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I was going to add a snappy headline in Klingon but, sumofabitch, I don’t know any. Some geek I turn out to be.

And no, I don’t feel a bit guilty making fun of M’chelle.

We Righties were absolutely savagely insulting to Hillary Clinton in the most personal way. Her hair. Her cankles. Good ol’ Crusty the Pantsuit. She mostly deserved it, injecting her bad self and her bad politics into the presidency way over what a First Broad ought. You choose a life of celebrity politics, you hang the Kick Me sign on your back with your own hand.

(But, you know, I developed a sneaking admiration for her by the time it was all over. Baracky the Wonder Dog swooped in at the last minute and STOLE the prize she has worked and suffered and schemed for her whole damn life. And she stood there and took it. Took it like a man).

Yeah, I know. We flinch when it comes to the Obamas. It’s like nobody can imagine how to make fun of people who happen to be black without descending into the toxic racist iconography of last century.

Well, I can imagine such a thing. I can imagine a zillion heartwarming, magical ways to make fun of these people without going there.

At least, I’m pretty sure I can think up enough mockery to last us four years. Please god I don’t has to do it for eight.

Come on. You want it in big, beautiful color. You know you do.


Comment from BuckNutty
Time: September 21, 2009, 8:15 pm

Awsomely awsome

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: September 21, 2009, 9:07 pm

Good one!…you should have worked in the utility belt from the previous post though 🙂

Comment from mongo
Time: September 21, 2009, 9:23 pm

I. Love. You. Not in a lesbian way (not that there is anything wrong with that blah, blah, blah) but in the way you always make my day. Obammmmmmah!

Comment from Red State Witch
Time: September 21, 2009, 10:47 pm

Overheard at a recent DragonCon costume competition:

“That’s the ugliest Klingon transvestite I’ve ever seen.”

Not sure how it applies here, but I thought I throw it out.

Comment from geoff
Time: September 21, 2009, 10:51 pm

We Righties were absolutely savagely insulting to Hillary Clinton in the most personal way.

PIAPS. Whatever happened to PIAPS? I thought it was unfair, but it always cracked me up.

Comment from Dave in Texas
Time: September 21, 2009, 10:59 pm

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

I think I broke something. Something inside hurts now.

Comment from geoff
Time: September 21, 2009, 11:42 pm

This needs to go up at Ace’s.

Comment from Mrs. Peel
Time: September 21, 2009, 11:56 pm

Here’s a freebie: QaStaHvIS wa’ram loS SaD Hugh SIjlaH qetbogh loD. Means “Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man.”

Comment from Mrs. Compton
Time: September 22, 2009, 12:10 am

Love it!

Comment from porknbean
Time: September 22, 2009, 1:17 am

Are you SURE she took it like a man or is Oboobie going to fall in to one of her carefully laid traps.

She was/is good at the underhanded, the dirty, the subterfuge..

Comment from porknbean
Time: September 22, 2009, 1:17 am

…the payoffs….

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Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 22, 2009, 6:31 am

Oh, I’m sure there’s an ambush waiting somewhere, PnB. But seeking revenge on the sly doesn’t ruin taking it like a man. I just meant she didn’t pitch an ashtray at his head on national television.

THINK of all the shit (particularly humiliating shit from Bill) that Hillary went through on her journey to be Madame la Presidente. And THIS wet-behind-the-ears racial grievance-monger slaps it out of her hands at the last second.

The Paris Opera House isn’t accustomed to melodrama on that scale…

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Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: September 22, 2009, 7:58 am

I’ve got to say, that’s definitely an improvement on her prior appearance hereabouts – no more inside-out “ammo belt” or other burrito-bandito glad-rags…

Hairdo looks a mite better, too.

Comment from Nicole
Time: September 22, 2009, 8:56 am

Perfectly awesome.

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Comment from apotheosis
Time: September 22, 2009, 9:10 am

By Jove, I believe you might have a future in this business.

Comment from Pupster
Time: September 22, 2009, 12:05 pm

“I can imagine a zillion heartwarming, magical ways to make fun of these people without going there.”

You haven’t been paying attention Weasel Crackah.  Any and all non-felatory comments are ra-a-a-a-a-c-i-s-s-s-st.

Comment from cbullitt
Time: September 22, 2009, 12:59 pm

Awesome job Stoaty. Your PhotoShop-fu is beyond the realm of mere mortals. K-plah! (probably spelled it wrong)

Comment from The Dread Pirate Neck Beard
Time: September 22, 2009, 2:57 pm

She looks healthy enough to rip the arms off a gundark.

That monster is a character from one of those Dark Star movies, right?

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: September 22, 2009, 5:33 pm

I wonder if she ever bears the hair on her chest and howls like a wookie….. 😉

Comment from David Gillies
Time: September 22, 2009, 6:24 pm

I’m going to sleep with the light on tonight.

Comment from Cyn
Time: September 22, 2009, 7:27 pm

Got here from Geoff thru a linky from Ace’s. This is so purely perfectly delightful, but why does my stomach hurt like it knows this is truth?

Comment from genes
Time: September 22, 2009, 8:28 pm

A total disgrace to the Federation.

Comment from Michael
Time: September 22, 2009, 8:39 pm

This is priceless.

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Comment from Roman Wolf
Time: September 23, 2009, 10:07 am

Hey Weasel…


Isn’t the onion great? Even though a thousand Hilary Clintons raining down on Washington is a frightening thought. Should also ban the use of Michelle Obama…

Comment from cmblake6
Time: September 23, 2009, 12:35 pm

Absolutely brilliant! Love it.

Comment from cube
Time: September 25, 2009, 3:07 pm

Worfette lacks the honor to be a Klingon warrior, though she would make a good targ 😉

Comment from mel
Time: September 26, 2009, 3:24 pm

Re Hillary: they’re counting on our continued “sneaking admiratin” to rerun her after we all tire of Mr. Obama. They knew she wasn’t popular enough to get elected on her own– but swooping in to save the day ater a crisis, she will seem like the strong arm.
She’s worse.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 26, 2009, 3:34 pm

I could see that strategy having a chance, mel, except that she’s done an extraordinarily awful job as Secretary of State. Far worse than I expected her to do, frankly. I knew she was an egregious lefty, of course. But word always was that (as a senator, at least) she worked hard and knew her stuff. But, wow — the State Department under her has been a mess.

I’d love to know how much of that is mutual sabotage. There can be absolutely NO love lost inside this administration.

Comment from Steve Harkonnen
Time: September 28, 2009, 1:16 pm

Great post here. I think I’ll add you to my blog roll. Hat Tip for Cube sending me here!

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