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Nevermind the goat. What’s that winged demon (great metal band name)doing into that cauldron at the bottom?

The druid up near the top right below the moon shape is probably toking on the herbal supplement pipe.
Early models of bagpipes (like making little octopussies with an octopus) are visible.

Saint Valburga’s feast day is February 23/24. She was cannonized on May Day…supposedly to help She and her two brothers, who had also taken the vows and religious orders, traveled from The British Isles as missionaries to the Francs (Wurttemberg, if memory recalls)serving as assistants to St. Boniface, supposedly their mother’s brother….Uncle Boniface, HEH! — Not even gonna go there!

If you ever have the chance to read Thomas Cahill’s delightful little book: How the Irish Saved Civilization, it will give you a glimpse into the power of the Church in The British Isles, particularly Scotland and Ireland, during and just after the fall of Rome until the Roman Church gained full control with the installation of the Holy Roman Empire.

And it will give you a new appreciation of how and why the Church of England and worldwide Anglican Communion is what it is to this day.

what is that woman doing to that poor goat?

Goat doesn’t seem to mind, Judgey McJudgerson.

Beware! Beware!
His flashing eyes, his floating hair!
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread,
For he on honeydew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise.

Of course, Obama gets it wrong–everyone knows it’s “Vorwärts!”

Kee-ryst! There’s a couple of squaws in my family woodpile (as well as a few Indian fighters, but that’s another story), too. However, I don’t run around telling everyone about it so that I can be a minority. It’s just a fact of history.

Okay, hot off the presses, free art — Obama’s new “Forward” logo. It’s traced from the video so it’s pretty darned close.

white letters on black and black on white.

Other formats (including .psd), sizes and whatever on request.

Let the mockery begin!

mojo, I very much want to send you weasel twinklies for that, but can’t for the life of me remember the html. . .so please take the will for the deed!

Oh, and there was someone in the late 60s, early 70s who remarked that at some point in the past the entire population of America must have consisted of Cherokee Princesses. . .

Those are the original Girl Scouts offering up ritualized sacrifices to the voracious cookie monsters: Yin Minte, Ssamoa, and Dos-EYE-Doe. The more human sacrifices, the more badges of recognition were seared into their sashes of human flesh.

Well that’s how I remember it.

Twinkles. Twinkles. Shit, how do you do that?

Um, eek with a colon on either side? 😮

Okay, that’s down twinkles. Anyone remember how to up twinkle?

I think it’s shock with a colon on either side….
😯

Thank you, Sweas, and especially Grizzly. I’ll make a note.

Mojo: for you:

😯

Goats, Demons, Flying Goats, Defecating Winged Demons – and it even looks like a couple of the demons are scoring on comely lasses – What a party!

Mama told me not to come
That ain’t the way to have fun
No, No

Actually to be more accurate, it should be white on a brown ombre, since Obama is more along the lines of an International House of Foods Suisse Mochacolor than the dark chocolate hotness that is Taye Diggs.

I mean this is a campaign of inclusion,isn’t it?

Hah. Obama is to Presidents as the IHOF instant coffee is to coffee!

I remembered how to do the twinkle thingy…How do you do the little weasel faces?

What was the name of that fake Indian that got fired from teaching at Colorado state? He called the victims of 9/11 little eichmanns.

Janna, the little weasel faces are standard smilies:

🙂 exploded: : – )
🙁 exploded: : – (
😉 exploede: ; – )

Um. I think there is a 4th one, but don’t remember how to construct it. . .

Oops. Apparently “Forward” has already been used in a campaign.

Comment from Anonymous
Time: May 1, 2012, 1:48 am

Fake Indian at CU Boulder was Ward Churchill, who claimed that so long as he was Native American in his heart, he got affirmative action preference, and could not be fired.

As far as gaming on the Obama campaign logo [“Vorwärts”??], this is the best start I have seen:

http://minx.cc/?post=328859

At ACE OF SPADES. “Downward”

The Washington Times has an article about all the Communist publications named “Forward”. I’d put a second link to it in, but I don’t want a trip to the spam filter, cold, frightened, and alone. It does seem that in choosing that, he went instinctively with what he knows.

Subotai Bahadur

Lean forward?

I can’t help but be reminded of the new Democratic Party logo: a big blue D. Oooooooh.

Hard to do those twinkles with a tablet, so what goes into eek and shock? I never use them off this blog.

Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: May 1, 2012, 2:34 am

Lean forward?

Why am I reminded of a classic military acronym: BOHICA?

Subotai Bahadur

Forward? Yeah, right.

Here‘s my version.

😮

😯

Okay. Not so retarded.

🙂

http://beforeitsnews.com/story/818/649/3500_Prions_Seabirds_Found_Dead_west_coast_New_Zealand.html

Radiation

I’m pretty sure radiation is also behind the feet that occasionally wash ashore in British Columbia.

Somehow.

I don’t think I like the sound of “a colon on either side”…

“I knew it! I’m surrounded by assholes!”
— Spaceballs

Subotai,

HAHAHAHA! Dang, haven’t heard that acronym in ages!

Radiation and feet? More fallout tonight in the rain in Brissy.
Surely some of you Lemons posting on here have Geiger counters to log with?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhGAucLjZNw&feature=context-chv

http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/the-chicago-way-forward.jpg

You can take the man out of Africa – but you can’t take Africa out of the man.

“what is that woman doing to that poor goat?”

The term is osculum infame, the Kiss of Shame, and the goat is actually supposed to be Satan.

