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Breakfast with Mrs Slocombe

Really, England? Really?

It’s an energy drink. I plucked it off the bargain shelf after the holidays. The girl at the register said, after the novelty wore off, even the kids weren’t really interested.

And what makes up its magical blend? Fresh white grape juice from Southern Italy, pressed Mexican limes and lightly carbonated water. These are then mixed with Grenadilla and Lychee infused with six selected botanical herbs: Siberian Ginseng, Guarana, Sasparilla, Schizandra and Milk Thistle all of which have their own unique properties and benefits – and taste amazing when blended together and served ice cold on a hot night out.

Hang on, I love grenadilla and lychee. Let me crack open this sucka.

Hey, I like it.

Don’t tell my mom.


Comment from gulliblepratt
Time: January 10, 2014, 12:42 am

“I hope this isn’t going to take long, Captain Peacock. The last time I was late, a fireman had to climb out of my bedroom window and risk his life on a narrow ledge tryin’ to grab hold of my pussy.”

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: January 10, 2014, 3:57 am

I’ll never forget the first time I saw the Osmond Family on TV in Japan doing advertisements for a carbonated fermented-bovine-product soft-drink named CALPIS…


I know it must be just me, but I swear that I honestly cannot hear the difference between a Japanese person (or an Osmand, for that matter) saying ‘CALPIS’ or saying “COWPISS”. Perhaps you can, if you watch the old commercial above on Youtube. However, I will have the Osmonds forever branded in my mind as Cowpiss guzzlers.

Perhaps someone at the company did suspect something as was marketed here in the states for a while as… Calpico

Comment from Steve Skubinna
Time: January 11, 2014, 6:49 am

So which do you prefer? The pussy or the dick?

Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: January 11, 2014, 2:17 pm

Well, anus! Pussy isn’t available in my zip code…. what pricks!

Comment from Mojo
Time: January 12, 2014, 3:19 am

I would refer you to the “pussy, dick, asshole” soliloquy from “World Police”…

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