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We wuz robbed

Do you still doubt Obama’s genius? Could anyone else take the greatest PR coup in a century and turn it to shit in three days?

Not releasing the photos. And giving some sanctimonious bullshit waffle about why — before he goes to stand at Ground Zero for his 2012 election photo op.

He doesn’t own those photos. We do. We were wronged as a people and we have the right to see justice done. We watched office workers jump off the top floor of a skyscraper — jump rather than burn — and we have a right to see the dead face of the monster who ordered it.

This viewing of dead monsters has a long tradition. That’s Dillinger up there. My grandmother was one of the thousands who filed past the bodies of Bonnie and Clyde (she said they were dirty — old dirt, like people who hadn’t washed in a very long time).

Call it primitive, but it’s way down in our DNA. Things won’t be right until we see his face. Dead on a slab.

I thought that was the whole point of sending in the SEALs instead of bombing the complex flat.

May 4, 2011 — 9:05 pm
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This is boring

I was going to post about something else tonight, but you just know the moment I do, the feckless White House will release that snuff video and ruin my fun.

May 3, 2011 — 10:21 pm
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Osama be Coolin’

Aw, now, everybody is saying such ugly things today…I guess it’s up to me to post something pretty.

You know what? Today only — nothing but praise for the president. It was a tough, risky call and he made the right choice.

I’ve never been so pleased to lose a dick. Congratulations, Montenegro. Y’all know what this means — new Deadpool starts Friday!

May 2, 2011 — 6:43 pm
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