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The headline: Salmon Spawns on Obama’s Shoes

The quote: “You see that?” Obama declared Wednesday as he gripped a fish with two hands. “Something’s got on my shoes.”…Generally you don’t want fish spawning on your feet. He said the local fisherwoman who accompanied him said the fish was “happy to see me.”

There’s video. Knock yourselves out.


Comment from Sandman grumpeth
Time: September 3, 2015, 9:12 pm

Meh, The fish probably meant to shit on a shoe instead.

Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: September 3, 2015, 9:16 pm

Not original with me, but at another site someone commented on the concept of putting on rubber gloves to handle a fish. Not exactly Alpha male behavior.

The return comment was that the gloves were donned at the request of the salmon.

Comment from Deborah HH
Time: September 3, 2015, 10:00 pm

I anticipate a wide variety of “Fish Fear Me” political cartoons.

Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: September 3, 2015, 11:28 pm

El pescador de los pantalones madres

Comment from mojo
Time: September 4, 2015, 12:26 am

Yeah, the fish spawned on his shoes. He was squeezing it.

And notice he steals the woman’s joke?


Comment from Steve
Time: September 4, 2015, 1:06 am

Donald Trump and Hugh Hewitt Discuss Foreign Policy – audio


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