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Stoopid badgers

weasel and badger

Uncle B has been up at the flat daily on the innernets. He’s got this stuff called ‘work’ that he claims requires a connection.

Pff! Dude has no idea what the internet is for.

sock it to me

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Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: October 24, 2007, 10:31 am

Ha! I left Weasel blacking the stove (and I really did) while I ‘nipped into town’ to make a few calls, and ‘get some stuff’.

Little does she know…

Anyway, fellow minions, just to let you know The Boss is still fine.

A bit blackened with polish… but fine.

I’m going to download the past two days comments to take back to Badger Towers

 


Comment from nbpundit
Time: October 24, 2007, 10:41 am

Blacken? Is she blacking an AGA?
/wowza!

 


Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: October 24, 2007, 11:30 am

Nah – ‘s a woodburner the size of a house… and stoats aren’t very big.

We did find an Aga, though – dismantled in the garage.

Anyway, I’m going back there now.

Bet I get bitten.

 


Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: October 24, 2007, 11:37 am

Er, this is Britain. I don’t think you’re allowed to use terms like ‘blacken’ lest somebody become mortally offended. I think you’ll find that the proper term is ‘bedarken’. Don’t give the Thought Police an excuse to come and smash your teeth in in the night and drag you away to the (New)labour camp for re-edumacating.
I’d like to operate a super-inefficient wood-burning stove the size of a the BBC’s annual budget too, but alas, I’m a stereotypical Westerner and I’ve got a hard-on for burning oil and polluting the environment. And let’s face it, wood smoke, though it may smell nice, doesn’t even come close to the polluting properties of somewhat-refined oil.
Eat shit polar bears.

 


Comment from Lokki
Time: October 24, 2007, 11:52 am

I’m starting to get annoyed with all the environmentalists frankly. I do have to admit that there were real environmental problems with pollution back in the 1950’s and 1960’s, and that the environmental programs that cleaned things up were a good thing.

The problem is that these guys never want to declare victory and move on. Cars are 99 percent cleaner than 20 years ago, but is that good enough? Nooooo. we must go for 99.97 percent cleaner.

Now that pollution has been essentially resolved in the West, they have moved on to Global Warming and emotional appeals about pretty animals like the spotted owl and those damned cute Polar Bears (Riiight, they’re cute! to to pursue their plans to destroy our industrial society.

However, never once have I seen any of these Global Warming/Pollution protestors attacking the practices of China, Russia, India, et al.

They are beyond sin, no matter what they do. I must stop washing my hair more than once a month, while the Chinese can belch black bedarkened coal smoke without anyone caring.

Bah! I love the smell of gasoline in the morning.

 


Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: October 24, 2007, 12:08 pm

Right. Smells like…victory.

 


Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: October 24, 2007, 4:30 pm

Everyone knows badgers are hooked up with high speed wireless.

 


Comment from iamfelix
Time: October 24, 2007, 4:40 pm

I’m lovin’ the LOLstoats. I’m also chortling away at Gibby’s “bedarken” comment, and the continuing story in all the other comments. Semi-OT (but it does involve computers), here’s a link my brother sent me:

http://www.da-phantom.com/

It’s a site set up by one of his former DellTalk cronies (now sadly deceased) – be sure to check the useful link at the bottom labeled “Expand Your Horizons With Our Foreign Language Section.”

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 25, 2007, 8:05 am

Good link, Felix. Reminds me of the classic Chronicles of George.

Man, was there a spam bomb or something? I had four pages of the crap that made it through my email spam filter.

 

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