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Four people in Essex today were sentenced for taking over a courtroom and attempting to kidnap the coroner.

What is this? Thinks I. They were part of a group calling themselves Federal Postal Court Judges.

And what is that? Thinks I. Oh, god, it’s a subset of the sovereign citizen movement – have we talked about the sov cits? We should talk about the sov cits – and it looks like it traces back to the States and a man named David Wynne Miller.

He sounds as schizophrenic as the day is purple.

He invented his own legal language that never prevailed in any court case, ever. It contains no adjectives, adverbs or pronouns. Only nouns have legal standing. Sentence must have a minimum 13 words and use more nouns than verbs. All legal documents must begin with a preposition (usually “for”) and everything seems to be in all caps. This is the example Wikipedia gives:

FOR THE FORMS OF OUR PUNCTUATIONS ARE WITH THE CLAIM OF THE USE: FULL-COLON=POSITION-LODIO-FACTS, HYPHEN=COMPOUND-FACTS =KNOWN, PERIOD=END-THOUGHT, COMMA-PAUSE, AND LOCATION-TILDES WITH THE MEANINGS AND USES OF THE COMMUNICATIONS WITH THE FULL-COLON OF THE POSITION-LODIAL-FACT-PHRASE WITH THE FACT/KNOWN-TERM OF THE POSITIONAL-LODIO-FACT-PHRASE AND WITH THE VOID OF THE NOM-DE-GUERRE = DEAD-PERSON.

snnnnnnfff, smell the psychosis.

Here’s a 15 minute video about him, including clips of him talking. He died of a heart attack in 2018. Which is a shame because I’m sure he had a doozy of a website.

October 29, 2024 — 6:52 pm
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