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Important Chicken Update

D’AWWWWWWW.

Brought home the new chooks this afternoon. The little black one is about five weeks, the little two-tone is about seven weeks. We can’t be more precise. Because our chicken lady is a bing-bong, is why. They’re getting along fine, though, so that shouldn’t be a problem.

No names yet. We’re thinking of calling the piebald one Magpie, Maggie for short. The little black one we’re trying very hard not to call Shaniqua or Towanda. Because people ask, and then we have to tell them.

And now begins the long, slow process of integrating them into the flock.

In related news, I bought a new high-powered squirt gun today.

sock it to me

June 3, 2013 — 8:29 pm
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Well, I’ll be damned

Somebody DID have Frank Lautenberg. Congratulations, m! Step forward and claim your dick! (By which, of course, I mean an official Certificate of Dick Winning and a small drawing).

That means — Dead Pool Round 51 starts Friday, 6WBT.

But check back later tonight for an Important Chicken Update.

sock it to me

— 6:08 pm
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