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Mellons McCain….

She be qualified, reel gud for someone who’s, herself, “a lack of experience you have”.

At least, I know, in my group of friends it turns people off….

Mega McCans – almost everybody’s useless idiot.

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I wish I could say not everyone in my generation is as stupid as Mega McCans(thanks for the great name Bob) but sadly most are that stupid. Too many in my generation have an inflated sense of self-worth it seems, Mega McCans being only one of ’em.

Hmmm, didn’t her generation provide the critical votes needed to elect someone with no experience to some sort of Government post?

The cruelest one I’ve seen is Meghan “Big Mac” McCain. Burrrrrrn.

Hey, check out Snookums Cat Food, for the really pissed-off moggy. Dunno if it’s real, I think I pinched the link from Twisted Spinster’s Twitter feed…but I’m old and I get confused.

Mega McCans when the bulb comes on in about 50 years: “Oh! I thought what you did was diaphram them…”

Hilarious – Beck “interviews” Meggie Mac.

Tell her to take a gander at the current occupant of the white house’s resume.

Ms. McCain clearly takes after her father. And let me assure you that is NOT a compliment.

Good grief, that photoshop damn near scared me silly while simultaneously making me laugh like a loon. It just conjured up in my mind what mom used to say: “be careful with that, you’ll put an eye out.”

I hear she calls herself “Meggie Mac.” That only brings to mind the look she gets on her face while she’s trying to figure out the directions on a box of macaroni and cheese. I feel kind of sorry for her. She has no idea how she’s being used.

Charlie Uniform November Tango, over. . . .

Smeggie Mac – that there is one cunning stunt, is what that is, right there.

“My group of friends…” OH…she’s talking about useless sacks of shit that have done nothing but live off Daddy’s money…I get it!

Pathetic.

…Or maybe I should say, “Mommy’s money.” Oh, SNAP.

“no matter how lack of experience you have.” Does this even qualify as English? I thought she went to a private school. This is stupidity in its purest form.

Twenty-somethings are the new Stupid.
I know, I’ve got two.

They all voted for Obama. They’ll do it again.
They’ll be the death of us yet.

Twentysomethings are old enough to think they have a good grasp of certain things, but not old enough to have an appreciation of the real depths of their own ignorance. I like the Hobbitarian notion that you’re not really a full adult until you’re 34.

EZnSF & Enas Yorl, I invite you to meditate upon the word “sophomoric”.

Been there. Burned the T-shirt.

Regards,
Ric

I had the misfortune tonight to see Miss Mac&Cheese on Rachel Maddow. In the two seconds it took me to change the channel, she still managed to say something utterly stupid about gay rights.

Please tell me those are her knees she is peering between.

I did tweet about the Snookums. Don’t know if anyone else did.

Re Meghan McCain: you know that when she left the studio Amanpour and crew just looked at each other and burst out laughing. Liberals love making fun of stupid people, and she’s handed them at least a year’s supply of “clueless blond rich Republican” jokes. I wondered why the McCain campaign seemed designed to be lost; now it looks like the McCain magic is being applied to the entire Republican Party.

“Twenty-somethings are the new Stupid.
I know, I’ve got two.”

Don’t be too certain. My older (just turned 30) has been gobsmacked by reality and gone full-blown “grouchy conservative.” Loud rants about the current office holder being “the worst president EVER!!!”, somebody who wouldn’t let my grandson take a Christmas present marshmallow gun back to his house now letting me gift him with a new Henry and take him to the range, where she herself simply can’t bring enough 9mm ammo to satisfy her, etc., etc.

Don’t give up hope.

the “chubby retard” is the perfect dhimmi for the Amanpour cabal.

Then it was you, Alice. I have a bad habit of opening chitloads of pages at once and then letting them mellow for ages before I look at them, by which time I have totally forgotten how I got there.

Oh, did I mention I currently have four Q’s at once in my Scrabble game?

Yeah. The gods’ve given me the 4Q.

I’ve never had much time for Andy Warhol, but I think this quote is great:

What’s great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest. You can be watching TV and see Coca-Cola, and you know that the President drinks Coke, Liz Taylor drinks Coke, and just think, you can drink Coke, too. A Coke is a Coke and no amount of money can get you a better Coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking. All the Cokes are the same and all the Cokes are good. Liz Taylor knows it, the President knows it, the bum knows it, and you know it.

via Kottke.

I was driving home last night and the radio talk show guy made a comment about how Mellons looks a bit like a drag queen….

And when I got the chance….I reevaluated your p-shop effort, Stoaty, and decided he was right…

She does look an awful lot like a scrawny Divine

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://foodcourtlunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/divine1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://foodcourtlunch.com/%3Fm%3D201005&usg=__z7j2mN48KsiQhZPjtalgGyNsyUE=&h=529&w=350&sz=35&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=f2n5h0Iyn61acM:&tbnh=138&tbnw=98&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddivine%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D782%26bih%3D569%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=281&ei=TKW9TKSiDs6MnQfuktGJDg&oei=HaW9TP6cF4GCsQP_3cXIDA&esq=8&page=1&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=51&ty=61

Now, now, guys. Not so terrible, really. Ms. McCain simply strikes me as somebody who hasn’t been nailed to the counterpane thoroughly, or often, enough. Sadly, I can’t volunteer, as I’ve got too old.

I must admit to a personal taste for a bit of extra padding — comfort over speed, y’know. Among other things, it suggests that a gob of something sticky-sweet (and preferably chocolate-flavored) will muffle the racket long enough to get going.

Regards,
Ric

Well, I speak as a 54 year old man, and… Jeez, Louise, what a… maybe she could sue her mother for wrongful birth.

I was thinking about this on the drive to work this morning. I think that she isn’t arguing from the viewpoint of O’Donnell not being able to do the job, I think she is really afraid that she will not do the job of protecting rich elitests like her and her family, and that scares the living shyte out of her…

Mellons McCain is a spoiled rich brat, and sees the world through those lenses. DON’T trust her to argue for what is good for Americans, trust her to argue for the so called Elite…….

Hmmmm.

Meghan McCain denigrating someone else’s qualifications.

There are no words.

You do realize than now visitors will be afraid to scroll any deeper into the site and they’ll miss out on Carly’s singing…