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Or Tucker Carlson.

When I first read the caption, I didn’t get the significance of comparing the bowtie to one Justice Stevens wore. I thought the writer was just helpfully explaining to us what a bowtie was.

King Potentate Malik Obazz Shamwow, Esquire. Defrocked Lawyerist and Race baiting Court Denouncer for Da Peepuz.

Every good pseudo Mooslim needs them a good Browtie.

El Preznitdente para viva, B to the Rakh Ogabe Shamwow, renowned legal Scholar and Veep attested “clean” Crypto Mooslim Tyrant.

Does this angle make me look like Brawther Malcolm?”

Descendant of the Pharaohs, B-Rakh Ogabe Malik-nant Shamwow assures his humble subjects an act is before Congress which will allow him to be re-elected by virtue of saying “So Let It be Mumbled, so Let it be done. ”

Pseudo Pharaoh Ogabe says” Did I read that right? This teleprompter is written in White Egyptian English.”

His Wonderfulness also opines: “If I had a royal heir, he would look like Malcolm or the dishonorable Hes-lyin Mohammad. Whichever.”

Am I the lone slanderer tonight?

Looks like you’re holding down the fort.

Don’t you oppressing the ethnically disadvantaged minority security apparatus?

Cause if I am, swell…I iz a oppressor.

*Sniffle*
I’m so proud.

and the crowd goes…silent, hmmm, is there a secret no sandman version of this blog where Barky Ogabe actually is competent and my slander is unwanted?

*HHHHMMMMM*

*shrug*

Hm. Not a lot of traffic tonight. Yer talking to yerself, Sandy.

Where’s the hoodie with that bowtie?

yeah, but I got some good Nation of I-Slam rhetoric in din’t I
?
Yeah, I done di, mmm hmmm.

*nodding*

Keep going sandman, I’m thoroughly enjoying it. You’re doing it much better than I can. When I think of Barky, my tourette’s goes into overdrive.

I did think of Farrakhan as soon as I saw the picture. And how appropriate because along with Wright, they are three of a kind.

I also am not good at snark, so am enjoying Sandman’s. Keep up the good work.

I thought ‘toilet attendant in a swish DC gentleman’s club’.

I denounce myself.

This string totally belongs in the sandman classics. Thanks for the good laughs! (You too, stoaty, as always.)

Gray tight suit and pants too short
White socks and white patent leather shoes
Sharp narrow ruby red bowtie

Bike with tassels
Not really into fimmels
Likes toking on a fat spliff and skin trombone

Peewee hussein, international statesman of intrigue

If sandy goes into his foamy verbal thrombosis, time to set the dial for fark or 4chan.

I need one there his eyes flash white for a moment, and see how many people pick up the reference……

Didn’t think “Farrakhan”…

Thought: “Farrakhan’s somewhat-younger-altogether-sneakier-though-clearly-not-nearly-as-smart younger brother”…

“If I had a son, he’d look just like a much, much younger an’ purtier Louis Farrakhan – or NOLIMITNIGGA – or mebbe both…whatever…”

I don’t get it. He bows to foreign potentates, but not to formal wear. Stoaty, is that the joke?

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The bowtie didn’t make me think “Farrakhan” or his ilk; at first I thought BHO was wearing a tuxedo. When I looked again, I saw the stripes on the tie, and for some reason Jimmy Olsen of the Superman comics popped into my head.

That’s unfair, of course. Jimmy in the comics was a good cub reporter, often a clever detective in his own right, and as brave as you could ask for. None of which describes His Awfulness; so scratch that comparison.

http://squee.icanhascheezburger.com/2012/04/05/cute-animals-operatic-stoat/

Can never have too many pics of screaming stoats…

The caption should be: Bean Pies!

Huh, bowties always make me think of Troy Dungan, the Dallas (TX) area longtime weatherman and TV icon.

I would ove to hear this posturing fraud admit he is fonder of Islam than Christianity, even the “Rev.” Wright version. Bet he has a photo of Louis Parraquat in the West Wing somewhere.

Personally, if I were Sparky Ogabe, I’d put it over the crapper for inspiration. Prolly where he writes his best speeches, since they all come off like shiite.

How bout FOI for Secret Service? If they let convicted felons carry a gat near Ogabe Shamwow, Jr.

Or he could get the timeslot that Qweef lost on Current TV, if it’s still around. A pefect platform for no one to hear his slanted, provocateurish rantings. Reason for that ugly bowtie.

What to wear when mocking the Supreme Court? Bowtie, regular tie, smug look?

*smug look*

Sandman carries the day.

Calypso Barky!

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