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This is a photo from last year, it came to my attention via this tweet (who is that guy? Why do I follow him? God lumme, I don’t know).

The text helpfully explains that Obama was taping a statement about the retirement of Supreme Court Justice Paul Stevens, who wears a similar bowtie.

I bet the caption writer was thinking don’t think Farrakhan, don’t think Farrakhan.

Comments


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 4, 2012, 10:26 pm

Or Tucker Carlson.

When I first read the caption, I didn’t get the significance of comparing the bowtie to one Justice Stevens wore. I thought the writer was just helpfully explaining to us what a bowtie was.


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: April 4, 2012, 10:39 pm

King Potentate Malik Obazz Shamwow, Esquire. Defrocked Lawyerist and Race baiting Court Denouncer for Da Peepuz.

Every good pseudo Mooslim needs them a good Browtie.


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: April 4, 2012, 10:42 pm

El Preznitdente para viva, B to the Rakh Ogabe Shamwow, renowned legal Scholar and Veep attested “clean” Crypto Mooslim Tyrant.

Does this angle make me look like Brawther Malcolm?”


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: April 4, 2012, 10:50 pm

Descendant of the Pharaohs, B-Rakh Ogabe Malik-nant Shamwow assures his humble subjects an act is before Congress which will allow him to be re-elected by virtue of saying “So Let It be Mumbled, so Let it be done. ”

Pseudo Pharaoh Ogabe says” Did I read that right? This teleprompter is written in White Egyptian English.”

His Wonderfulness also opines: “If I had a royal heir, he would look like Malcolm or the dishonorable Hes-lyin Mohammad. Whichever.”


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: April 4, 2012, 10:52 pm

Am I the lone slanderer tonight?


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 4, 2012, 10:54 pm

Looks like you’re holding down the fort.


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: April 4, 2012, 11:03 pm

Don’t you oppressing the ethnically disadvantaged minority security apparatus?

Cause if I am, swell…I iz a oppressor.

*Sniffle*
I’m so proud.


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: April 4, 2012, 11:15 pm

and the crowd goes…silent, hmmm, is there a secret no sandman version of this blog where Barky Ogabe actually is competent and my slander is unwanted?

*HHHHMMMMM*


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: April 4, 2012, 11:40 pm

*shrug*


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 4, 2012, 11:52 pm

Hm. Not a lot of traffic tonight. Yer talking to yerself, Sandy.


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: April 4, 2012, 11:54 pm

Where’s the hoodie with that bowtie?


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: April 5, 2012, 12:07 am

yeah, but I got some good Nation of I-Slam rhetoric in din’t I
?
Yeah, I done di, mmm hmmm.

*nodding*


Comment from beasn
Time: April 5, 2012, 1:14 am

Keep going sandman, I’m thoroughly enjoying it. You’re doing it much better than I can. When I think of Barky, my tourette’s goes into overdrive.


Comment from PatAZ
Time: April 5, 2012, 1:53 am

I did think of Farrakhan as soon as I saw the picture. And how appropriate because along with Wright, they are three of a kind.

I also am not good at snark, so am enjoying Sandman’s. Keep up the good work.


Comment from Anonymous
Time: April 5, 2012, 3:34 am

I thought ‘toilet attendant in a swish DC gentleman’s club’.

I denounce myself.


Comment from Pavel
Time: April 5, 2012, 3:58 am

This string totally belongs in the sandman classics. Thanks for the good laughs! (You too, stoaty, as always.)


Comment from louie fartacoon
Time: April 5, 2012, 4:18 am

Gray tight suit and pants too short
White socks and white patent leather shoes
Sharp narrow ruby red bowtie

Bike with tassels
Not really into fimmels
Likes toking on a fat spliff and skin trombone

Peewee hussein, international statesman of intrigue

If sandy goes into his foamy verbal thrombosis, time to set the dial for fark or 4chan.


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: April 5, 2012, 4:32 am

I need one there his eyes flash white for a moment, and see how many people pick up the reference……


Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: April 5, 2012, 4:53 am

Didn’t think “Farrakhan”…

Thought: “Farrakhan’s somewhat-younger-altogether-sneakier-though-clearly-not-nearly-as-smart younger brother”…

“If I had a son, he’d look just like a much, much younger an’ purtier Louis Farrakhan – or NOLIMITNIGGA – or mebbe both…whatever…”


Comment from UrEvilTwin
Time: April 5, 2012, 5:18 am

I don’t get it. He bows to foreign potentates, but not to formal wear. Stoaty, is that the joke?


Comment from Oceania
Time: April 5, 2012, 11:38 am

http://www.Fognews.ru


Comment from Wolfus Aurelius
Time: April 5, 2012, 2:24 pm

The bowtie didn’t make me think “Farrakhan” or his ilk; at first I thought BHO was wearing a tuxedo. When I looked again, I saw the stripes on the tie, and for some reason Jimmy Olsen of the Superman comics popped into my head.

That’s unfair, of course. Jimmy in the comics was a good cub reporter, often a clever detective in his own right, and as brave as you could ask for. None of which describes His Awfulness; so scratch that comparison.


Comment from EastAsia
Time: April 5, 2012, 5:33 pm

http://squee.icanhascheezburger.com/2012/04/05/cute-animals-operatic-stoat/

Can never have too many pics of screaming stoats…


Comment from Redd
Time: April 5, 2012, 6:47 pm

The caption should be: Bean Pies!


Comment from Noelegy
Time: April 5, 2012, 8:01 pm

Huh, bowties always make me think of Troy Dungan, the Dallas (TX) area longtime weatherman and TV icon.


Comment from sandman says : I friggin miss Earl already…
Time: April 5, 2012, 8:08 pm

I would ove to hear this posturing fraud admit he is fonder of Islam than Christianity, even the “Rev.” Wright version. Bet he has a photo of Louis Parraquat in the West Wing somewhere.

Personally, if I were Sparky Ogabe, I’d put it over the crapper for inspiration. Prolly where he writes his best speeches, since they all come off like shiite.

How bout FOI for Secret Service? If they let convicted felons carry a gat near Ogabe Shamwow, Jr.


Comment from sandman says : I friggin miss Earl already…
Time: April 5, 2012, 8:28 pm

Or he could get the timeslot that Qweef lost on Current TV, if it’s still around. A pefect platform for no one to hear his slanted, provocateurish rantings. Reason for that ugly bowtie.


Comment from sandman says : I friggin miss Earl already…
Time: April 5, 2012, 9:39 pm

What to wear when mocking the Supreme Court? Bowtie, regular tie, smug look?

*smug look*


Comment from Oh Hell
Time: April 5, 2012, 11:56 pm

Sandman carries the day.


Comment from As If I Cared
Time: April 6, 2012, 12:24 pm

Calypso Barky!

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