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I have this little dream

O, what would I give to see Men of Color, Drunk/Sober, LGBT Youth, The Homeless, The Mentally Ill and Muslims all together in one place. And none of those gosh-darned policemen!

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Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: October 17, 2011, 3:11 pm

Well, then you shouldn’t have turned down the invitation to the party at my place last Saturday.


Comment from The Cop On The Corner
Time: October 17, 2011, 3:50 pm

Come on! Who hasn’t had to bitch-slap a homo youth once or twice for being a smart-mouth? But not the lezbos. They can be vicious… not to mention teh hawt.


Comment from jwpaine
Time: October 17, 2011, 3:51 pm

I denounce myself.


Comment from Gromulin
Time: October 17, 2011, 5:32 pm

Gotta love the DKNY shirt. Power to the Designer Wearing, Drunk, Lesbian Muslims!


Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: October 17, 2011, 6:04 pm

Come on! Who hasn’t had to bitch-slap a homo youth once or twice for being a smart-mouth? But not the lezbos. They can be vicious… not to mention teh hawt.

My boss is a dyke. She’s about as hot as black ice. And twice as nasty.


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: October 17, 2011, 7:34 pm

. . . and especially (or should I spell that “expesh’ly”?) the criminals. Can’t have the coppers whacking criminals about the buttocks, now can we?


Comment from Mark T
Time: October 17, 2011, 11:37 pm

Come to Kilburn. Waye-yai!


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: October 17, 2011, 11:52 pm

I think he means “drunk/sober women“; there’s a “Venus” sign to the right.

Speaking of “police brutality” and drunk/sober women, there are a couple of cops here in Chi in deep trouble over a drunk woman. They picked her up in Wrigleyville (i.e. clubland), drove her home to Edgewater, and then went in with her and had sex.

Now she’s claiming rape. But as a lot of other cops have noted, even if the rape charge is bogus, they left their patrol zone while on duty for this – so their asses are grass regardless.


Comment from Frit
Time: October 18, 2011, 1:08 am

Come on! Who hasn’t had to bitch-slap a homo youth once or twice for being a smart-mouth? But not the lezbos. They can be vicious… not to mention teh hawt.

Actually, all the gay males I’ve met have been remarkably well mannered, and the females who have made passes at me (I am a relatively straight female) have all been very gracious in accepting “No thank you” for an answer. Unlike many ‘straight’ males I’ve had to deal with, who for some reason can’t accept the concept that they are not actually gods gift to females. Unless one accepts that god has a sick sense of humor, that is. (This isn’t an attempt at male bashing, most of the males I know – regardless of sexual preference – are perfect gentlemen, and I’m honored and proud to call most of them friends, and one; “Husband”.)


Comment from Oceania
Time: October 18, 2011, 1:13 am

There is a lot of $$$$ leaving the US right now …
If I was a fiscal trader – I would be seeing this – and pulling my money in fright.


Comment from Mono The Elderish
Time: October 18, 2011, 1:33 am

Damn, Oceania, What’er you smoking? Your not that far off. Its all going to china. The only thing that seems to be keeping the market semi-alive is government manipulation. (And that not going to last.)


Comment from Oceania
Time: October 18, 2011, 2:26 am

Unfortunately the family business is money – shhhhh. I’m spilling Java.

Looks at this gentleman. Rather interesting.
How come a black man has morals and more between his ears than the entire NYPD?
You’d better get this guy in as your next president.

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh7475FAFF0g9E91d2


Comment from David Gillies
Time: October 18, 2011, 3:07 am

End the brutality against cardboard signs that look like they’ve been written in lipstick looted from the fascists at Walgreens.