Thank you, SDN. I think “smooch devil butt” is going to be my new favorite profanity.

They worked out that mysterious foot thing, gebrauchshund — did you read that? Remember, it was always sneakers and other plasticized shoes. They DNA’d them to suicidal jumpers (most off of one particular bridge, IIRC). Body rots, falls to pieces, feet in plasticized shoes come adrift and float around intact.

There are six weasel faces. The other three are lol, mad and razz: 😆 😡 😛

😛

Stoaty,

I visit this blog specifically to avoid the a$$ pr0n, and now here you are highlighting it in a post. Even if it is medieval ass porn, it doesn’t make it art! 😉 :p

What next? Excerpts from Chaucer and the Marquis de Sade?
I mean, umm, I have a few quality ones lined up. If you’re interested.

:LOL:

Thank you. Thank you. You may be seated.

You can ask Michelle. Every time I see an alpha silverback in the room I submit to his potent aura, like they do in Indonesia.
The Japanese Toyota Prius salesman and Burger King were mistakes caused by my THC inebriation and failed policies of some other folks before me.
There is much work to be done to fundamentally transform Tha United Steezy. That’s why I am feasting on raw hyena steak and reproductive parts. I be strong. I be strong, yo.
Facu we-yotches!
Peace. Forward. Keepz it reelz, yo.

I just noticed that my blog URL said had a Tumblr address. That was a 20 minute experiment that ended in harsh words being said by both parties. It’s supposed to be

Rough Men Stand Ready, in the event that anyone had been desperately attempting to read it.

Oceania,
“Surely some of you Lemons posting on here have Geiger counters to log with?”

(cough) Correct English grammar structure still states that sentences do not end with prepositions. But then again….Whut da fook do we care about? We just a buncha iggnurant ‘Yanks and Limeys.

BTW, I lost a portion of the first sentence in my initial post. (it must have been too much St. Walpurgis wine!) One version of the story goes that she was canonized by the Roman Church on May first in an attempt to stop, or at least curtail the traditional pagan blessing of the crops for brewing beer and wine and the dances around the phallic pole, and the other racy rites of Spring fever.

“I once named our 3 new kittens Color, Charm and Spin, just so I could use the line ‘Well, everybody has their little quarks.'”
— R. Feynman

“Dangling participles are something up with which I will not put.”
— W. Churchill

Hey sWeasel,
Haven’t been by for quite a while, guess I got tired of Spotted Dick or something, but saw this and thought of you.

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2012/05/01/quite-possibly-the-funniest-weatherclimate-photo-evah/#comment-973104

sorry, last post took you to my comment.

Here’s the photo:
http://wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/drought_fail.jpg

It is well to judiciously split the occasional infinitive, and a preposition is a fine thing to end a sentence with.

I trade you some of our wind for some of your rain….

It is well to judiciously split the occasional infinitive, and a preposition is a fine thing to end a sentence with.

Sentences are indeed well-ended with prepositions, and infinitives properly split, in the passive universe.

😉

If you ever had an intact billy goat, you’d understand why they represent satanic and/or chaotic-genitive forces.

The way the pee on their beard is the least peculiar habit they have.

Re all those pagans partying out there, Ann Barnhardt writes in her 4/30 post that Jesus will break your leg if he has to. Intresting read!

http://barnhardt.biz/

Oh, yes, Bob. We had an intact billy goat when I were a lass. I always thought he was peeing on his nose. Anyway, to this day, goat dairy products smell JUST enough like that goat to put me off.

I’m still processing the idea of Jesus the Legbreaker.

I’m still processing the idea of Jesus the Legbreaker.

Can anyone actually confirm the good father’s claim about breaking the lamb’s leg? Seems to me the point of carrying the lamb home is that it’s a lot faster than leading it on a string or following and poking; and the meaning of “to hobble” as a transitive verb as I learned it is to tie the legs together. Which would prevent roaming as effectively as a broken leg, and leave you with a grownup sheep that could walk easily. I’m not saying that the broken-leg story is necessarily untrue. . .but it sounds like the sort of thing people latch onto because it makes such a good illustration.

I still love Goat milk and cheese.

My younger brother was born premature by almost a month. He was allergic to both Mum’s milk and cow milk…and formula had yet to come to be available in the Arizona hinterlands.

Lucky for us, neighbors down the road kept goats for meat and milk. Brother John spent his infancy devouring goat milk. I think it might have something to do with his continued, very stubborn streak.

Theologically, Jesus doesn’t actually cause folks to break bones. He allows us to get into predicaments where we can be harmed. Its a matter of the living within the doctrinal belief that we have “Free Will” and can do anything we damn well choose. What is often forgotten, or discounted, is that we also have to deal with the consequences of our choices and actions!

Yes, it actually is your fault if you ski into a full blown white out and shatter both bones in the lower leg because you hit a boulder. Neither God nor Satan MADE you do it! (I know, I did just that…back in the latter part of the dark ages.)

I came to this thread soon after it went up. I had only given the picture a quick scan, ok, way old timey, wood block kinda print of general weirdness. It wasn’t till I read your note re the goat lady that I looked closer. Eesh. Then I caught the wikipedia link and, well, ok, old timey symbology. Strange people they were back then indeed.

Fast forward to today. You know how you see something very strange and different and then you start seeing more of it. Yeah, well eesh x 1,000…
http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/stories/zoo-caretaker-licks-monkeys-butt-to-help-it-defecate.html
(Yes, I did have to share. You people deserve it.)