’s Spotted Dick. The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.

No, wait…that’s fart jokes.


Comment from steve
Time: June 6, 2011, 3:17 pm

THis whole incident keeps putting me in mind of George Costanza flapping around, shouting about “shrinkage”.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 6, 2011, 6:23 pm

Wow, duh. Thanks to Doc Zero for the suggestion: a t-shirt with Rep Weiner’s “me” sign.

What else should I do? Fridge magnets? Buttons?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 6, 2011, 6:37 pm

Heh. Ace likened it to the Seinfield “He. Took. It. Out.” episode.

Comment from Rep. Oy-Veyner (D-At Large)
Time: June 6, 2011, 7:42 pm

The nation cannot afford 4 more years of George W. Bush.
It is a personal matter and I will just leave it at that, as it is possible that my electric toothbrush will stab me.
And it is clear that all these undertones are very anti-semenitic.

Comment from Rep. Oy-Veyner (D-At Large)
Time: June 6, 2011, 7:54 pm

Also, these new pictures surfacing, that’s definitely not me, it’s Adrien Brody and Bear Grylls just doing some meshugene shmontzes. Let’s focus on some solar shingles and fast choo-choos.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 6, 2011, 9:26 pm

Oy. That press conference was painful to watch. I can’t even deal with the embarrassment factor of an I Love Lucy episode.

But he didn’t resign. And those tears would’ve been more effective if he hadn’t been such a flippant wiseass all week.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: June 6, 2011, 10:57 pm

Yes, Anthony “The Purple Package” Wiener came out and embarrased himself again in front of the press, even to the point that he was begging Andrew Breitbart to forgive him for his smear campaign last week.

Of course, Pelosi probably forbade him to resign, as she doesn’t want to loose another seat in Clowngress (or she’s one of his twitter fans”, so his next election is likely to be packed with even more double-entendre than the scandal….

Comment from EZnSF
Time: June 6, 2011, 11:09 pm

HA HA HA HA! LOL! I am one happy camper!
The snivaling little….

The whole left wing and their media sycophants just got dick slapped by a teabagger.

Hasta la vista you sorry excuse of a skidmark.


Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: June 6, 2011, 11:16 pm

It has to be said that we have some Grade A shitbags in politics, here in the UK. I’m not prepared to give ‘you lot’ one inch in the game of ‘who has the worst politicians?’

But not even the worst of ours wouldn’t have resigned immediately in the face of this.

For sheer brass neck, this snivelling little creep deserves a prize.

I hope he receives it. I really do.

Comment from Uncle Monkey
Time: June 6, 2011, 11:19 pm

Um, the arrow is pointing the wrong way on the “me” t-shirt.

If you turn it over it says “ew”.

Comment from EZnSF
Time: June 7, 2011, 12:20 am

Vote Democrat! We need more Wieners in Congress!

Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: June 7, 2011, 2:36 am

I just watched Breitbart’s little pre-presser before Weener’s official one, and it was sweeeeeet. Love me some Breitbart. 🙂

Comment from Mark Matis
Time: June 7, 2011, 3:40 am

For UB:
Look, UB, this one isn’t even a pimple on the REAL shitbags’ asses. Does murderer Teddy Kennedy ring a bell? Or how about the Preferred Species known as Charles Rangel and Maxine Waters? I won’t even mention Richard Daley, Michael Bloomberg, or Rahm Emanuel. Weiner is a piker compared to the REAL shitbags in US politics.

Comment from Oceania
Time: June 7, 2011, 8:13 am

I don’t know what you Yanks are getting all up tight about …

Here we film our politicians, namely Dr Lockwood Smith, getting a blowie from a 15 year old male prositute in side street ..

Comment from steve
Time: June 7, 2011, 12:31 pm

So….Congress Member Wienie has decided that no matter how hard all of this might be for everyone, he intends to continue to stick it out in Congress.

Comment from Zippit T Doodah
Time: June 7, 2011, 1:44 pm

“Dick Tweeter”. “Cocktail Weiner”. They just write themselves, don’t they?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 7, 2011, 3:29 pm

Whoa, Ric Locke got some Instapundit tweetage.

Comment from Oceania
Time: June 9, 2011, 9:31 am

We need Atossa here to set you malcontents straight.

Let me see …

” The Evil Edomite Sodomite Jew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vladimir Putin is Gods Annointed Autocratic Czar!!!!!!!!!
Flithy Jew Perverts!!!!!! ”

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