Ohhhhh, yesssss
Yeah, baby. You want it in color. You know you do.
Sour, dessicated old hag Andrea Mitchell declared, “this is not a pick for women.”
In other news, we secretly replaced Andrea Mitchell’s estrogen pills with bath salts. Let’s see if anyone notices!
Do I like Paul Ryan for VP? Oh, yes. Ohhhhhh, yessssssss.
August 13, 2012 — 1:44 pm
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Back on the stuff
Yup, Barack is back on the prompter.
Alternate title, “I can’t quit you” (but I didn’t see Brokeback Mountain and I always hesitate to use a movie line in the dark).
Alternate picture idea: does this flag make my president look small?
August 2, 2012 — 10:21 pm
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Yes, please! Whorify my baby!
Oh. Ow. Geez. I’m not big on heavy-handed government regulation, but don’t you think it’s high time we had a taste-based licensing scheme for Photoshop?
Otherwise, we might end up with people doing this.
‘Nuff said.
July 11, 2012 — 10:45 pm
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GAH!
Sometimes, nothing in my wildest Photoshop can compete with reality. Sheesh. I thought Hill had something good going on with that Bond villain look — you know, severe hair pull-back, Nehru jacket. This Hillbo the Clown thing, not so much.
But I don’t want to talk about that, I want to talk about Huma Abedin (hahaha…see wot I did thur?). Do you realize it’s been a year next week since Anthony Weiner resigned?
Huma continues as Hillary’s lovely assistant — last caught on camera in that role last October, handing Hill her blackberry with the news that Mo Ghadaffi was an ex-parrot.
Two months later, Huma gave birth to little Jordan Zain Weiner. Jordan Zain Weiner. Is there no end to the tragedy?
Anyhoo, the New York Post published a little snotty about Weiner’s new role as a stay-at-home Dad. And then the Atlantic pulled off a neat trick – they wrote a post about the Post‘s post.
That way, they could recap last year’s delightful Weiner scandal, repeat all the Post‘s snark about Weiner’s Mister Mom act, and then be ever so snooty about what a dreadful lowbrow rag the Post is for printing such scurrilous filth.
God, they think we’re stupid.
June 7, 2012 — 10:47 pm
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President Obama speaks earnestly into a banana
Part of a series, with Dan Rather Listens Earnestly to a Banana. I don’t know. Honestly I don’t. <sobs into her hands>
<sits up, wipes her face with her palms>
Okay, we have a winner — Steve takes the dick with Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi. Poor Fawn was in first with Robin Gibb, but he died between Dead Pools, thus depriving her of her rightful dick. Nope, never gets old.
See you here Friday at 6pm WBT for Round 29!
May 21, 2012 — 10:27 pm
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Newsweak
Whoa. When Redd pointed me to That Newsweek cover, I thought it was a P’shop.
Nope.
Obama may (or may not) have picked up a few votes by declaring his (nonbinding, verbal) support for gay marriage. But being declared the first gay president? Yeah, probably not helpful.
So the question is, did Andrew Sullivan (who is, let us remember, bugfuck crazy) call Obama gay because he just couldn’t contain his excitement (“…when I watched the interview, the tears came flooding down…), even if it might be politically damaging in 2012? Or does he think that the culture wars are finally won — in his favor? Or is he — eh, I dunno — bugfuck crazy?
May 14, 2012 — 8:02 pm
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Barry O’Badass
US President Barack Obama described the lonely decision he made to mount a Navy SEAL raid to kill Osama bin Laden and called the daring escapade the “most important single day” of his tenure.
In an interview to be broadcast later Wednesday, Obama talked about the nerve jangling moments he endured as he watched the operation, the cloak of secrecy that enveloped it and the moment he saw a photo of the dead Al-Qaeda leader.
“I did choose the risk,” Obama told NBC News anchor Brian Williams, in the latest episode of a nearly week-long commemoration of the anniversary of the bin Laden killing.
Oh, my giddy aunt! A week-long commemoration?
May 2, 2012 — 8:56 pm
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World exclusive!
“I promise you,” Biden said, “the President has a big stick.
This is Joe Biden, after all, so we can’t be sure if he meant, “Barack Obama is unafraid to command the full might of the US military” or “black mens sho’ has big penises.”
That’s what I love about our Vice President.
Alrighty then. Here. Tomorrow. Six sharp, WBT. Dead Pool: Round 28.
April 26, 2012 — 10:11 pm
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Ahhhhhh…that’s better!
I’ve been meaning to do that ever since I saw the original picture.
Obama. Dude. Do NOT mess with Supes.
April 9, 2012 — 8:25 pm
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Another easy one
So, everybody’s talking about this thing. It’s really and truly from the official Obama Tumblr. And Gabriel Malor said it looked like Obama had snagged this guy’s hat (at least, I’m *sure* he said it, but I can’t find the tweet in my Twitter stream. I suck at Twitter).
So I did that.
I was really hoping Dumb Donald was the one that talked like “Ubba nubba wubby bagubba.” But, sadly, that was Mush Mouth.
Too bad. I could’ve squeezed a lot of campaign posters out of that.
I was never a great fan of the show. I tuned in mostly to stare at it in utter effing disbelief. You know, if anybody on the whole planet but beloved token Bill Cosby had made a cartoon about a group of ugly, stupid poor black children in the ghetto, he’d’ve been run out of town on a banjo.
March 22, 2012 — 11:42 pm
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