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He can’t be the only guy in N’Yuck whose wife wears a suicide belt to bed.

Weiner has chicken lips. Weiner makes Don Knotts look like Tom Selleck. Cocktail Weiner. That’s perfect.

I like Andrea Tantaros a lot. She has a radio show:
http://www.trn1.com/tantaros-audio

She is also on the enormously popular FOX News show called The Five. http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/the-five/index.html

I don’t know how well she is doing with her radio show, but the TV show rules in their time slot. I watch it every day.

We can’t be that lucky, can we?

To have a cocky, narcissistic, Democrat party on their heels in 2014? A failed gun-grab, an obvious progressive media bias problem, AND this tool jumping back in the political pool?

People forget that there was at least one minor involved in the scandal. Her parents quickly lawyered her up and had all her tweets removed. I believe the police may have interviewed her but nothing came of it. I suspect she just lied about what he did so she herself didn’t get dragged into it. So, I think people have forgotten how pervy he really is.

Anthony (nee Aprikozenkranz-)
Weiner: ForeverNot Guilty On Account Of Heritage.
Well, he did not exactly >suffer< but those somewhat like him DID!!! all trainloads of them!

He is a statesman of the first league and you ungrateful Yank gits are bloody lucky to have him. He makes Cameron look positively Imperial.

Anthony Weiner 2024!!!
After the Joe Biden – Michelle Obama ticket has had a successful run, and the Rethuglicans fielded Lindsay Graham/Mountaindew Elizondo Camacho candidacy.

Comment from Gromulin
Time: April 12, 2013, 12:10 am

We can’t be that lucky, can we?

To have a cocky, narcissistic, Democrat party on their heels in 2014? A failed gun-grab, an obvious progressive media bias problem, AND this tool jumping back in the political pool?

You’re saying he’s a shoo-in?

Andrea Tantaros?
the lass who Rush calls Andrea Tarantula? There is only so much one can do with the paltry talent one has been given.

Oh I could see him win easy. And from there who knows, he’s young. In 10 years sending pictures of your wang will seem pretty tame, I expect. Hillary probably won’t be able to hack 2 terms and Wiener would be right there.

Ah Weiner…the gift that keeps on giving.

Honestly, I can’t wait for the endless dick jokes. Also, I think his obnoxiousness has to come from the fact that his schoolmates without a doubt mocked him for his name. Now he looks around and sees that he can get his revenge.

Yeah, I love doing bad psycho-analysis of Leftists…

With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, to the British Fusileers!

These merrie chaps would be badly outclassed by Welsh longbowmen, but in these frightening times how can you round up enough Welshmen?

An inquirie for Uncle Badger:
given that Ursus Americanus is not known to inhabit Great Britain in any mercantile quantity, are we to understand that these tall furry taxidermied hats so handy in urban door-to-door freedom-bringing operations are on loaner from the desolate countrieside of North Canuckistan?

Britisher Regiments are going through a rough patch after the demotion and rapid retirement of
http://bit.ly/Ii8RUt

And an accursed shame it was too. One of the better Windsores ever, Billy was.

Better postpone any thought of collecting overdue molasses tax from ‘Murka.
We spent any surplus/borrowed funds on munitionnes.

The man is a dead ringer for Squidward, of Sponge Bob fame. Seriously, if you want to run him off with ridicule, just put up Squidward’s pic along side his every time.

http://nick.mtvnimages.com/nick-assets/shows/images/spongebob-squarepants/characters/character-thumb-squidward.jpg

Amirite?!

Given the repeated proof that there is no moral level too low for Democrats [and their skill at vote fraud]; he will win. Personally, I think that Buraq Hussein is functionally President for Life, to be followed by the Queen and the Crown Princesses. The Second Amendment has been killed by Republican perfidy and the rest are on life support, including the 22nd. So Die Kleiner Schwanzstucke will not reach the White House. But Governor of New York is well within his grasp, and perhaps a Federal appointment after that.

I can see him on the rubber stamp Supreme Court.

Subotai Bahadur

He should be turned over to Mag Wildwood. She’ll take him down to the zoo, and feed him to the yak.

If you’re thinking up joke headlines, I think the internet as a whole came up with pretty much 99.99% of them yesterday, so it’s going to be damned hard to come up with an original.

Andrea Tantaros, as Deborah so ably described, is an up and comer at FOX. She shares a rotating seat with Kimberly Guilfoyle on the smartest show on TV. S.Weasel you’d love it!
Maybe you can find The Five on the interweb…I DVR it and never miss a show.

Opened the page this morning and guess what?

Spotted (a) Dick!

It’s sleeting here. Which means that Tony Boner will be showing his penis to 16 year old girls for another 6 weeks.

time synch

Aw, dangit. As much as I loved Maggie, this breaks my heart: http://www.tmz.com/2013/04/12/jonathan-winters-dies-dead/

Hey, there’s a bunch of us hangin’ about waiting for someone to answer the door. AltBBrown keeps pushin’ his way up the line trying to be first..we told some guy named Oceania to stand across the street…he keeps farting.

Wait for it…waaait.

Stoaty, you’ll love the cover of today’s NY Post then …

http://nyopoliticker.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/nypost-weiner.jpg

Hoo boy! You thought Bloomberg was a national hate object. If they elect this jackass, the rest of the country will have no choice but to saw Manhattan loose and tow it out to sea.

BRB. Sending campaign contribution.

My mind is a raging torrent of weiner jokes.

But I’ll spare y’all.

You’re welcome.

My mind is a raging torrent of weiner

Yes, a lot of us are frankly like that.

Tony Boner
Tony Boner
Tony B’ner
T’ny Boner

He’s a Start Wreck villian.