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Do you ever go to Pravda Online? I do from time to time. I’m never sure how seriously I’m expected to take it. The articles range from absurdly jingoistic to just absurd.

Worth a browse, if you’re bored. Especially in times when Russia’s in the headlines.

Anyhoo, at the bottom of Pravda today: pencil sketches of Hollywood stars. No explanation. Jesus. They have to be images sent in by children…don’t they?

Be sure to look at them all. I’ll have you begging for ass bruise pictures.


Comment from SCOTTtheBADGER
Time: May 14, 2014, 10:32 pm

I can’t even identify most of them!

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: May 14, 2014, 10:57 pm

I’m reluctant to go and look at the other drawings after seeing gah. There’s no way to put this delicately: she appears to be biting a turd.

Comment from Janna
Time: May 14, 2014, 11:02 pm

If you scroll over the drawings, it tells you who they are “supposed” to be. I think they were drawn by the lady that fixed the Jesus fresco. Clint Eastwood….really? You really should look, they’re a hoot.

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: May 14, 2014, 11:13 pm

Those Bastards!!! Just LOOK what they did to Bridget Bardot.


I am a reasonable man…but there are some things that cannot be permitted to go unanswered


Weasel, if they don’t apologize I am going to ask you anonymously send them a sketch of Catherine the Great and her Horse!

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: May 15, 2014, 12:14 am

Is that supposed to be Lori Watt?

Comment from PatAZ
Time: May 15, 2014, 1:20 am

I laughed at Clint Eastwood and Grace Kelly. Caricatures perhaps?

Comment from Davem123
Time: May 15, 2014, 3:24 am

Wow. The ones of Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood may be actionable. You almost expect them to start chanting “One of us! One of us!” Especially poor Ms. Bardot.

Comment from Oceania
Time: May 15, 2014, 4:59 am

Ahhh English Pravda Forum?

I see Vera is now concerned about all the sex videos she posted on the internet fo SCA that she can’t get off, and Hntr isn’t saying beep!


Comment from Wolfus Aurelius
Time: May 15, 2014, 2:19 pm

ScottTheBadger, you’re not alone in not recognizing most of them. I thought one might be Mel Gibson, and I guess I picked up on Brigitte Bardot. One might have been Alec Baldwin, I suppose. But the others I glanced at — Who???

Comment from Ripley
Time: May 15, 2014, 3:07 pm

OK, I give in. More ass bruise pictures please.

Comment from Mr. Dave
Time: May 15, 2014, 9:23 pm

Sandra Bullock looks like Gollum.

Comment from Mitchell
Time: May 18, 2014, 11:17 pm

Cameron Diaz I had pegged for Barbara Streisand. I did actually recognize Mel, Colin, and the Jim Carrey one is hilarious. As for Clint it’s mis-labelled, surely that’s Peter Falk.

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