What a fucking chucklehead. Many years ago I, and everyone in my circle, all of us very, very serious engineers*, working research, agreed that it was our endeavours that were creating the economic output that enabled the Peace Studies department of the University to function rather than its entire complement be rendered down for candle-wax. An interesting bit of ad hoc social anthropology would be to wander among these OWS vermin and ask them what skills or talents they have to offer to those who are supposed to support them. What’s the integral of 1/(1 + sin 2x) dx, buttercup? If you don’t say 1/(1 + cot x) then you fail. Sure, you can clean my toilet, but don’t expect me to subsidise your cod Abbie Hoffman hijinx (by the way, the girl who does clean my toilet knows the solution of that integral. It’s a trivial bit of trig manipulation.)

* engineer: this does not mean the bloke who bleeds your radiators. It means, taken to the extreme, blokes who design continent-spanning telecommunications infrastructure, or kilometre-wide bridges, or a hearing aid the size of a jelly bean. If my washing machine broke down and I heard someone say I needed an engineer to look at it I’d haul off and punch him.


Comment from Oceania
Time: October 18, 2011, 3:26 am

I still have nightmares about my third year quantum physics exams … I flicked open my old notes the other day and went – ‘what langauge is this in’? I would have to take 3 months off to learn all the maths again!

It is sad how the human brain ditches valuable info …


Comment from Mrs. Hill
Time: October 18, 2011, 3:49 am

OT

😯

I have a Dick!


Comment from Mrs. Hill
Time: October 18, 2011, 3:51 am

And — Oh My! — a PIC!!1!11!!

Thank you, Stoaty! 🙂


Comment from MIke C.
Time: October 18, 2011, 6:48 am

As the old saying in the G&G end of the business goes, “If it was easy, they’d let an engineer do it.”


Comment from Oceania
Time: October 18, 2011, 8:11 am

Engineers are just applied physicists …. 🙂


Comment from MIke C.
Time: October 18, 2011, 8:28 am

Eh. I describe myself as an “applied technologist.” I’m not doing actual scientific research. I just take the tools others have developed and try and get something done with them. Somebody has to do the grunt work, you know…


Comment from Oceania
Time: October 18, 2011, 11:08 am

Well don’t do research. It sucks.
Simply put, when you have an inkling on how things work, and then you have all the funding disasters, politics and managerial mayhems … it just eats at your soul.

It is one of the core failings in human research. Just when you are about to make progress, or a breakthrough, some idiot comes along and destroys it all.
On top of that, you have to publish … which makes Sweasel an outlet for Frustration.


Comment from David Gillies
Time: October 18, 2011, 10:07 pm

Will whoever has Oceania’s soul please return it? You’ve had your fun. Now hand it back. Looks like the poor raggedy lil’ genocidal racist motherfucker could do with it.


Comment from Mono The Elderish
Time: October 18, 2011, 10:20 pm

Amen. It’s freaking us out, Making me skittish. Enough already. (HA!)


Comment from Nina
Time: October 18, 2011, 10:28 pm

Ohhhhh, a picture by the Stoatress? I SO have to win the next dick. Whom did I choose again? Whoever it is he’d better die.

🙂


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 18, 2011, 11:26 pm

They vary greatly in quality, Nina. I have thrown some truly crappy pitchers in with some of those dicks (sorry, crappy pitcher recipients).

I plead screaming rush…


Comment from Can’t hark my cry
Time: October 18, 2011, 11:36 pm

Oh, David Gillies and Mono the Elderish are singin’ my song! Agreed, the near-sane coherence is getting downright unnerving.

So, now for the three-part harmony.


Comment from Mono The Elderish
Time: October 19, 2011, 12:38 am

Must be government mind manipulation. At least, Thats my guess.


Comment from Can’t hark my cry
Time: October 19, 2011, 12:43 am

Well, they’ve been taking over his computer, you know. The mind is surely the next step. . .


Comment from Mono The Elderish
Time: October 19, 2011, 1:51 am

If they haven’t done them both concurrently….


Comment from Can’t hark my cry
Time: October 19, 2011, 2:13 am

Cheer up. It’s back, and clearly undamaged by whatever alien abduction it suffered.


Comment from Mono The Elderish
Time: October 19, 2011, 12:28 pm

Or it was so damaged before we just can’t tell. Either way, It’s back. Lovely.

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