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That would be latitudinally.

More like circumferentially, isn’t it?

But a torus has two circumferences? I don’t know. Matter of fact, I’m backing off latitudinally. I’m off coffee and fuzzy-headed.

The problem with english is that the english majors have been in charge of it for centuries. It shows.

But I really like the torus-shaped cheese idea!

That site is what happens when people who are high actually record their thoughts.

I think a torus-shaped cheese would, in fact, be a cheese donut. I think I shall have to dig out the 3D program for this one.

You said “roid.”

And PJM is exactly right — seven of those ideas are mine. I think.

Maybe the 3D program will say what slicing a donut shape “the hard way” is called. Probably not.

A person would need a big mouth to consume longitudinally. Or is it ok to bite left then bite right?

Solidworks?

It occurred to me earlier that you are not particularly task-challenged today. Cool!

HA! Who ever thought I’d spank it to CAD output? Certainly not me!

Is that a twirl at the end? /costanza

Is that Autocad, Weaz, or Solidworks?

3D Studio…AutoCad used to own them (Autodesk). Then they sold them. Then they bought them again, I think.

LOL … bagel pr0n … 3D *Cad* bagel pr0n.

I just saw an interesting bio of Vincent Price (from the other thread, which I’m too lazy to switch back to) on the DVD of either “Laura” or “Leave Her to Heaven” (both with Gene Tierney, both of which I watched last week). He was the ‘romantic lead’ in both of those pix. He was pretty cute then and not at all scary. I remember seeing him in “Masque of the Red Death” and “Pit and the Pendulum” in the 60s & being scared to death. Has anyone noticed how much Bob Dylan now resembles Price?

Good lord! You’re right, Felix!

On the other hand, past a certain age I suppose we all look alike. Age, the great egalitarian force. Next to diarrhea.

LOL! You rock, Your Grace! (Hah, try to make a picture of that!)

I rock.

Now I really am going for a walk (darn stars of david!)

LOL! A smart one, Your Grace is.

To the person who got here by asking “can a dead squirrel make you sick”…how dead? And what do you plan to do with it?

This may be the single most brilliant thread I’ve ever seen.

But then again, the peyote just kicked in.

No…no…it’s brilliant.

I think.

You’re having way too much fun at work Weasel. I, on the other hand, get to look through 100’s of photos identifying grass types. Bleh.

Enas,
Brown = Columbian

You’re welcome.

Brown=Columbian
green-gold=Hawaiian
Red=Panama

Grey=that cheap Mexican shit

I’m amazed to discover there’s a mountain in the Northeast corner of Iraq labeled unnamed peak. Iraq. Cradle of Civilization. Oldest fucking society on the planet. There’s a whole mountain nobody’s bothered to name.

That’s just lazy.

Heh. Thanks guys. Alas, my grass is not the Duuuuuude, what were we just talking about? kind, but the regular yard carpeting stuff.

I think that we should name that unnamed peak to be “What? I Dunno, It’s Just A Mountain”.

Or Shithead. Just name it Shithead.

On top of Mount Shithead,
All covered in…

No, I don’t think so. I always want to pronounce “shithead” as “shi-theed” anyway. Sounds Irish.

Call it “Don’t”.

Don’t Peak.

Call it “Don’t”.

Don’t Peak.

L. O. L.

Yeah, it looks like Shi-theed.
Bad Steve Martin reference. (The Jerk)

Good god! Did I poach that line? I’ve never even seen the Jerk.

I worry about committing inadvertent plagiarism a lot. I look at so much stuff, and I have a brain like a disorganized, snarly ball of duct tape. Sticky side out.

I think that’s a common problem with people who have read a very great deal all their life, and write. Ya don’t always know where that slick phrase or just-so remark came from; your creative mind, or a distant memory.

I love The Jerk.

I’m always quoting this:

Navin: Well I’m gonna to go then! And I don’t need any of this! I
don’t need this stuff, (he pushes all of the letters off the
desk), and I don’t need you. I don’t need anything except this
(he picks up the ashtray) and that’s it and that’s the only thing
I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray.
And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s
all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game
and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches.
The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the
paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the
remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all
I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one – I need this!
The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the
matches, for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you
think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And
that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle
game, this magazine and the chair….

I did it one night at work, and was thrilled that my friend was one of the few who ever “got” it — set about complaining about how few did, and her instant response was,
“Perhaps if you had your pants around your ankles ….”
(I haven’t tried it)

Hey, bmac – if a row of dancing girls suddenly apears, chanting ‘We are the 801’ it’s the peyote.

Trust me.

I’m not like the others. I’m your friend .

If we’re lucky, Weasels co-worker stayed home again today and Weaz can draw 3D stuff some more.

No, she’s in. She really did fall down the stairs, I guess.

I asked to see her boo-boo and she jammed her headphones on and turned to face the wall.

Huh. Some people. You try to be civil…

You could moon her…real quiet-like.

Hm. I’m trying to work out what a loud moon would consist of. Unfortunately, I have a very vivid imagination.

I was counting on your imagination. It would be wasted effort if she has headphones on. Pity.

Mount Yanyeznayu.

Yanyeznayu gets exactly one Google hit, Musli.

Mt. Screwedupistan

Actually, it’s a smush of “ya nye zanyu”, transliteration of the Russian “Я не знаю”.

Sorry, I suppose I was being overly difficult.

Babelfish says that’s “4 I do not know”

If there’s an unnamed mount in Iran, I propose it be named Gora Zemlya Stekla (Гора Земля Стекла). 🙂

I have no idea where they get the “4” from. “Я” means “I”. It’s a little redundant (the verb is conjugated into the first person singular so the pronoun is not needed).

That’s funny. Babelfish can’t translate “I” into Russian. What’s Russian for “I” (Я) is said to be a tranlation of “me” (which isn’t correct because “me” would properly be “мне”). But putting back “Я” to translate into English, it comes out as “4”. Maybe it has a problem processing that character. But it can’t be. If it’s wrong, it wouldn’t be online, no?

Colloquially, I make that “Mount Puddle-of-Glass”? Heh.

Mount Land of Glass. 🙂

From Russian to English, doesn’t work. From English to Russian, it works. I don’t know why Babelfish is to temperamental. And don’t get me started on how it translates Chinese. In Chinese, phrases go in a different order than in English. Babelfish translates the phrases in the order they are entered rather than transposing them to where they should be.