You know…
I’m going to be REAL embarrassed for her if it turns out Elena Kagan is straight as a die — just a homely woman who always had trouble in the dating department.
It’s one thing to have a secret past rich in forbidden romance. It’s a whole ‘nother thing to be a sexual FAIL.
On the upside, though, she’s about to get a sweet job for life. So there’s that.
By the way — that images search on Velma was an eye opener. Dang, there’s a lot of Velma porn out there, you perverted nerds, you!
Posted: May 17th, 2010 under personal, politics.
Comments: 22
Comments
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 17, 2010, 9:07 pm
Ha ha! Made you look!
Comment from Bill (still the .00358% of your traffic that’s from Iraq) T
Time: May 17, 2010, 9:31 pm
At what? Can’t fool me — I gave up looking for Velma porn years ago…
Comment from Gromulin
Time: May 17, 2010, 9:52 pm
Ha ha! Made you look!
The troubling thing is that I found myself dissapointed.
Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: May 17, 2010, 10:03 pm
Velma was always hotter than Daphne. Its like the Maryann/Ginger effect.
Comment from The War Planner
Time: May 17, 2010, 10:07 pm
Madame,
I would you recommend you trot out that mega-fine photo shop of the Sphincter. It might be the last time you get to use it where anyone will still recognize the butt of your joke, so to speak.
~T.W.P.
Comment from porknbean
Time: May 17, 2010, 10:13 pm
I’m telling you, she resembles John Goodman.
Comment from porknbean
Time: May 17, 2010, 10:16 pm
And since she has been a dating FAIL!!! She will enjoy every minute of making men miserable via the way she feels on a given day of finding shit not seen before in the Constitution.
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 17, 2010, 10:28 pm
Yes indeedy, Mister War Planner. If Arlen goes down tomorrow, I am so trotting out that sphincter illo one more time for old time’s sake.
Comment from Schlippy
Time: May 17, 2010, 10:50 pm
Velma = teh hottness compared to Janet Reno the Third there.
Comment from Allen
Time: May 17, 2010, 11:22 pm
Too bad it couldn’t be like a Scooby Doo cartoon. Kagan gets confirmed, and a frantic Andrew Sullivan rushes up to ask her that burning question, “are you gay?” In the ensuing scuffle, Kagan’s mask gets pulled off, and with a gasp of horror, “Look it’s Dick Cheney!”
Comment from The War Planner
Time: May 18, 2010, 1:21 am
“Yes indeedy, Mister War Planner. If Arlen goes down tomorrow, I am so trotting out that sphincter illo one more time for old time’s sake.”
Anyone got him on the Dead Pool, ma’am? If not, can I get him? Please? Please? Please? Please? Pretty Please?
Anyway, if Sphincter loses, there’s always BJs by the Beach for him..
..which is why I want him in the Dead Pool.
Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: May 18, 2010, 1:39 am
porknbean got him two hours into the contest, the 17th entry.
Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: May 18, 2010, 1:41 am
Hey, I’m a dating fail too, and I’m not ugly!
At least not that ugly.
Quite.
Comment from Pavel
Time: May 18, 2010, 1:43 am
porknbean has a good, yet terrifying, point.
If Kagan is a dating fail, she hates men. Ergo, she is going to be finding some kind of constitutional right to cut off our (in the xy sense) weiners. It’s probably somewhere in like the 17th amendment. The one that talks about emasculation and direct election of senators.
Comment from d3ft punk
Time: May 18, 2010, 3:31 am
I, for one, am sick of this. You know what makes for the qualification of a Supreme Court judge? Some sort of knowledge of the Constitution. Do I care if she’s switch-hitter or not? Nope. Do I care if she’ll always vote on the side of looneybat Anti-American thugocracy craziness? Sure as shootin’.
Seems like a setup to me. Try and get the people to stop talking about how she’s not even up to Harriet Meyers standards, for goodness sakes.
Comment from Scott Jacobs
Time: May 18, 2010, 4:27 am
Dang, there’s a lot of Velma porn out there, you perverted nerds, you!
Don’t you judge me…
Comment from Garland
Time: May 18, 2010, 2:38 pm
Good one, scubafreak!
Comment from Hotrodelectric
Time: May 18, 2010, 4:22 pm
Too bad it couldn’t be like a Scooby Doo cartoon. Kagan gets confirmed, and a frantic Andrew Sullivan rushes up to ask her that burning question, “are you gay?” In the ensuing scuffle, Kagan’s mask gets pulled off, and with a gasp of horror, “Look it’s Dick Cheney!”
Rut roh!!
Comment from Greg
Time: May 18, 2010, 11:32 pm
If Kagen doesn’t become Obama’s next Supreme Court judge, whose gonna date Napolitano?
Comment from Dawn
Time: May 20, 2010, 3:53 am
I think she looks like she wants to coffee talk.
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